[Star Wars 888] Dispelling rumors about Michael Jackson

[Mr. Coffee]

"you get what you get" - at least I have some debating skills and can back up my argument.

Oh, and this originally wasn't supposed to be in testing.

I sense a great deal of butthurt. Show us on the doll where Michael Jackson first penetrated you.

[Bakustra]

This is "testing", but even in such off topic and humorous forums you should keep some sort of morality.

You obviously haven't been paying attention to what happens in testing. I would say I'm sorry your sensibilities have been offended by the jokes in this thread, but I'm not. You randomly start a thread defending Micheal Jackson, you get what you get.

"you get what you get" - at least I have some debating skills and can back up my argument.

Oh, and this originally wasn't supposed to be in testing.

What kind of Jacko fan are you? You should relax a little, and learn to hang with the smooth criminals. You don't wanna be startin' somethin', now do you?

[Lancer]

Don't worry, Star Wars triple-8, when you need me, I'll be there. Just do what you wanna, keep on striving, stick to it.

You could almost say that Bakustra's never gonna let you down...

Your song-recognition skills need some work. Go to the foot of the class.

I submit that rickrolling is wholly appropriate in this thread all of Testing.

[Mr. Coffee]

I submit that rickrolling is wholly appropriate in this threadall of Testing.

He was making a post out of Michael Jackson songs, dumbshit.

Also, 2007 called and they want their lame meme back.

[Bakustra]

I submit that rickrolling is wholly appropriate in this thread all of Testing.

I submit that you haven't gone to the foot of the class yet. What are you waiting for, thriller night?

I submit that rickrolling is wholly appropriate in this threadall of Testing.

He was making a post out of Michael Jackson songs, dumbshit.

Also, 2007 called and they want their lame meme back.

Mr. Coffee, you were already at the head of the class, so I have no choice but to make you... the hat! Also, you get a gold star.

[Mr. Coffee]

Oddly enough I actually tend to collect hats. Mostly ball caps, but yeah... Seriously though, Rick Rolling was never funny and everytime someone posts that retarded shit I get the urge to build a time machine so I can go back to just before someone posts a rick roll and beat them about the head with their own keyboard.

[Phantasee]

I'm content with an after-the-fact beating. Behavioural conditioning and shit.

[Gandalf]

I used to collect caps, then I got a 64 centimetre head.

When an ad says "our hat will fit you unless you have a head like Shrek", and it's too small for me, I feel like calling tabloid current affairs shows and raising hell. THE BIG HEADED WILL NOT SIT IDLY BY HATLESS!

[General Zod]

Oh...my...god...

Michael Jackson donated over 300 million dollars to charity. He was a loving person. Was he strange? Maybe, but to make fun of him for that is really no different than that of a high school bully.

This is "testing", but even in such off topic and humorous forums you should keep some sort of morality.

I request to the mods that this thread get moved to a more serious section.

I request that the op please grow a backbone.

[Phantasee]

DEAD TO MEEEE

[Formless]

HAving attention problems suck, you guys know what I'm talking about?

Wait a second... this isn't the "dog shoots cop" thread...

[Phantasee]

Christ, you really know how to run things into the ground.

[Formless]

Hey, at least I'm trying to be funny. You, I can't tell if I should call "poe's law" or not.

[Mr. Coffee]

Hey, at least I'm trying to be funny. You, I can't tell if I should call "poe's law" or not.

Damnit, kid, stop being "That Guy".

[Formless]

What, exactly, does that mean? Look, its kinda hard to get good at this whole "humor" thing when every time one of your jokes falls flat someone in the audience spits on you.

[Dalton]

Why is this moved to testing??? It's a serious topic actually, so in hind sight it shouldn't even be in off topic.

"you get what you get" - at least I have some debating skills and can back up my argument.

Oh, and this originally wasn't supposed to be in testing.

It's in Testing because it's a stupid fucking bullshit thread. If you have a problem with it, go fuck yourself.

P.S. Your debating skills suck and so do you. Stop spamming people with Michael Jackson crap. He's been dead for over a year.

[Mr. Coffee]

What, exactly, does that mean? Look, its kinda hard to get good at this whole "humor" thing when every time one of your jokes falls flat someone in the audience spits on you.

Everyone knows "That Guy", the one that kills the fun, breaks the joke, gets horrifically drunk at a party and the only way he knows what happened after he blacked out is we took video of him shitting in the neighbor's azaleas before punching out the pizza delivery guy over a misunderstand of what "tipping" means. That Guy. We've all seen him, hell, some of us have actually been him.

Don't be That Guy, Formless, for once you travel down the Douchebagger Path forever will it rule your destiny.

[Formless]

Yeah, sorry, not everyone speak lame testingtard bullshit speak. I'm not trying to break the spell, but frankly its annoying that me elaborating variations on a joke just a few times is treated like some kind of sin and Phant posting the exact same joke nearly verbatim three times in one thread gets no comment. Especially when its not clear that its a joke. I mean, if the joke were just crappy meme based tripe like rickrolling or mudkips, yeah I'd understand where you are coming from, but its not.

And frankly I already have walked that path. It lead here.

[General Zod]

Most of us tend to ignore phant as it is already.

[Formless]

Huh. I guess that would explain a lot.

[Mr. Coffee]

Well, he IS a Canuckistani... Makes perfect sense when you think about it that way, dude.

[Darth Fanboy]

LEAVE MICHAEL JACKSON ALONE!

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

YOU BASTARDS!

HAhahaha are you Chris Crocker Jr or what.

[Darth Fanboy]

Ok now the thread is getting Bad.

(Tito reference goes here also.)

[Flagg]

Why is this moved to testing??? It's a serious topic actually, so in hind sight it shouldn't even be in off topic.

"you get what you get" - at least I have some debating skills and can back up my argument.

Oh, and this originally wasn't supposed to be in testing.

It's in Testing because it's a stupid fucking bullshit thread. If you have a problem with it, go fuck yourself.

P.S. Your debating skills suck and so do you. Stop spamming people with Michael Jackson crap. He's been dead for over a year.

So has the little boy he had buried alive with him. Never forget. Never forget...

[General Zod]

Q. What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and Michael Jackson?
A. I don't have Michael Jackson in my basement.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Did you hear that MJ died from food poisoning?
A: He ate 12 year old nuts!!

Q: What did Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.

Q: What was Michael Jackson’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.


Thank you I'll be here all week.