Batman w/ prep time VS. A jedi

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Batman w/ prep time VS. A jedi

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Batman gets files on the Jedi in general and is given 12 hour notice before he is pitted in a fight with one

The is a light-side Jedi VS Batman .... can batman make a plan to kill a jedi in 12 hours?



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With access to all his Watchtower resources, it'll take him slightly less than 1.2 seconds to make a plan, and 12 minutes to follow through with it. With just the stuff he has in the Batcave, it'll only take a few minutes extra to get a bunch of auto-triggering strobe/sonic weapons, strap on his earplugs, polarized lenses and Martian level psi-helmet, then freeze the Jedi solid with Mr. Freeze's gun (which he has lying around).
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About precog. Dr. Julian September's probability engine is still in the trophy room. Not to mention Triumph......
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Post by ShinjiGohan »

Not to mention the Jedi can't go to speeds of 1000 m/s or else the PPI generated and put on his legs would break his legs. Unless the force increases the durability of his bones.
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Bats still has Mr. Freeze's gun?
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Post by The Drunkard Kid »

I'm assuming he does, since he doesn't really have any reason to throw it away, and I don't remember him using it, but I may be wrong. In that case, he just uses one of his bajillion other gimmicks that are lying around his cave. Maybe that VR chip that he planned on using against Wonder Woman. Sure, a Jedi *might* be able to tell that they're seeing a false world, but WTF are they gonna do about it?
"What's that smear on the wall, Mommy?"
"That used to be Spider-Man, honey."
"What killed him?"
"A zipper. Some said it was velcro, but the Daily Bugle said it was a zipper, and I believe the Bugle."
"Wow, he musta been real stupid, huh?"
"Yes honey, he was."
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