Best "total bastard" of comics
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Best "total bastard" of comics
this can be a villian, or an anti-hero.
the coldest, cool as a cucumber, asshole who embodies "Total Bastard-dom" in comics
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Ozymandius (The Watchmen, what's a few million people, my pet cat, and my best friends to save humanity)
John Constintine (Swampthing, Sandman, Books of magic), let's face it he's a jerk.
Cassiday (Preacher, Hi I'm an Irish vampire, drunk/former terrorist)
Peter Wisdom (graduate of the John Constintine school of scummy occult anti-heroes, mutant who used to be part of the govenment mutant killer team, also boinker of borderline jailbait Kitty Pryde)
the coldest, cool as a cucumber, asshole who embodies "Total Bastard-dom" in comics
The bear's nominations
Ozymandius (The Watchmen, what's a few million people, my pet cat, and my best friends to save humanity)
John Constintine (Swampthing, Sandman, Books of magic), let's face it he's a jerk.
Cassiday (Preacher, Hi I'm an Irish vampire, drunk/former terrorist)
Peter Wisdom (graduate of the John Constintine school of scummy occult anti-heroes, mutant who used to be part of the govenment mutant killer team, also boinker of borderline jailbait Kitty Pryde)
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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Constantine.
He's banged multiple women, made deals with devils so he could keep on smoking, and is looked up by the new Merlin as the *cool* guy.
He's banged multiple women, made deals with devils so he could keep on smoking, and is looked up by the new Merlin as the *cool* guy.
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DAMMIT! How many times must we go through with this?!
Thanos w/ infinity gauntlet!!!
*snap* Half the universe DEAD. women children, dogs, cats, koalas, wallabies, duck-billed platypi, humans, Deadites, fish, birds, whales, elephants, girraffes, swallows, Xindi, Klingon, viruses, bacteria, roaches, rats, mice, cows, chickens, foxes, sloths, elephants, lions, tigers and *yes* even bears, oh my. A bigger asshole I could not imagine, especially given that he did it for some bony, rotten coochie he would never put his purple dick in.
Thanos w/ infinity gauntlet!!!
*snap* Half the universe DEAD. women children, dogs, cats, koalas, wallabies, duck-billed platypi, humans, Deadites, fish, birds, whales, elephants, girraffes, swallows, Xindi, Klingon, viruses, bacteria, roaches, rats, mice, cows, chickens, foxes, sloths, elephants, lions, tigers and *yes* even bears, oh my. A bigger asshole I could not imagine, especially given that he did it for some bony, rotten coochie he would never put his purple dick in.
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Guy Gardner, one of the lanterns with the funky yellow ring. major prick for being one of the guardians of the galaxy. though he did get dismissed from the corps as well i think.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Constantine.
He's banged multiple women, made deals with devils so he could keep on smoking, and is looked up by the new Merlin as the *cool* guy.
That's what makes him cool.
and selling his soul to two arch devils and dishonering thus making his soul Lucifer's(not the real one it seems) not only allowed him to keep smoking, but effectivly made him pretty resistant to harm.
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I never liked Guy Gardner, either, and I've only read him around the Death o Superman/Return of the Supermen arcs.
Fucking asshole...
Fucking asshole...
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Zatanna?The Yosemite Bear wrote:So you thank Zazzanna is ever going to kick his ass for getting her dad killed, and leaving her after he banged her?
Nah, she still has a soft spot for him....proving he must be truly something else in the sack.
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And don't forget fishnets.The Yosemite Bear wrote:what can we say about a chick who talks backwards....
Seriously what makes her and Black Canary so damn sexy.
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yeah, Wonder Woman would you mind bailing out Black Canary and Zatannna....
They got picked up AGAIN!
geeze can't a superheroine walk down the streat in black fishnets, and a coustome which leave little to the imagination without getting harrassed by the police.....
They got picked up AGAIN!
geeze can't a superheroine walk down the streat in black fishnets, and a coustome which leave little to the imagination without getting harrassed by the police.....
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Hmmmm, the Comedian, Frank Castle and the Russian should get honourable mentions too.
I mean the Punisher, he just really really really hates them doesn't he? Though he's quite nioce to the innocent, and doesn't go overboard with people who slightly go over the line.
The Comedian's just unsettling.
The Russian...well...
I mean the Punisher, he just really really really hates them doesn't he? Though he's quite nioce to the innocent, and doesn't go overboard with people who slightly go over the line.
The Comedian's just unsettling.
The Russian...well...
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B:TAS Zatanna: "And what would you want with a leggy brunette in nylons? or did I just answer my own question?"Ghost Rider wrote:And don't forget fishnets.The Yosemite Bear wrote:what can we say about a chick who talks backwards....
Seriously what makes her and Black Canary so damn sexy.
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Carnage gets points I think for being one of the most psycotic and evil guys. The only thing that keeped him from pulling off wiping out half the galaxy's population was that he isn't powerful enough.
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......Hmm. Good one. Carnage with infinity gauntlet. He wouldn't be trying to impress lady death, either..just pure malice. I can imagine him skipping down the street like a happy schoolgirl, tapping people at random on the shoulder and goingCaptain_Cyran wrote:Carnage gets points I think for being one of the most psycotic and evil guys. The only thing that keeped him from pulling off wiping out half the galaxy's population was that he isn't powerful enough.
*dead, dead, dead, dead dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.*
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That's another thing, he wouldn't snap his fingers and kill off all those people... oh no, he'd do it personally.Chardok wrote:......Hmm. Good one. Carnage with infinity gauntlet. He wouldn't be trying to impress lady death, either..just pure malice. I can imagine him skipping down the street like a happy schoolgirl, tapping people at random on the shoulder and goingCaptain_Cyran wrote:Carnage gets points I think for being one of the most psycotic and evil guys. The only thing that keeped him from pulling off wiping out half the galaxy's population was that he isn't powerful enough.
*dead, dead, dead, dead dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.*
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"Who me?"
"Yeah! DEAD."
"ugh" *plop*
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Errr... Carnage wouldn't stop either... He'd kill everybody, personally, and slowly.Vendetta wrote:See, the difference between these minnows and Spider Jerusalem?
He wouldn't stop at <i>half</i>, he hates <i>everybody</i>.
And, as he will tell you, being a Bastard works.
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