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Force sub: Fighter, Red Mage and Thief at Florin Castle

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The same situation as at the end of The Princess Bride (movie version.) Thief is still recovering from being mostly dead, and he, Fighter and Red Mage have to get into the castle, stop the wedding, kill the Six Fingered Man and rescue the princess. How does it go?

(Black Mage is omited from this due to the godly Hadoken spell, and the fact that it was a party of three assaulting the castle.)
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Red Mage of course comes up with the plan, they get in no problem. Then hell breaks loose...Theif, instead of going to Princess Buttercups chambers heads for the treasury, Fighter laughs at all you puny rapiers being used and goes on a 20 minute rant about swordchucks, which causes all the gaurds heads to explode, Fighter then uses Two fisted Monkey style to beat the hell out of the 6-fingered man and Red mage goes to get Buttercup. Thief has already stolen Humperdink's sword, necklace, and everything else of any value, and with Red Mages versatility he easily defeats Humperdink.
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Fighter would have to use a Me-doken to finish him off.
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