Others have already brought up examples of Ork ambushes, combined-arms warfare, as well as the genius (and it IS genius, make no mistake about that) of Ghazghkull. There is also Gorgutz, who routinely outsmarts his opponents.Ryan Thunder wrote:I hear that "Run towards the enemy until you can bash him with your gun/blade/fists." is an innovative approach to warfare and a sure sign of tactical genius.Ford Prefect wrote:Also, I hate this idea that Orks are completely stupid, and incapable of outsmarting opponents. They're not the sharpest tools in the proverbial shed, but they are pretty cunning and at times surprisingly clever. I don't think I've ever seen an Ork warboss depicted as anything other than 'smarter than he looks'.
Let's not forget the numerous variations on this, which include but are not limited to; "Drive towards the enemy (in cardboard trucks) until you can bash him with your gun/blade/fists.", and "Fly towards the enemy (in cardboard trucks with rockets strapped to them) until you can bash him with your gun/blade/fists." (Who would've thought?)
That's about all I've ever seen from them off the table top. The only reason they're a threat at all is because they're so mind-bogglingly hard to kill on an individual basis, and there are so fucking many of them.
Are there any examples of orks using well-thought out tactics?
My own example, however, will be the Ork naval ambush in "Death or Glory". Orks using weirdboyz forced an Imperial fleet drop out of the Warp at a pre-determined location and engaged them in naval action. Caught the Navy with their pants down, too.
The Imperium has ships, Titans, hell, even Marine Dreadnoughts that have been built before the Tau became hunter-gatherers. That they could shrug off the best the Tau can throw at them is not only not wank, it is par the course.The Tau had firepower, you prat, and it made sense because while every other lot of retards was running around beating each other over the head with swords and pointy shafts, they were building guns. If Tau firepower is wank, what the fuck do you say about Space Marines, who can magically shrug it off like it's nothing?fgalkin wrote:I am sorry that GW outgrew its Tauwank stage and let the fanboys down. I truly am. Before, we had to deal with obnoxious fanboys, now we have to deal with obnoxious and bitter fanboys.
Incidentally, if you want to see an army that uses superior firepower, how about the Imperial Guard, whose whole doctrine is built around big guns and artillery. Or how about the AdMech and their Titan legions and Ordinati?
You know what is "so utterly ridiculous as to not merely strain credibility, but throw it to the ground, stomp on it, and then put it through the shredder for good measure"? That a civilization can go from cavemen to matching the elder species of 40k in a mere six thousand years. Here's a hint, it took humans tens of millenia to reach this point.
The Tau could have pulled it off if they displayed levels of competence that would make the Moties look like a bunch of retarded children, but their technology has stagnated for centuries, too.
THAT is why I despise the Tau. Their very existence is an affront to logic and common sense.
You know, you've just confirmed something I've suspected for a while now- Tau players are sorta like Fundies or Wiccans- they are retards by definition.
And for the record, a Primarch could kill Farsight in an instant, yes. He might be able to prolong it with his jetpack, but it would only be delaying the inevitable. Besides that, apparently you can easily kill Crisis suits with bolt pistols. So he wouldn't really even have to try too hard...
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin