Battle of Three Badass Swordsman

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Battle of Three Badass Swordsman

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In the ruins of a cathedral, during the afterrmath of medieval battle, three great warriors meet. Guts' brand begins to bleed, Inu Yasha smells the stench of human blood permeating the other two, and Samurai Jack believes Guts and Inu Yasha are bounty hunters.

Guts(or maybe his name is Gatsu or even Gatts..), from Berserk, as the Black Swordsman, wielding the Dragonslayer, the cannon in his arm and carrying his repeating crossbow. This version is him after killing that Priest guy.

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Inu Yasha, from Inuyasha, carrying his sword(forgot the name), just prior to the fight where his sword was broken.

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Samurai Jack, from Samurai Jack, as he is normally.
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Inu Yasha has a really bad time. Neither will generate the Wind Scar, so he's forced to fight up close until injured.
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Guts, at the very least, lasts a long time. I'm not familiar enough with the capabilities of the other two to comment.
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Post by Symmetry »

Zangulus with the demon sword will slay them all and prove himself the best swordman. So there :P
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And who is he?
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Jack wouldbeat the living crap out of Inuyasha using just a bamboo stick, just to teach him a lesson. Don't know about the guy from Berzerk, though.
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Samurai Jack wins due to cartoon physics, but is then taught a thorough lesson by Li Mu Bai.
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Cosmic Average wrote:And who is he?
A swordsman mercenary from Slayers. Not one of the maine characters, but almost the equal of Goury in skill, and a whole lot smarter. ISTJ personality.
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weemadando wrote:Samurai Jack wins due to cartoon physics, but is then taught a thorough lesson by Li Mu Bai.
Comic book version for extra-squishy fun :D
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Then along comes the "Pram of Doom" and the simple "father and son kill everything" arguement.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Then along comes the "Pram of Doom" and the simple "father and son kill everything" arguement.
Lone Wolf and Cub. :D

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