Show Trial for Chocolate Kiwii

Only now, at the end, do you understand.

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What should we do with him who is about to be banned?

Ban him
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24%
Flush him
0
No votes
Nuke him
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8%
Kill it with fire
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15%
Sentence him to be Shroom's loveslave for all eternity
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48%
I don't care how, who does it or what it takes, just get rid of him
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4%
I am a sociopathic bigoted loser and I want to stay around so that I can get reamed some more by people whose level of intelligence I will never reach (Chocolate Kiwii option)
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1%
 
Total votes: 93

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You know "Get your fill of sci-fi, science, and mockery of stupid people." If you want to create a criticism-free thread, go start a blog.
Oh, and one more thing on the subject. In the very first post on that thread I say "Take it up PM". So fuck you.
Simplicius wrote:I pair Yankee taciturnity with German efficiency and say we ban him.
Ohhhhh! So when YOU suggest it, it's totally reasonable.

Come on Simplicius. All you have to do is like me, and none of this will even be an issue. Abused spouses can get into the spirit, why can't you?
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Your trolling has no entertainment value, so the ICC would never convict me.
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Chocolate Kiwii wrote:]
You know "Get your fill of sci-fi, science, and mockery of stupid people." If you want to create a criticism-free thread, go start a blog.
Oh, and one more thing on the subject. In the very first post on that thread I say "Take it up PM". So fuck you.
Ah, yes, that clearly is the purpose of a forum - discussing everything via PM. *roll*

Go blow something up - preferably your ass, it may remove your head from it.

Chocolate Kiwii wrote:
Simplicius wrote:I pair Yankee taciturnity with German efficiency and say we ban him.
Ohhhhh! So when YOU suggest it, it's totally reasonable.

Come on Simplicius. All you have to do is like me, and none of this will even be an issue. Abused spouses can get into the spirit, why can't you?
Do it like you? Sorry, i do not think most people here are capable of removing their brain without dieing - propably your greatest achievement in your life.
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Aww, but we all know he loves this attention. He's like that kid in elementary school who would run around the schoolyard and flick other kids' ears when they weren't looking. If he can get a reaction from people, especially a big one, mission accomplished.
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I've looked at his replies. I am utterly disgusted by this person and his complete lack of realizing of what he is saying. Ban him, immediately and effectively.
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Ah, yes, that clearly is the purpose of a forum - discussing everything via PM. *roll*
Who the hell suggested discussing everything via PM?
Go blow something up - preferably your ass, it may remove your head from it.
That is absurd.
Do it like you? Sorry, i do not think most people here are capable of removing their brain without dieing - propably your greatest achievement in your life.
It would be a impressive achievement if I were capable of such an act. But I'm not. I can do other neat things though. Like maintain 3.4GPA, play Saxophone, Guitar, and Harmonica, I'm a pretty good cook, I'm learning to draw, I'm studying for a degree in Medical Technology after which I will continue onto Biomedical Engineering, I have friends and family that love me, I volunteer, people feel I'm worthy of their confidence, I maintain a pleasant relationship with most of my X's, I can jump rope for an hour straight, I am an outspoken socialist and anti-theist, I accept my failures and move on, I work to correct my flaws, I eat healthy (No soda Since Last New Years!) and have a consistent and reasonable sleep schedule, and I have been called a generous and passionate lover. Oh! And I'm civicly consciences and involved.

So ya. I have a great many positive qualities, however one of them is certainly not self-lobotimization or whatever the term is for vivisecting my own a brain is.
He's like that kid in elementary school who would run around the schoolyard and flick other kids' ears when they weren't looking. If he can get a reaction from people, especially a big one, mission accomplished.
Aww, but we all know he loves this attention. He's like that kid in elementary school who would run around the schoolyard and flick other kids' ears when they weren't looking. If he can get a reaction from people, especially a big one, mission accomplished.
You know, I hadn't thought of it like that but I think you may be onto something. Thing is though: I REALLY don't wanna be banned. I mean, I would much rather not be given attention than be banned. Like if I had to choose between nobody ever replying to my posts and being banned, I'd rather it be the former: Because atleast then I could still read this neat-o board (Pretty sure the ban feature for this server includes no visitations either).
his complete lack of realizing of what he is saying.
How do you mean?
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TBH, I'm not quite sure what exactly ChK has done wrong-- racism?-- but only because every time he posts something my eyes glaze over. Not a good sign, ChK. Not a good sign at all.
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Formless wrote:TBH, I'm not quite sure what exactly ChK has done wrong-- racism?-- but only because every time he posts something my eyes glaze over. Not a good sign, ChK. Not a good sign at all.
He should have taken a page from Elite Pwnage and posted exclusively in testing. That way he might have made it a full two years before being banned.
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Formless wrote:TBH, I'm not quite sure what exactly ChK has done wrong-- racism?-- but only because every time he posts something my eyes glaze over. Not a good sign, ChK. Not a good sign at all.
I can't help being uninteresting! How the hell am I supposed to fix that?
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Formless wrote:TBH, I'm not quite sure what exactly ChK has done wrong-- racism?-- but only because every time he posts something my eyes glaze over. Not a good sign, ChK. Not a good sign at all.
He should have taken a page from Elite Pwnage and posted exclusively in testing. That way he might have made it a full two years before being banned.
I was always more of a dive right into the deep-end type of fucker. Guess I should have been more wary of sharks in this instance. Passive-aggressive sharks, that bait the swimmer, then laugh at the swimmer for his unimpressive swim skills. Then eat the swimmer.
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Chocolate Kiwii wrote:
Formless wrote:TBH, I'm not quite sure what exactly ChK has done wrong-- racism?-- but only because every time he posts something my eyes glaze over. Not a good sign, ChK. Not a good sign at all.
I can't help being uninteresting! How the hell am I supposed to fix that?
If it was simply uninteresting you wouldn't have a problem. No, this is more like "what is about to follow is going to make your brain melt from all the stupid, vapid, pointless shit being spewed." There's a difference.

Edit: by that I mean, it seems you say a lot without saying anything and it immediately shows from the word go.
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Chocolate Kiwii wrote:
Ah, yes, that clearly is the purpose of a forum - discussing everything via PM. *roll*
Who the hell suggested discussing everything via PM?
You did - right in the part i quoted from some shithead - and i doubt that this is coincidental.
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Go blow something up - preferably your ass, it may remove your head from it.
That is absurd.
Yes, it is - absurdity can be funny - and it is pretty much the only way to get something usefull out of your posts.
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Do it like you? Sorry, i do not think most people here are capable of removing their brain without dieing - propably your greatest achievement in your life.
It would be a impressive achievement if I were capable of such an act. But I'm not. I can do other neat things though. Like maintain 3.4GPA, play Saxophone, Guitar, and Harmonica, I'm a pretty good cook, I'm learning to draw, I'm studying for a degree in Medical Technology after which I will continue onto Biomedical Engineering, I have friends and family that love me, I volunteer, people feel I'm worthy of their confidence, I maintain a pleasant relationship with most of my X's, I can jump rope for an hour straight, I am an outspoken socialist and anti-theist, I accept my failures and move on, I work to correct my flaws, I eat healthy and have a consistent and reasonable sleep schedule, and I have been called a generous and passionate lover. Oh! And I'm civicly consciences and involved.

So ya. I have a great many positive qualities, however one of them is certainly not self-lobotimization or whatever the term is for vivisecting my own a brain is.
Wow - completely unbased claims.
Guess what - we are juding you by your track record - which i would call bad if it was not worse.
And guess what - being an "outspoken socialist and anti-theist" are not achievements.
Sure, i admire some people who are - but not because they merely blubber an oppionion, but because they can back it up.

And "i can jumßp rope for an hour straight" - sorry, but thats so funny that i do not know how to mock it.
Chocolate Kiwii wrote: You know, I hadn't thought of it like that but I think you may be onto something. Thing is though: I REALLY don't wanna be banned. I mean, I would much rather not be given attention than be banned. Like if I had to choose between nobody ever replying to my posts and being banned, I'd rather it be the former: Because atleast then I could still read this neat-o board (Pretty sure the ban feature for this server includes no visitations either).
Is this honest?
Then i have some advise for you here: Take the mocking. Conceed your failures and LEARN from them.
You can learn a LOT by obeservation on this board - do it.

And stop your stupidity - post an apology/concession/promise of bettering yourself here and then STFU about it.

I do, however, have my doubts about your salavagability - so far, you have shown no positive traits - but you have shown that you are a whiny racist. Which is pretty much a sign of being a complete idiot these days, since everyone with half a brain can overcome the common prejudices he is presented with in his enviorment.
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Chocolate Kiwii wrote:I was always more of a dive right into the deep-end type of fucker. Guess I should have been more wary of sharks in this instance.
You either failed to read the forum significantly before posting, were too stupid to notice the difference in style between what everyone else posts and what spews from your keyboard, or understood what you were doing perfectly well and are only posting here in the hope that you will be allowed to troll for a little longer.
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A point, because really after a fashion I find it funny that you're wanting not to be banned after a statement you made towards Havok, of wondering did you really read the rules in regards of how debate and rebuttal are handled?

If you did and you still continued on the path you've taken and took you then essentially were trolling for responses. You simply pursued it to what you believed and shoehorned it as the only correct answer.

If you didn't, then you should have read the rules and changed within perhaps a few of your posts because you simply changed nothing except spam a bit more.

Simply saying you want to change and all you did was leap in the deep end is just making excuses to either your ignorance or your pride.
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And as a note, don't PM me for something here. We aren't getting friendly over this, and I said my piece. You want to continue being an ignoramus, do so in public not in my fucking Inbox.
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Ghost Rider wrote:And as a note, don't PM me for something here. We aren't getting friendly over this, and I said my piece. You want to continue being an ignoramus, do so in public not in my fucking Inbox.
He PM'd me too - it's a good sign for the last struggles of a viscerated troll, if i am not mistaken. :roll:
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Excise the infection. You don't debate with cockroaches.
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Ghost Rider wrote:And as a note, don't PM me for something here. We aren't getting friendly over this, and I said my piece. You want to continue being an ignoramus, do so in public not in my fucking Inbox.
Oh, sweetheart. If you think my asking for clarification for what you were talking about was a "friendly" gesture; you should work on making some friends through another avenue than an internet forum.

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A point, because really after a fashion I find it funny that you're wanting not to be banned after a statement you made towards Havok, of wondering did you really read the rules in regards of how debate and rebuttal are handled?

If you did and you still continued on the path you've taken and took you then essentially were trolling for responses. You simply pursued it to what you believed and shoehorned it as the only correct answer.

If you didn't, then you should have read the rules and changed within perhaps a few of your posts because you simply changed nothing except spam a bit more.

Simply saying you want to change and all you did was leap in the deep end is just making excuses to either your ignorance or your pride.


I never said I wanted to change. I just said I didn't want to be banned. Havok said I could change. Oh, and I don't expect to be excused for anything.

(Which statement towards Havok are you talking about though?)
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Ah, yes, that clearly is the purpose of a forum - discussing everything via PM. *roll*


Who the hell suggested discussing everything via PM?


You did - right in the part i quoted from some shithead - and i doubt that this is coincidental.

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Go blow something up - preferably your ass, it may remove your head from it.


That is absurd.


Yes, it is - absurdity can be funny - and it is pretty much the only way to get something usefull out of your posts.

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Do it like you? Sorry, i do not think most people here are capable of removing their brain without dieing - propably your greatest achievement in your life.


It would be a impressive achievement if I were capable of such an act. But I'm not. I can do other neat things though. Like maintain 3.4GPA, play Saxophone, Guitar, and Harmonica, I'm a pretty good cook, I'm learning to draw, I'm studying for a degree in Medical Technology after which I will continue onto Biomedical Engineering, I have friends and family that love me, I volunteer, people feel I'm worthy of their confidence, I maintain a pleasant relationship with most of my X's, I can jump rope for an hour straight, I am an outspoken socialist and anti-theist, I accept my failures and move on, I work to correct my flaws, I eat healthy and have a consistent and reasonable sleep schedule, and I have been called a generous and passionate lover. Oh! And I'm civicly consciences and involved.

So ya. I have a great many positive qualities, however one of them is certainly not self-lobotimization or whatever the term is for vivisecting my own a brain is.


Wow - completely unbased claims.
Guess what - we are juding you by your track record - which i would call bad if it was not worse.
And guess what - being an "outspoken socialist and anti-theist" are not achievements.
Sure, i admire some people who are - but not because they merely blubber an oppionion, but because they can back it up.

And "i can jumßp rope for an hour straight" - sorry, but thats so funny that i do not know how to mock it.

Chocolate Kiwii wrote:
You know, I hadn't thought of it like that but I think you may be onto something. Thing is though: I REALLY don't wanna be banned. I mean, I would much rather not be given attention than be banned. Like if I had to choose between nobody ever replying to my posts and being banned, I'd rather it be the former: Because atleast then I could still read this neat-o board (Pretty sure the ban feature for this server includes no visitations either).


Is this honest?
Then i have some advise for you here: Take the mocking. Conceed your failures and LEARN from them.
You can learn a LOT by obeservation on this board - do it.

And stop your stupidity - post an apology/concession/promise of bettering yourself here and then STFU about it.


I am replying to you in PM because I have been informed that a Mock-Trial generally isn't the place for the accused to be flappin at the fingers.

I think you should read the relevant post, because I never say anything about "Discussing" being off topic. I just said "Criticize peoples choices via PM because that was not the atmosphere I wasn't interested in creating on that thread.

As for the absurd thing, I really don't know how to respond to that. If it makes you feel better, that almost hurt my feelings.

As far as unbased claims, everything is suspect online. That part of the post was more for my benefit than your acknowledgment anyways. I know I am a great guy, and I like to remind myself of that.

Being outspoken on a topic is an achievement if you do your job right, and serve your interests with the respect, validity, and mustering that they deserve.

Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't know everyone could jump rope for an hour. Excuse me. It took me about half a year before I could get that down. I'm sure you can go outside right now and whip that out easy. I'm sorry my lame ass accomplishments don't live up to your own.

You know, I would actually be tempted to apologize and take your advice if you weren't such a bitch in giving it.

Have a good one.
Ya. . .Me pointing out you were behaving like a bitch? Definitely my last gasp. Ohhh, I'ma just reelin on the ropes now.
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Zixinus wrote:I've looked at his replies. I am utterly disgusted by this person and his complete lack of realizing of what he is saying. Ban him, immediately and effectively.
I'd bet he knows exactly what he's saying. Attention whores live for attention; their words are a means to that end. Look at the kinds of long winded shit he gleefully writes:
Let me go on thinking I have a chance for deliverance only till after this thread dies down to be all like "Got'cha bitch! HAHA! You thought we forgot about you, you sad-sad little creature. You seriously believed you were gonna get to stick around, and enjoy the cutting edge science posts, and enrich yourself with lively discussion about politics and the goings-ons of the world stage---You. . .FOOL!" and be forever banned from this awesome gumbo that is the Stardestroyer forum. Their sick like that. It's quite maddening really.
He's just having fun being the star attraction. Hell, he's practically reveling in it, just as he was when telling shroomy about blowing up third world countries and shit. Personally, I don't really care what happens to him, but I don't think he's shown much interest in playing nice with others. That's my take on it anyway.
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Quite honestly, he is just pushing buttons. An interesting reaction to the attitude here for sure, especially considering the consequences, but once this thread was started he thought it was already too late, which he basically relayed to me in a PM.
I guess he figured he thought he would go out with a sarcastic smart assed bang.
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It's kinda sad that he's not even doing what some past trolls used to do. They actually went down screaming and ranting. This one is...well...he's rather sad. I mean he displayed some silly hobbies he has, his GPA(which makes me wonder if he's not 15-16?...maybe even 17), and then he PMs people for...I dunno support?

Yeah, he's an attention whore, but at this point? Leave a shining screaming exampe of a good looking corpse for the Parting Shots wall.
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Ghost Rider wrote:It's kinda sad that he's not even doing what some past trolls used to do. They actually went down screaming and ranting. This one is...well...he's rather sad. I mean he displayed some silly hobbies he has, his GPA(which makes me wonder if he's not 15-16?...maybe even 17), and then he PMs people for...I dunno support?

Yeah, he's an attention whore, but at this point? Leave a shining screaming example of a good looking corpse for the Parting Shots wall.
If you don't understand the relevance of GPA an indicator of ability and work-ethic, your probably mopping up vomit for a living, or wondering why you can't seem to advance through the ranks of whatever organization you work under.

As far as the PM'ing, Ghost Rider it will never make me look as pathetic as you and your ridiculous notion that PM'ing implies looking for camaraderie. God, your like the dozen fat girls I have lent pencils to, who decided that that would be the indicator that I would stick my dick in their wrinkly pig-meat. Just like those fat girls though your delusions will have no sway on me, or others.
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Heh. He is funny. :D

Actually ol' flame head's delusions have a HUGE amount of sway here, and at this point, there oughta just be a little clock counting down over your avatar. :lol:

Oh well, I though you might have had one little pebble of... something, in there, but I guess not.

I guess this wasn't as lame as I first thought.
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Chocolate Kiwii wrote:God, your like the dozen fat girls I have lent pencils to, who decided that that would be the indicator that I would stick my dick in their wrinkly pig-meat.
Ah, that gives me a great mental image, of how desperately you wish that even one of 'those fat girls' would make such an offer. No one except an Angry Young Virgin talks like that.
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Awwww...it's so cute. It doesn't want to go down in a glorious ball of fire, but instead sputter like a wet match stick. I know you feel the need to describe the opposition's career, sexual life and the rest as some peacock preening his feathers, but as they say try harder.

And CK? The correct word is not your but you're. Note the *e* and the apostrophe. I know with your massive GPA it is hard to keep up, but do try.
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Looks like you hit a nerve there, GR. ;) I'll say this, he doesn't fail to disappoint. Every post he makes is like a big sign that says, "everyone look at me!" He pinnacled in a tantrum of glory and then... well... he tantrumed again.

So Kiwii, come on... at least admit at this point you're some lonely teenerager playing on the computer in your parents' basement. If you really want to go with this "I'm a grown up" story, then that makes you a pathetic and mentally fucked up individual. Which is it?
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