Nanite-based Jason vs. T-1000

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Nanite-based Jason vs. T-1000

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The NEW AND IMPROVED Jason from "Jason X" finds someone he could kill, but that victim turns out to be a T-1000! In a battle, who would win?
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Doesn't Jason only kill people after sex? When has the T-1000 ever had sex?
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I've never seen a Friday the 13th film, but I think Jason just kills whoever gets in his way.

Having sex will just increase your chances of getting whacked.
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Jason X had not much sex.
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Sektor31 wrote:Jason X had not much sex.
...and whoever fucks Jason would deserve, and probably long for, death afterwards.
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Sektor31 wrote:The NEW AND IMPROVED Jason from "Jason X" finds someone he could kill, but that victim turns out to be a T-1000! In a battle, who would win?
Draw, with a headshake too Uber Jason if the enviroment allowed a way to kill the t-1000.

Uber Jason looks like the clear winner in strenght and tougness, I'm even sure the T-1000 blades can't pentrate his metal hide. But there is no way Jason could kill the T-1000.
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Does Jason have a mouth in Jason X? (I haven't seen it)
if so...

T-1000 turns into liquid and gets into his mouth
starts skewering internal organs
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I don't think that would actually kill him.
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T-1000 goes into Jason's mouth, shreds Jason. Then after we think Jason is dead, the image of a mask and a blade shows up in T-1000's visual sensors. T-1000 shakes his head, idles a bit, and morphs into Jason. Presto: Jason-1000.
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You know the 1000 would have to get past the new face mask that is made out of metal that survived entry into an atmosphere.

But the idea of Jason possesing the 1000 is too cool. :shock: :twisted:

And works kinda.
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Sektor31 wrote:Jason X had not much sex.

Uh? Are you serious? That movie had its share of sex, they just didn't directly show it. Two groups of people were having it when Jason woke.

the Jason/sex thing is what wakes him. Has something to do with the Camp councilors screwing when he was drowning or something (according to the Jason X dvd xtras) I've never seen but bits and pieces of the older ones.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I've never seen a Friday the 13th film, but I think Jason just kills whoever gets in his way.

Having sex will just increase your chances of getting whacked.
As said above, the sex wakes him. Then he wacks pretty much anyone and everyone in his way. *cue up "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.* :twisted:
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