Thoroughly destroying a supernatural baddie

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2003-09-04 10:42pm

It's what I would do if one existed (not that it work probably, Jason was dissolved in toxic waste in 8- where does he first appear in the next one?) Take them and either burn them to ashes, or grind them up really really fine and dissolve it in acid etc, I would never leave a body, or even bones, lying around. Remember in Jason takes Mahattan he fell on the third rail in the subway and still got up?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-04 10:44pm

Make him eat a really old donut.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-04 10:56pm

Trying to kill them is futile. What you need is for the Ghostbusters to trap them in the containment unit (and don't let Walter Peck anywhere near it). We know from at least one episode of the cartoon that monsters with physical components (like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man) can be pulled into traps, so storing a supernatural entity with a physical body should be possible.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-04 11:20pm

Launch the cremains into the center of the sun before he has a chance to reform.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-04 11:22pm

Seal it in a timeless demiplane so it can never reform.

Lacking magic, yea, toss it into a star.

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2003-09-04 11:23pm

SirNitram wrote:Seal it in a timeless demiplane so it can never reform.

Lacking magic, yea, toss it into a star.

What about a black hole?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-04 11:25pm

Shrykull wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Seal it in a timeless demiplane so it can never reform.

Lacking magic, yea, toss it into a star.
What about a black hole?

We don't have any nearby.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-05 12:01am

The only true way to kill a supernatural villain is to stop going to see the fucking sequels, so they'll stop making them.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-05 12:10am

Introduce them to RayCav

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-05 12:36am

Connor MacLeod wrote:Introduce them to RayCav

No, because then he would become another undead killing machine.

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2003-09-05 12:37am

There are such things as crimes against humanities Conner. Even evil supervillianesque type people don't deserve that.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-05 01:57am

force them to watch an endless loop tape of Smurfs Hamtaro and Janeway porn

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-05 02:09am

Trick them into getting trapped in an endless time corridor, wherin they die after aging several thousand years in only a few seconds.

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2003-09-05 02:19am

Darth Wong wrote:The only true way to kill a supernatural villain is to stop going to see the fucking sequels, so they'll stop making them.

lol, what if someone got so sick of it he tried to kill Robert Englund or Kane Hodder to stop them from making movies. I read in an episode of nintendo power once where they interviewed Robert that he was going to stop making freddy movies and saw Freddy as a negative "role model" for kids. And that was in 88 or 89, before he made 3 more movies.

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2003-09-05 02:21am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Trick them into getting trapped in an endless time corridor, wherin they die after aging several thousand years in only a few seconds.

Do undead age? Or do thier bodies continue to decompose while they lie thier "life" Liches in D&D do until they become demi-liches, which are just skulls and a pile of dust. Freddy has always been the same however.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-05 02:29am

Well Cher has done fairly well as has Martha Stewart

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-05 04:13am

Vorpal blade.

~ver

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-09-05 07:44am

Have him watch Pearl Harbor. OR Titanic, Godzilla vs. Hedorah, Battlefield Earth, Titanic, ST V, an episode of recent Trek, MTV, the Omega Code, any random chick-flick, or Ralph Bakshi's LOTR. Any of them will make the watcher's head explode. You can then cremate the paralyzed body at leisure.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-05 08:41am

You put Titanic in there twice.

~ver

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-09-05 09:13am

I think that was the point

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2003-09-05 02:44pm

SirNitram wrote:Seal it in a timeless demiplane so it can never reform.
.

Until some idiot breaks the seal. Law of narrative causality.

Kill it normally, then cast Miracle.

If it keeps a Tarrasque dead, it should work for Vorhees.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-05 02:46pm

Vendetta wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Seal it in a timeless demiplane so it can never reform.
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Until some idiot breaks the seal. Law of narrative causality.

Kill it normally, then cast Miracle.

If it keeps a Tarrasque dead, it should work for Vorhees.

Thankfully, Narrative Causality has little effect on the enemies of Netheril. They stay sealed up until the Neth are ready to deal with them(Phaerimm under the Anaurach).

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-05 02:47pm

Hey, I liked Godzilla vs Hedora...

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-05 02:51pm

They cannot be killed, but some of them can be contained. Two words: finger trap.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-09-05 02:51pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Have him watch Pearl Harbor. OR Titanic, Godzilla vs. Hedorah, Battlefield Earth, Titanic, ST V, an episode of recent Trek, MTV, the Omega Code, any random chick-flick, or Ralph Bakshi's LOTR. Any of them will make the watcher's head explode. You can then cremate the paralyzed body at leisure.

Pfft if I can survive that...I would hope the average supernatural menace could, or they need to be made of sterner stuff.