[Star Wars 888] Dispelling rumors about Michael Jackson

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Formless: taking ADD joke too far by spilling it into every thread in the forum, when the original thread was barely funny to begin with.

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Not here. You'll need to go to a forum about Peter Pan.
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"Every thread in the forum?" :roll: Take a deep breath, now. Lets count. How many threads have I even posted in in this forum?

Two.

Talk about contriving an excuse to argue with someone.
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Christ, this is fucking testing, not a place for your fucking debate rules. You goatfucker.

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Formless wrote:"Every thread in the forum?" :roll: Take a deep breath, now. Lets count. How many threads have I even posted in in this forum?

Two.

Talk about contriving an excuse to argue with someone.
do we need to get out the dolly so you can point out where michael jackson phant touched you?
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See, this is why I don't normally post in testing. On the one hand, you get spat on if you flop even one joke, on the other if you try and defend yourself against said spittle you only make peopel salivate more. Its like mob justice, only at least a mob just pounds you rather than drowning you in bodily fluids.
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And if you try and crack more jokes, no one notices because you can't speak underwater.
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don't take it so seriously

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Formless wrote:See, this is why I don't normally post in testing. On the one hand, you get spat on if you flop even one joke, on the other if you try and defend yourself against said spittle you only make peopel salivate more. Its like mob justice, only at least a mob just pounds you rather than drowning you in bodily fluids.
I was more ripping on phant by comparing him to michael jackson than anything else

y so serious
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Actually, I wrote that post in response to Artemas. I didn't even see yours until after it was posted.
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Formless wrote:Actually, I wrote that post in response to Artemas. I didn't even see yours until aftert it was posted.
this is why quotes are helpful

i also got the impression that he wasn't being serious
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@ Zod: you can also do this. BUt hey, really everyone ought to read what's under that spoiler anyway.
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Formless wrote:See, this is why I don't normally post in testing. On the one hand, you get spat on if you flop even one joke, on the other if you try and defend yourself against said spittle you only make peopel salivate more. Its like mob justice, only at least a mob just pounds you rather than drowning you in bodily fluids.
It's just like N&P! You must feel at home.

I just started watching The Wire a couple of weeks ago, and man this is the shit.

Also, anyone have fucking online exams as a midterm? Seriously. And take home finals? Was das shize.
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Artemas wrote:
Formless wrote:See, this is why I don't normally post in testing. On the one hand, you get spat on if you flop even one joke, on the other if you try and defend yourself against said spittle you only make peopel salivate more. Its like mob justice, only at least a mob just pounds you rather than drowning you in bodily fluids.
It's just like N&P! You must feel at home.

I just started watching The Wire a couple of weeks ago, and man this is the shit.

Also, anyone have fucking online exams as a midterm? Seriously. And take home finals? Was das shize.
All of my psych-quizzes and exame are online. Thank fuck. (Stupid required courses)
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I don't post much in N&P, actually. Or even read it, even though I share most of the political attitudes of the board at large. Too much shrieking over dogs shooting cops (or was that the other way around...), too much content to bother with period, and not enough news that actually interests me or says anything, well, new. Waste of time, SLAM is far more interesting.

My psych tests are all take home exams. Multiple choice take home exams. Yeah. Though it beats internet exams any day-- I can never understand what goes through the programmers heads when they make those stupid online homework programs.
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Formless, stop shitting on funny testing threads you ignorant cunt.
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Funny, but this whole tangent would end if you assholes would just man up and realize that hey, I'm not shitting on this thread. You are. And frankly, I don't care. At this rate, I'm just waiting for the inevitable oppression, so we can all remember that all this is just meaningless bullshit for passing the time. Save the napalm for N&P, and chill the fuck out.

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Formless wrote:Funny, but this whole tangent would end if you assholes would just man up and realize that hey, I'm not shitting on this thread. You are. And frankly, I don't care. At this rate, I'm just waiting for the inevitable oppression, so we can all remember that all this is just meaningless bullshit for passing the time. Save the napalm for N&P, and chill the fuck out.

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Go ahead. Insult me. Insult my mother. Insult my father. Insult my genitals, if it you really have that much to compensate for. I can take it. They are just words, and they lack any substance too boot. They aren't even funny, or containing mockery. Criticism of my jokes? Nope! Never even crossed anyone's mind. Advice on how to improve my humor? I would have listened to that. But I guess you guys are still locked into "Schyler Colfax" mode after two years. Notice the opportunities I keep offering to bring this thread back to its "normal" state of affairs? Bah, what's reading comprehension good for these days? But instead it seems my very presence is enough to "shit on the funny thread" (which really stopped being funny almost as soon as Dalton told the OP to shove it up his ass). So here we are. I'm not leaving the thread (my posts will still be here as long as the thread is!), and you apparantly are so lacking in perspective or utterly hypocritical that you cannot understand what's wrong with giving someone both barrels over a joke, not even an offensive joke, just an (apparantly) unfunny one. So again. Go ahead. All that raging and what's it going to do for you? It'll be deleted in less than a week.

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Formless wrote:Go ahead. Insult me. Insult my mother. Insult my father. Insult my genitals, if it you really have that much to compensate for. I can take it. They are just words, and they lack any substance too boot. They aren't even funny, or containing mockery. Criticism of my jokes? Nope! Never even crossed anyone's mind. Advice on how to improve my humor? I would have listened to that. But I guess you guys are still locked into "Schyler Colfax" mode after two years. Notice the opportunities I keep offering to bring this thread back to its "normal" state of affairs? Bah, what's reading comprehension good for these days? But instead it seems my very presence is enough to "shit on the funny thread" (which really stopped being funny almost as soon as Dalton told the OP to shove it up his ass). So here we are. I'm not leaving the thread (my posts will still be here as long as the thread is!), and you apparantly are so lacking in perspective or utterly hypocritical that you cannot understand what's wrong with giving someone both barrels over a joke, not even an offensive joke, just an (apparantly) unfunny one. So again. Go ahead. All that raging and what's it going to do for you? It'll be deleted in less than a week.

Have a nice night.

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Formless, you're doing it again. Stop being "That Guy"...
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I can't tell if this is really well done trolling or not.
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Questor wrote:I can't tell if this is really well done trolling or not.
At a certain proficiency level, it can't be told anymore...
A minute's thought suggests that the very idea of this is stupid. A more detailed examination raises the possibility that it might be an answer to the question "how could the Germans win the war after the US gets involved?" - Captain Seafort, in a thread proposing a 1942 'D-Day' in Quiberon Bay

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Mr. Coffee wrote:Formless, you're doing it again. Stop being "That Guy"...

I think he lost some braincells from being under water for so long after his mom shat him into the public restroom at the greyhound station.
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Questor wrote:I can't tell if this is really well done trolling or not.
Me neither. But here I go:

@ Formless:

If you a re trolling: congratulations for a job well done. You should consider a career in politics or business. However, if you are serious, you could try to think it like this: Testing is like a club where you perform stand-up comedy. Some of your jokes will not get any laughs and some may even get boos. Some will be ignored because the people either did not find them funny or did not understand them. That's just the way it is and if you can't take it, you really shouldn't post here.

The good thing is that if you post enough, some day somebody somewhere will find your joke at least mildly amusing. Even if others die of boredom :mrgreen:
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