Jayne vs. Gunn

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Jayne vs. Gunn

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Obviously Jayne Cobb is cooler, but would he beat Charles Gunn (from Angel) in a fight? No guns or axes, etc. Just the two dumb "muscle" guys smacking at each other. Which one would prevail?
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Toss a coin? Really, they're pretty even last I checked.
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Depends on how much Gunn pays Jayne to throw the fight.
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I give it to Jayne, just for his brutality.
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Hand-to-hand? I'll give it to Jayne. He even held against the psycho-psychic girl who could probably beat Buffy for a time before she hit his beansack. Ang Gunn's too honorable to do that. Well, except for lawyer Gunn, but he doesn't count.

Besides, Jayne's got more muscle on him.
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Jayne himself sums it up best: "Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid."
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