GWH vs. J.Park vs. Predator

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-03 05:40am

Representing Victorian Super Heroes
The Eral of Greystoke
Sir Allan Quartermain
Lord John Roxton
Dr. Van Helsing
That American Expatriate John Carter
(or the great white hunters)

they are trapped on The modern Jurassic Park Island with all the weapons they normally carry with them.

There is also one Preadator

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-03 07:33am

Movie or book Jurassic Park?

Book JP is a wee bit scarier.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-03 08:21am

Wouldn't Quncy Morris be of more use here than Dr. Van Helsing? I guess he seem a little too much like an American version of Roxton except without the dinosaur experience.

Come to think of it. Both Roxton and Greystoke have been in dinosaur worlds before.

Carter has fought enough freaky stuff that he shouldn't be too far out of his element. He might be slightly happered by not being superstrong like he is on Mars (only proportionatly due to the lighter gravity).

Incidently I wasn't placing the Roxton name even though it sounded very familiar. I had to Google it and then as soon as I saw the links it was "Oh yeah!"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-03 05:32pm

Does it matter?

We have Tarzan, the superhero of The Lost World, The guy whose found King Solomon's mines, and visited the female dominated underground realm, plus a Vampire Hunter, and an ex-confederate turned Martian Warlord....

All of whom are always incredablyu well armed, (except for Tarzan who makes up for it, because he totally knows Jungles, animals, and has superhuman strength and senses.)

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-02-04 09:41am

NO FAIR!!! They have guns, and this Martian dude probably has atomic blasters or shit! Give them old fashioned guns and then we're talking!

Oh, and let's make this book JP, book JP just owns!

Oh, and which JP? Isla Nublar (JP) or Isla Sorna (JP2)?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-04 04:55pm

Well John Carter does carry a sword and a radium blast pistol, the other's are armed as they normally are. Roxton and Quartermain have Nitrus Express Rifles, and other big game hunter toys, VanHelsing usually only carries a large pistol, and a huge fuckin Gurka knife, along with his Dr.'s bag of sharp objects, the most under armed of the hunter's is probably the one with the best chance of survival, (Gee figure the guy who can survive wrestling with adult Silverbacks is going to be somewhat scary, besides along with Roxton, he's the least worried about Dinosaurs)

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-02-04 07:36pm

The velociraptors take a curious interest to the solitary yet elusive figure trailing behind the group. The victorians get to the shores and look for a port. They will eventually find it but will probably lose one or two members of their party to the raptors or are all royally fucked if a Rex shows up.
Carter is raptor food because he's not been in earth gravity for a while.
Rest are touch and go.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-02-06 08:02am

What's a radium blast pistol?

Tarzan has a good chance, better than Ian Malcom, but he'll die if he doesn't run like hell.

The rest, well, if they stick together, go to the port fast, use their guns to kill things while conservinb bullets, staying clear from Rexes and NOT GOING INTO THE LONG GRASS!!!! Then, they'll be pretty fine and might survive, key word, MIGHT.

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2004-02-06 10:17am

This is the most twisted scenario I've ever seen.

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Are the raptors, Rex, and Predator considered monsters? Cauze if so, Van Helsing wins! he can kill any monster.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?d ... 1-19&res=l

Heh heh heh.