The Magic School Bus vs. The Death Star

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-08-07 01:59pm

Scenario one: The Magic School Bus and the Death Star are locked in combat... Only one machine will make it out intact.

Scenario two: Ms. Frizzle attempting to explain the Science of the Death Star by turning all her students into hypermatter. Hehehehe..

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-08-07 02:08pm

1. If we go by kiddie "The School Bus Always Wins," then it magically grows these huge engines and a few proton torpedo launchers. It does the Trench Run and blows it up.

2.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-07 02:37pm

1. Wrong forum...so for now I'll just shunt it to Fantasy.

Let's not degenerate into bullshit vs that equate to the level of Sky pixie vs the Cat-Demon.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-08-07 04:04pm

Okay this is one of the most fucked up threads i have seen since joining here.

That said, the deathstar would win.

and the kids becoming hypermatter is fucked up as well

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-08-07 05:57pm

Why would you give Ms.Frizzle and the kids so horrible a fate?

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-08-07 06:49pm

Die Frizzle, Die.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-08-08 02:04pm

Agent Fisher wrote:Okay this is one of the most fucked up threads i have seen since joining here.

That said, the deathstar would win.

and the kids becoming hypermatter is fucked up as well

Hmmm... You missed my Care Bear threads.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-08-08 05:19pm

Solid Snake wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:Okay this is one of the most fucked up threads i have seen since joining here.

That said, the deathstar would win.

and the kids becoming hypermatter is fucked up as well
Hmmm... You missed my Care Bear threads.

I think I remember that one... I believe I filed it in with all the other repressed memories of horrible threads...

In all seriousness...

Scenario 1: In the battle, the Magic School Bus transforms itself into a Death Star, and they blast eachother apart. As to whether or not this is bullshit can be decieded at a later date, mostly because I distinctly recall that the School Bus could change it's size at will, or maybe it was just changing the size of other objects at will... I distinctly recalll it playing with planetary masses in order to explain gravity...

Scenario 2: The tape get sold to the Imperial Propaganda machine, where they turn it into a holovid for holonet. They then begin to produce the rest of the series, horrifing a new generation accross the galaxy...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-08-12 02:23am

I'd say the Magic School Bus could turn itself into a fighter with Proton Torpedoes, or perhaps turn itself into a Proton Torpedo, and try to launch it(self) into the exhaust port. However, they probably wouldn't know about the weak spot, so unless they can transform into some ship with a superlaser, they're screwed.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-12 02:28am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd say the Magic School Bus could turn itself into a fighter with Proton Torpedoes, or perhaps turn itself into a Proton Torpedo, and try to launch it(self) into the exhaust port. However, they probably wouldn't know about the weak spot, so unless they can transform into some ship with a superlaser, they're screwed.

I'm sure it could.

That said, it's a toss-up.

The hypermatter thing.. well..

, first off.. secondly, the MSB loses.

~ver