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The Force vs. everything else from every other known fiction

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Why is it that certain folks will submit to full suspension of disbelief for the Force, but if anything from another fictional universe so much as slightly bends a law of physics it's analyzed all to shit?
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Ditka, 472 to negative 12.

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KK wrote:Why is it that certain folks will submit to full suspension of disbelief for the Force, but if anything from another fictional universe so much as slightly bends a law of physics it's analyzed all to shit?
Perhaps it is because using the Force is tapping into some kind of universal power, rather than fleshies just spontaneously getting stronger. Also, most people here have a good idea of what the Force is (this is StarDestroyer.net, duh) and it is relatively easier to find further information.
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Robert Treder wrote:Ditka, 472 to negative 12.

http://www.wavsurfer.com/images/farley/farl1.jpg
Perfect example.

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Lord of the Farce wrote:
KK wrote:Why is it that certain folks will submit to full suspension of disbelief for the Force, but if anything from another fictional universe so much as slightly bends a law of physics it's analyzed all to shit?
Perhaps it is because using the Force is tapping into some kind of universal power, rather than fleshies just spontaneously getting stronger. Also, most people here have a good idea of what the Force is (this is StarDestroyer.net, duh) and it is relatively easier to find further information.
I'm curious, what is the "Force" and how is the manipulation of it capable by the presence of single cell organisms?
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Perry Rhodan would call a Jedi just a standard psionic... powerful, but nothing special...

( psi phenomena are just part of the hyperspace spectrum in PR ).
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You sure he wouldn't call them wusses? :D
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KK wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Ditka, 472 to negative 12.

http://www.wavsurfer.com/images/farley/farl1.jpg
Perfect example.

How does he have so many heart attacks and live?
We Polish people have very strong hearts.
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Oops. I quoted a picture. I need to be smacked in the face with the Big Book O' Netiquette.

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Harry Potter is stronger than the force. He can fly on a broomstick. Have we ever seen Yoda do that? No! We can thus conclude that no jedi can fly on a broomstick, and since Harry can, he must be stronger.

Sorry, I just thought that would be appropriate for this thread.
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I hear Akira created his own universe in the manga.
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Would you need manga Akira? Anime Tetso would kick any Jedi's ass.
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Shinova wrote:I hear Akira created his own universe in the manga.
As he did in the anime. That was the blast that started WWIII.
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Demiurge wrote:Harry Potter is stronger than the force. He can fly on a broomstick. Have we ever seen Yoda do that? No! We can thus conclude that no jedi can fly on a broomstick, and since Harry can, he must be stronger.
Ha! Yoda can fly using a small disk. Lets see Potter do that with zero effort.
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I'm pretty sure that the average Aes Sedai or Asha'man would kick a Jedi's ass six ways from Sunday.
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KK wrote:Why is it that certain folks will submit to full suspension of disbelief for the Force, but if anything from another fictional universe so much as slightly bends a law of physics it's analyzed all to shit?
Speaking of shit, you're full of it. No one is saying that we can't suspend disbelief for Spiderman being able to lift 15 tons, for example. The problem is when you claim that something much greater than his official stats is occurring (eg- your claims that the official 15-ton figure is bullshit), and present garbage evidence for it that doesn't even make sense.

It isn't the power itself being "analyzed all to shit"; it's your bullshit attempt to claim that the official specs are all wrong, using science only when it suits you and ignoring all of the problems with your ignorant dishonest application of it.
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Official? When was 15 tons official?
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I don't where you get the restraint to let KK continue without a special title, Mike. I'd have VIed this joker days ago.
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I thought Spidey could only lift 10 tons maybe a wee bit more on a good day
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Darth Wong wrote: It isn't the power itself being "analyzed all to shit"; it's your bullshit attempt to claim that the official specs are all wrong, using science only when it suits you and ignoring all of the problems with your ignorant dishonest application of it.
I've already explained to you that Handbook stats have never been official, and website stats are even less official.

But that's not the issue.

What I'm refering to is when I post a picture of Spider-Man knocking over a subway car, and your insist the picture is actually proof that Spider-Man can't dent metal, and bullshit like that. Or when I post a reference of Silver Surfer fighting in a black hole and you insist that it never really happened because it "shouldn't" happen, even though it did.
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:I don't where you get the restraint to let KK continue without a special title, Mike. I'd have VIed this joker days ago.
I could give less than a shit about special titles.

Put "Cock-sucking faggot asshole" under my name, for all I care. All that means is that you're getting torn apart by a cock-sucking faggot asshole.
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KK wrote:Put "Cock-sucking faggot asshole" under my name, for all I care. All that means is that you're getting torn apart by a cock-sucking faggot asshole.
That's not much of an insult around here, you know *points at GALE Force. If a special title is gonna be bestowed on you, it will be something better (worse?) than that.
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:That's not much of an insult around here, you know *points at GALE Force. If a special title is gonna be bestowed on you, it will be something better (worse?) than that.
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And by the way, Wong, don't straw man. You know perfectly well that my issue with you using the 15 ton level was that you claimed 15 tons was his absolute max lift using every muscle of his body, when in fact he can do 15 ton benchpress reps (which is exactly what Class 15 means).
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Spiderman has consistent shown greater than class 10 strenght. Its a pertent issue on some boards. However I belive the term you would use is "irevelent" to the subject at hand. KK asked the question how you can stand by the EU and condone the Force when it too has inconsistences like races that are immune to direct contact with it, and creatures that negate it over an area, or the very fact of precog and tk while every little small defect of comics and anime gets over anylazed by you and considered inconsistent enought to deam it undebatable. If that is your position on sci-fi you should close this board. Or at least stay away from SW debates in general and Force users in specific.
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