Yoda versus Dark Phoenix

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Who takes is?

Dark Phoenix
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Yoda
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MAD
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Total votes: 20

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Yoda versus Dark Phoenix

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Yoda from StarWars. He can do whatever he wants, no Jedi ethics.

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Dark Phoenix herself, from Uncanny X-Men. Assume the Jean Grey part of her personality isn't working against her.



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You must hate Yoda.
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Dark Phoenix was a bona fide godlike character. This is a ridiculously one-sided matchup.
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:You must hate Yoda.
No, I don't hate Yoda. This thread has a purpose and that's not to turn Yoda into a little burn mark on the floor.
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Then what, pray tell, is the purpose of this thread?
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I dunno...but Dark Phoenix gets a new toothpick.
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Post by Dillon »

This is stupidly one sided, since AFAIK, the Phoenix can't be killed and can blow up stars on her own power.

And who voted for Yoda? :roll:
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:roll: Dark Phoenix... silly thread
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[ Connor MacLeod ] Ah, but you didn't quantify the energy requirements of all of Dark Phoenix's feats! Plus, most of them are clearly impossible anyway. Yoda Wins. [ /Connor MacLeod ]
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Yogi wrote:[ Connor MacLeod ] Ah, but you didn't quantify the energy requirements of all of Dark Phoenix's feats! Plus, most of them are clearly impossible anyway. Yoda Wins. [ /Connor MacLeod ]

:D :) :D :) :D

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Dark Phoenix shuts off his mind and then blows up the galaxy that they're in.

It gets even worse (WAY worse) if you make it Rachel w/Phoenix Force and no morals.
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Dude. Yoda has 15 tons of casual TK. He's being sorely underestimated.

He may not win. But Dark Phoenix is gonna work for it. She'll be in bad shape afterwards.
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David Deas wrote:Dude. Yoda has 15 tons of casual TK. He's being sorely underestimated.

He may not win. But Dark Phoenix is gonna work for it. She'll be in bad shape afterwards.
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Dark Phoenix scatters Yoda's head across three galaxies
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15 tons of force against an immortal being that has easily dogfighted shiar vessels without taking any noticable damage?

She must've undergone several more tons of force when she goes into suns and drains them of their power.

Who in Erebus' name voted Yoda?
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Dude. Yoda also has a hot sword.

Coupled with his 15 tons of tk, Dark Phoenix might have to call in the X-Men.
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David Deas wrote:Dude. Yoda also has a hot sword.

Coupled with his 15 tons of tk, Dark Phoenix might have to call in the X-Men.
Uh, Dark Phoenix has the ability to blow up stars.
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Dude. Vader said best man.

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Deas, I really wonder how I ever hated you. You got infinitely better after moving off that ass board.
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Huh...you're right...I guess we should've used Naga Sadow, even though Dark Phoenix wasn't using upper limit yet Sadow was.

Nice to see that things go flying over your head about lower and upper limits.
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Zod wrote:Deas, I really wonder how I ever hated you. You got infinitely better after moving off that ass board.
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Post by Dark Hellion »

Dude, deas is just being an idiot, and gil are you suprised that people have a very high opinion of yoda on this board. Jedi are quite powerful and yoda was one of the best, however, a troll like thread like this does nothing against the rabid yoda wankers (man that sounds bad) it just gives them ammo.
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Post by Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot »

From what I know of Dark Phoenix, which admittedly isn't much, she could quite possibly crush the entire Jedi Order as of TPM.

Maybe several of the ancient Sith Lords like Exar Kun would be a better fight?
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David Deas wrote:Dude. Vader said best man.

"The ability to blow up stars is insignifigant next to the power of the Force"
:roll:

He said planets, and he was obviously talking figuratively.
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