Jason vs Skynet

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-08-28 04:08pm

Ok, i was inspired to make a convoluted Jason thread myself...

anyway, here's the scenario: Jason survives judgment day, and skynet builds it's headquarters on the camp where he kills people.

In the future: can Jason destroy skynet? What could he do to a t1000? Could a t1000/tmeg/t800/whatever terminate him?

In the past: skynet has it's defense grid smashed by jason, for causing skynet problems leading to it's downfall, it sends some terminators into the past to terminate him. What would be the best machine for the job? Could they terminate him or would skynet have to send back a terminator programmed to capture him in a place indefinately?

What would skynet do in these situations, and what would you do?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-28 05:56pm

Skynet would encase Jason in reinforced concrete and keep him under close observation until the end of time. Just because you can't kill something doesn't mean you can't keep them from causing trouble.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-28 06:31pm

Sea Skimmer wrote: Just because you can't kill something doesn't mean you can't keep them from causing trouble.

Yup yup.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-08-28 07:15pm

you mean him trying to stab these metal monsters with a kitchen knife or scaring them until they scream? Good luck, and even that won't help

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-08-28 11:32pm

Jason goes down for the count under heavy plasma rifle fire.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-28 11:57pm

I've never seen skynet or a terminator drink beer, fuck, or smoke pot. If they didn't make a problem Jason wouldn't go after them. But then again, saying they wouldn't fight isn't a valid answer. They probly would have to resort to imprisonment.

Also, I was wonder what was being built at Crystal Lake during the fight scene in JvF.

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2003-08-29 08:17am

Just because you can't kill something doesn't mean you can't keep them from causing trouble.

He'd still get out somehow. Its one of the rules of horror monsters. They NEVER go down, stay imprisoned, or whatnot.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-08-29 09:47am

Sea Skimmer wrote:Skynet would encase Jason in reinforced concrete and keep him under close observation until the end of time. Just because you can't kill something doesn't mean you can't keep them from causing trouble.

After which it might displace him into the sun...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-08-29 09:49am

anarchistbunny wrote:I've never seen skynet or a terminator drink beer, fuck, or smoke pot.

Skynet has it's infiltrators fuck captured humans for practise in one of the SM Sterling books.

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2003-08-31 03:03am

I've never seen skynet or a terminator drink beer, fuck, or smoke pot. If they didn't make a problem Jason wouldn't go after them. But then again, saying they wouldn't fight isn't a valid answer. They probly would have to resort to imprisonment.

Are you sure that's his one and only motivation for killing people? I think your thinking of Jason X with those 2 holo girls they try to distract him with, who did just that, also in that movie he killed one girl for apparently no reason, when he froze and litterally smashed her face.

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2003-08-31 03:05am

Smiling Bandit wrote:
Just because you can't kill something doesn't mean you can't keep them from causing trouble.
He'd still get out somehow. Its one of the rules of horror monsters. They NEVER go down, stay imprisoned, or whatnot.

Well, he would still be imprisoned if they didn't go to his grave in part 6 and dig him up, or the telekinesis girl didn't snap the chain in part 7.

Enola Straight · Post by **Enola Straight** » 2003-09-03 08:37pm

I doubt that a 7 foot tall zombie...super strong and immortally invulnerable...would have field access to a hydraulic press or steel smelter to neutralize the densest alloy combat chassis ever constructed.

BlackWarMewtwo · Post by **BlackWarMewtwo** » 2003-09-03 08:58pm

Shrykull wrote:
I've never seen skynet or a terminator drink beer, fuck, or smoke pot. If they didn't make a problem Jason wouldn't go after them. But then again, saying they wouldn't fight isn't a valid answer. They probly would have to resort to imprisonment.
Are you sure that's his one and only motivation for killing people? I think your thinking of Jason X with those 2 holo girls they try to distract him with, who did just that, also in that movie he killed one girl for apparently no reason, when he froze and litterally smashed her face.

It's his primary motivation, but certainly not his only.