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All put in a pit and have to fight to the death

Gutz From Bereserk Post-Eclipse
Cloud Strife from Ehrgeiz
Knightmare from Soul Calibur II
Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin

Each has all the weapons and powers demonstrated in what ever game or show they are in. (I said Ehrgeiz, and not FFVII for a reason) Who wins?
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Sephiroth. :P
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Or Elric, fuck elves with swords that are bigger then they are....

2 meter, 50kilo elf, wielding a 3 meter blade, do the math.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Or Elric, fuck elves with swords that are bigger then they are....

2 meter, 50kilo elf, wielding a 3 meter blade, do the math.
Stormbringer is a regular sized broadsword, it's certainly not 3 metres long.
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Depends I have seen cover art where the sword is 1.5 times his own size.

got to love those 1970's artissts.
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I don't actually see why he would need to compensate, seeing as he seems to end up sleeping with virtually every woman he meets.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Or Elric, fuck elves with swords that are bigger then they are....

2 meter, 50kilo elf, wielding a 3 meter blade, do the math.
Stormbringer is a regular sized broadsword, it's certainly not 3 metres long.
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is this some sorta wierd double post?
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Shit!, sorry don't how that happened.

Has anyone noticed that there has only been one response on this thread to the actual original question?.
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Sam Or I wrote:All put in a pit and have to fight to the death

Gutz From Bereserk Post-Eclipse
Cloud Strife from Ehrgeiz
Knightmare from Soul Calibur II
Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin

Each has all the weapons and powers demonstrated in what ever game or show they are in. (I said Ehrgeiz, and not FFVII for a reason) Who wins?
How about Prince/King Arthas from Warcraft III?
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Iceberg wrote: How about Prince/King Arthas from Warcraft III?
His sword isn't compensation (at least I don't think so, can't say I've ever felt the urge to check between his legs).

IMO in order to be 'compensation' the sword has to be at least as big as the character who wields it.
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{rant}Cloud Strife is from Final Fantasy 7, although he was a hidden character in Ehrgiez, I understand.{/rant}
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Some more possible entrants:
- Kliff Undersn from Guilty Gear
- Arngrim/Aluze from Valkyrie Profile (If this were based simply on size, Arngrim would take it easily.)
- Anastasia Valeria from Wild ARMs: 2nd Ignition (Yeah, she's a girl, but her sword definitely qualifies under the terms of the contest.)

Wouldn't it be better to get Cloud from Kingdom Hearts instead of Ehrgeiz? The Ehrgeiz version I found to be distinctly unimpressive in fighting ability, while the FF7 version would be overkill against the others. The KH version is powerful without being godly.
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Datana wrote:Some more possible entrants:
- Kliff Undersn from Guilty Gear
- Arngrim/Aluze from Valkyrie Profile (If this were based simply on size, Arngrim would take it easily.)
- Anastasia Valeria from Wild ARMs: 2nd Ignition (Yeah, she's a girl, but her sword definitely qualifies under the terms of the contest.)

Wouldn't it be better to get Cloud from Kingdom Hearts instead of Ehrgeiz? The Ehrgeiz version I found to be distinctly unimpressive in fighting ability, while the FF7 version would be overkill against the others. The KH version is powerful without being godly.
Yeah, it is a good thing the OP specifically discounted the ff7 Cloud. I'm having visions of Mimed Omnislash...
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