Solid Snake vs. Sam Fisher

[ZShade]

I'm not really sure which one would kill the other, so I have another thought. Who would beat the crap out of Raiden faster, Snake or Sam?

[Agent Fisher]

Fisher pokes his head around a dark corner, looking for Snake. He dosnt see anything, but suddenly, a fist as hard as stone hammers into his nose. Fisher starts bleeding like a stuck pig, and realizes his nose is broken. Before he can do anything, more fists are landing on his head at an ungodly rate. He's never been hit harder or faster in his life. Finally, the figure kicks him in the teeth, breaking all of them. Bleeding all over, Fisher falls to the ground and starts whimpering like a small dog. Snake slowly presses his foot on Fisher's throat, and he starts coughing blood and gagging. Snake lights up a cigarette, inhales deeply, and blows smoke in Sam's face. "A friend once told me to never trust my life to a weapon." Snake paused for a moment to take another puff. "Someone should have told you the same thing." Snake finished the cigarette, and put it out on Fishers forehead. Fisher yelped and coughed up more blood. Snake picked up Fisher's broken body, and quickly broke his neck. Snake dropped the body. "Sweet dreams, Sammy." Snake walked off into the dark.

but little does snake know that that was radien with a brown wig on he just kill the real Fisher is waiting and biding his time wait for the perfect opportunity to strike
Sam Fisher Solid Snake

[Solid Snake]

but little does snake know that that was radien with a brown wig on he just kill the real Fisher is waiting and biding his time wait for the perfect opportunity to strike
Sam Fisher Solid Snake

Well, Raiden looks a lot like a woman, so i guess you are saying Fisher is very woman-ish. (the President fondleing Raiden "You're... a man?")

[Solid Snake]

I'm not really sure which one would kill the other, so I have another thought. Who would beat the crap out of Raiden faster, Snake or Sam?

Raiden may look like a pussy, but he's not since he did take out about six Metal Gear RAY's. And was a child soldier... Raiden may be a whiner, but he isnt a pussy.

[weemadando]

Fisher pokes his head around a dark corner, *snip*

After seeing Snake in his Thermal vision as he hid around the corner, he leans round with his pistol drawn and shoots Snake between the fucking eyes as Snake fumbles about in the pitch dark.

[Solid Snake]

Fisher pokes his head around a dark corner, *snip*

After seeing Snake in his Thermal vision as he hid around the corner, he leans round with his pistol drawn and shoots Snake between the fucking eyes as Snake fumbles about in the pitch dark.

Which Snake dodges and puts a full FA-MAS clip into Fishers body

[Admiral Valdemar]

Ah balls to this, they both die or both win, happy?

[Anarchist Bunny]

One of the greatest problems when discussing VS Video Game charaters(I learned in a Megaman thread) is that their skill depends entirely on the player, so it's hard to debate who would win in a fight.

[DocMoriartty]

Snake would kick his ass because it is obvious that Sam Fisher cannot even wipe his own ass without being told exactly when and how to do it by the jackass at the other end his comlink.

Splinter Cell has to be one of the lamest plot nazi bullshit games I have ever seen. It may look good but the game play itself sucks balls due to lack of any freedom at all.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Snake would kick his ass because it is obvious that Sam Fisher cannot even wipe his own ass without being told exactly when and how to do it by the jackass at the other end his comlink.

Splinter Cell has to be one of the lamest plot nazi bullshit games I have ever seen. It may look good but the game play itself sucks balls due to lack of any freedom at all.

I see you probably earned the title "Misogynist Prick" with something of natural ease given the shit you seem to regurgitate here.

[Illuminatus Primus]

I'm not really sure which one would kill the other, so I have another thought. Who would beat the crap out of Raiden faster, Snake or Sam?

Raiden may look like a pussy, but he's not since he did take out about six Metal Gear RAY's. And was a child soldier... Raiden may be a whiner, but he isnt a pussy.

Twenty MG RAYs, actually.

[DocMoriartty]

Snake would kick his ass because it is obvious that Sam Fisher cannot even wipe his own ass without being told exactly when and how to do it by the jackass at the other end his comlink.

Splinter Cell has to be one of the lamest plot nazi bullshit games I have ever seen. It may look good but the game play itself sucks balls due to lack of any freedom at all.

I see you probably earned the title "Misogynist Prick" with something of natural ease given the shit you seem to regurgitate here.

That the best you can do punk?

[DPDarkPrimus]

I'm sorry, I just have to laugh at this 'Doc' character. He's so hilarious.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Snake would kick his ass because it is obvious that Sam Fisher cannot even wipe his own ass without being told exactly when and how to do it by the jackass at the other end his comlink.

Splinter Cell has to be one of the lamest plot nazi bullshit games I have ever seen. It may look good but the game play itself sucks balls due to lack of any freedom at all.

I see you probably earned the title "Misogynist Prick" with something of natural ease given the shit you seem to regurgitate here.

That the best you can do punk?

Nope, but as wasting energy thinking up hilarious insults to use against you is on the lowest part of my current To Do list, expect no better for now.

Have a nice day.