Jake 99 Ban Poll

Only now, at the end, do you understand.

Moderator: Moderators

Ban the little delusional twat?

Poll ended at 2005-08-24 09:32pm

Ban him
20
13%
Ban him lots
12
8%
Super plus double-good ban him
77
48%
Don't ban, the childeren need to learn about morons someday
45
28%
No opinion
5
3%
 
Total votes: 159

Pick
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3690
Joined: 2005-01-06 12:35am
Location: Oregon, the land of trees and rain!

Post by Pick »

I don't have much of an opinion, but I suggest an option might be just to ban him as soon as the mods are tired of him.

Or we could have him stuffed for posterity :P
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
Image
User avatar
Utsanomiko
The Legend Rado Tharadus
Posts: 5079
Joined: 2002-09-20 10:03pm
Location: My personal sanctuary from the outside world

Post by Utsanomiko »

I'm the Messiah!
Humper-dumper-doo!


Might as well see him to the door.
By His Word...
User avatar
LadyTevar
White Mage
White Mage
Posts: 23220
Joined: 2003-02-12 10:59pm

Post by LadyTevar »

ArmorPierce wrote:Well he did pay $10 to join so I think we should give him some slack.
I think $10 should only cover so much time, myself. Get rid of him. If he wants to pay another $10 Wong can let him back in for a limited time, like $5/month.
Image
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.

"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
User avatar
Darth Wong
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
Posts: 70028
Joined: 2002-07-03 12:25am
Location: Toronto, Canada
Contact:

Post by Darth Wong »

Everyone please look at his latest post.

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 04#1757104

He's definitely getting worse.
Image
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing

"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC

"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness

"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
Pcm979
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 4092
Joined: 2002-10-26 12:45am

Post by Pcm979 »

On one hand, I want to see if we can get him to go critical. It's always fun when they go up in smoke.

On the other hand, this actually looks serious. He's not right in the head.
User avatar
Surlethe
HATES GRADING
Posts: 12267
Joined: 2004-12-29 03:41pm

Post by Surlethe »

Fuck you, Jake99. Fuck you good and hard. I'm fed up with you; you lost your amusement factor about three posts ago.

(I voted "ban him hard and good", by the way)
A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
F. Douglass
User avatar
TimothyC
Of Sector 2814
Posts: 3793
Joined: 2005-03-23 05:31pm

Post by TimothyC »

I'd like to change my vote from "Keep" to "Ban" because of his latest post.
"I believe in the future. It is wonderful because it stands on what has been achieved." - Sergei Korolev
User avatar
Uraniun235
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13772
Joined: 2002-09-12 12:47am
Location: OREGON
Contact:

Post by Uraniun235 »

hit him until his brain-slug comes out
User avatar
The Grim Squeaker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 10314
Joined: 2005-06-01 01:44am
Location: A different time-space Continuum
Contact:

Post by The Grim Squeaker »

After seeing his latest megalomaniacal post : Ban the idiot.
Photography
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

You know, I hadn't really been following that guy simply due to initial low interest and later the sheer size of that thread, so I simply had no idea that some of you guys were dealing with someone who is so clearly, obviously, completely insane.
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
User avatar
Zero
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2023
Joined: 2005-05-02 10:55pm
Location: Trying to find the divide between real memories and false ones.

Post by Zero »

After reading through enough of his stuff to realize that he's truly serious, I find this fellow quite pethetic. He saddens me. He needs serious mental help, and will likely get none. Even so, it was still fun, once.
So long, and thanks for all the fish
User avatar
Naaman
Redshirt
Posts: 16
Joined: 2005-07-07 08:02am
Location: 20 minutes in the future

Post by Naaman »

Ban - Help save the English language
User avatar
The Nomad
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1839
Joined: 2002-08-08 11:28am
Location: Cheeseland

Post by The Nomad »

*thumb down*
Ban his ass. He's not even funny to read.
User avatar
Dooey Jo
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3127
Joined: 2002-08-09 01:09pm
Location: The land beyond the forest; Sweden.
Contact:

Post by Dooey Jo »

I say a double bonded Gannon=ban on his ass!
The Dark wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?
Yes, but he's more for comedy value (i.e. I'm fairly certain he's somebody's sock puppet), rather than being some sort of eccentric religious person.
Of course Jesus Christ is someone's sock puppet. He's God's sock puppet :wink:
Image
"Nippon ichi, bitches! Boing-boing."
Mai smote the demonic fires of heck...

Faker Ninjas invented ninjitsu
User avatar
Ryoga
Jedi Knight
Posts: 697
Joined: 2002-07-09 07:09pm
Location: Ragnarok Core

Post by Ryoga »

I say ban him, Eurasia-style. That's the way Big Brother does it.

Really, I'd make some sort of comment about how absurd that thread is, but it'd seem like 'me-too'ing.
Image
User avatar
Rogue 9
Scrapping TIEs since 1997
Posts: 18644
Joined: 2003-11-12 01:10pm
Location: Classified
Contact:

Post by Rogue 9 »

Image

Yeah. He deserves the pic. Super plus double good ban him.
It's Rogue, not Rouge!

HAB | KotL | VRWC/ELC/CDA | TRotR | The Anti-Confederate | Sluggite | Gamer | Blogger | Staff Reporter | Student | Musician
R.O.A
Padawan Learner
Posts: 281
Joined: 2004-07-19 03:01pm
Location: Nar Shadaa Red Sector
Contact:

Post by R.O.A »

He needs to be chained down put into a truck and shipped to archam assylum where he can play with his freind scarecrow

Never before have I seen someone so mentally deranged
User avatar
Dakarne
Village Idiot
Posts: 948
Joined: 2005-08-01 08:10am
Location: Somewhere in Britain
Contact:

Post by Dakarne »

Never before have I seen someone so mentally deranged
I have, but that was when visiting a Special Needs department in High School...
R.O.A
Padawan Learner
Posts: 281
Joined: 2004-07-19 03:01pm
Location: Nar Shadaa Red Sector
Contact:

Post by R.O.A »

YES but I personally know the person who claims that a Spartan could take 700 direct hits from ICBM's and not be scratched
User avatar
Darksider
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5271
Joined: 2002-12-13 02:56pm
Location: America's decaying industrial armpit.

Post by Darksider »

Darth Wong wrote:Everyone please look at his latest post.

:snip link:

He's definitely getting worse.
The hell??????

Get rid of the troll.
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
User avatar
Noble Ire
The Arbiter
Posts: 5938
Joined: 2005-04-30 12:03am
Location: Beyond the Outer Rim

Post by Noble Ire »

R.O.A wrote:YES but I personally know the person who claims that a Spartan could take 700 direct hits from ICBM's and not be scratched
Yes, but that's just Master Chief wanking.

Jake is a Hostess wanker (a WTF right there), with some insanity and a god complex on the side.
The Rift
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
User avatar
Lord Pounder
Pretty Hate Machine
Posts: 9695
Joined: 2002-11-19 04:40pm
Location: Belfast, unfortunately
Contact:

Post by Lord Pounder »

Dakarne wrote:
Never before have I seen someone so mentally deranged
I have, but that was when visiting a Special Needs department in High School...
Visiting? Don't be shy gimpy we know fine rightly you where there as a pupil.
RIP Yosemite Bear
Gone, Never Forgotten
User avatar
Dakarne
Village Idiot
Posts: 948
Joined: 2005-08-01 08:10am
Location: Somewhere in Britain
Contact:

Post by Dakarne »

Visiting? Don't be shy gimpy we know fine rightly you where there as a pupil.
I have Asperger's Syndrome... and I wasn't the most emotionally stable person... but I was only visiting. I usually go in because of how much quieter it was (usually at least).

I've not had to set foot in a "Special Needs" room, since I was actually in High-School.

I've been out of High-School for about a year or two now... and I've not needed support since... I doubt I needed it then all that much either.
User avatar
Einhander Sn0m4n
Insane Railgunner
Posts: 18630
Joined: 2002-10-01 05:51am
Location: Louisiana... or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives.

Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Blow him the fuck up!!!














Then ban him.
Image Image
User avatar
Civil War Man
NERRRRRDS!!!
Posts: 3790
Joined: 2005-01-28 03:54am

Post by Civil War Man »

It would seem that the mob has spoken.

Commence primary ignition?
Locked