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Just got home from the hulk last night, excellent movie I must say.

So for those of you who have seen it,
Instead of the Gamma dogs in the forrest, its Yoda with a lightsabre,

What happens?
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Yoda can play keep away for long time, and is faster.

Hulk is still mortal...stronger and much nastier...but he's not exactly Superman here.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Yoda can play keep away for long time, and is faster.
yoda is definately not faster than the Hulk, the hulk would run him down in a few seconds flat.
Hulk is still mortal...stronger and much nastier...but he's not exactly Superman here.
He's a lot stronger than superman,
SupermanII - superman got hit by a bus going maybe 20 mph, and was unconscious for about 5 minutes. It also took two of those Kryptonian henchmen on earth to lift that bus, and they did it slowly...
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I wonder how Hulk's flesh would hold up against a lightsabre?
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I see so we're ignoring all comic canon of Hulk and Supes...for movie, O-13? :roll:

Yes...let's have that selective blind over our eyes.

As for Hulk's flesh over a lightsaber...probably not too well, he heals extraordinarily well.
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Ghost Rider wrote:I see so we're ignoring all comic canon of Hulk and Supes...for movie, O-13? :roll:
I was under the impression movie's were more cannon than comic books, so why not.
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I haven't seen the movie; it's always messy when you look at various different incarnations of the same character. Instead of saying that the movie is more canon than the comics, you might want to simply specify that you're talking about "movie Hulk".
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I think the original source material is the highest level of canon.
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Durran Korr wrote:I wonder how Hulk's flesh would hold up against a lightsabre?
I'm not sure Yoda would really be able to hit him, the Hulk isn't a slow moving lurch.
He was fast enough to catch a hellfire missle in his hands, and his reactions were very quick in hand to hand against the dogs.

I can see Yoda trying to attack him, and then getting flattened after his lightsabre slashed him. I don't think he can do the "hit and run" tactic, he woudln't be able to keep ahead of Hulk,
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Cosmic Average wrote:I think the original source material is the highest level of canon.
can't really do that,
the terminator movies were from a book,
and no one even cares about what is in those
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Omega-13 wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I see so we're ignoring all comic canon of Hulk and Supes...for movie, O-13? :roll:
I was under the impression movie's were more cannon than comic books, so why not.
Okay...let's get one thing cleared; the movie counts worth shit. They are at best interpretations...an elseworld/alter reality at best.

Marvel and DC consider their books highest canon.

Lex Luthor did not try to destroy CA in any Superman book.

Joker never murdered Bruce's parents.

Deacon Frost never became a super Vampire.

GG wore a purple and gree costume.

Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider.
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The Hulk needs to maintain contact with the ground to move, and Yoda has been shown to TK starships without too much trouble. He could just hold the Hulk slightly above the ground and then TK his lightsabre over to him to slash him up.

Either that or he could just use the Jedi Mind Trick. "You are no longer angry."
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Omega-13 wrote:
Cosmic Average wrote:I think the original source material is the highest level of canon.
can't really do that,
the terminator movies were from a book,
and no one even cares about what is in those
I would say that has to do with how people first came to know of the Terminator. I saw the movies and did not know they were books until about two years ago and even then I didn't realize the books came first like you claim they do.
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I suggest Ghost Rider that if you really want to give Yoda a chance of wining you stick to movie hulk. Comic hulk has at his greatest feat of strenght in the comic is destoring a planetiod twice the size of earth with a single punch. You honestly think Yoda has a chance against that?

And movie version is also alot faster than Yoda, he dodged a hellfire missle to the face. I think Darth Wong worded it best in the Dune/SW's best. Just replace Paul with Yoda.
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Darth_Shinji wrote:I suggest Ghost Rider that if you really want to give Yoda a chance of wining you stick to movie hulk. Comic hulk has at his greatest feat of strenght in the comic is destoring a planetiod twice the size of earth with a single punch. You honestly think Yoda has a chance against that?

And movie version is also alot faster than Yoda, he dodged a hellfire missle to the face. I think Darth Wong worded it best in the Dune/SW's best. Just replace Paul with Yoda.
Oh yes the absolute upper limit of which story...Tales #52...and it was...not quite twice the size of earth.

And gee he's never done it again.

Hmmm...in fact if he can destroy planetoids with ease like most wankers say he can...amazing he has a problem against Abomination, absorbing man and others.

And you do understand he can be lifted above his feet.

Hulk has the same problem as well Doomsday does...he can't fly...no flying presents many problem.
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Adn one small nitpick point...simply using Movie Hulk saying Yoda can whup only that form is no more hypocritical then Flash stripped of everything vs Yoda, Yoda stripped of 95% of his powers vs Hiko...etc

It just concedes defeat and is a pointless topic.
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Correct me if I am wrong here...

But part of the Jedi's combat abilities, come from being able to have immenent knowledge of what your opponent will do next, and be able to react on that? And that the only opponents who can counteract it are other jedi/sith?

That is the way I understand how the Jedi can deflect blaster bolts with their sword, they instinctively know where to block?

The Hulk may be a tough opponent, but I really don't think he stands much of a chance against Yoda. We are talking about someone that can telekinetically lift him off the ground and then invade his mind at his leisure.

I doubt Yoda would ever even need to draw his lightsaber, and if he did it would be pretty bad for the Hulk.
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Oh yes the absolute upper limit of which story...Tales #52...and it was...not quite twice the size of earth.
Care to make this comment more meaniful then?
And gee he's never done it again.
As i've said his greatest. However, you have to think on that comparing this guy to Yoda. And he still other feats like a billion ton mountain range.
Hmmm...in fact if he can destroy planetoids with ease like most wankers say he can...amazing he has a problem against Abomination, absorbing man and others.
Abomination.... A guy who was orginally twice as strong as the hulk? Or the aborbing man a guy who started out fighting (I destroy planets with a single hit of my hammer) Thor? Its like stating superman isn't planet destroying becuase he gets his ass-kicked by other characters....Wheres the revelent part?
And you do understand he can be lifted above his feet.
Yoda is going to have a hard time keeping him up there when hulk claps his ass off. Not to mention that the angry he gets the bigger he gets in the movie.
Hulk has the same problem as well Doomsday does...he can't fly...no flying presents many problem.
And this helped.... flying faster than light superman...much? Make it revenlent man.


And wanker might be a more apporate title for someone stating that a totaly underpowered character will beat a being many many times it better in every catagory. Just a suggestion.
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Darth_Shinji wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
Oh yes the absolute upper limit of which story...Tales #52...and it was...not quite twice the size of earth.
Care to make this comment more meaniful then?
Did you read the story or are you just babbling now? :?
And gee he's never done it again.
As i've said his greatest. However, you have to think on that comparing this guy to Yoda. And he still other feats like a billion ton mountain range.
Your point?

...he still has this small problem that he has no flight?
Hmmm...in fact if he can destroy planetoids with ease like most wankers say he can...amazing he has a problem against Abomination, absorbing man and others.
Abomination.... A guy who was orginally twice as strong as the hulk? Or the aborbing man a guy who started out fighting (I destroy planets with a single hit of my hammer) Thor? Its like stating superman isn't planet destroying becuase he gets his ass-kicked by other characters....Wheres the revelent part?[/quote]

Nice to see you living up to VI.

Well if you are using Billion ton as your arguement but plugging your ears to the fact that he doesn't do this consistently and has been felled by far lesser things...shows he like many, many Marvel

Huge strength...far less endurance.
And you do understand he can be lifted above his feet.
Yoda is going to have a hard time keeping him up there when hulk claps his ass off. Not to mention that the angry he gets the bigger he gets in the movie. [/quote]

Hmmm...and to think Doc Ock beat him this very same way.

He himself has admited he needs LEVERAGE.
Hulk has the same problem as well Doomsday does...he can't fly...no flying presents many problem.
And this helped.... flying faster than light superman...much? Make it revenlent man. [/quote]

You really don't know what you write sometimes do you?
And wanker might be a more apporate title for someone stating that a totaly underpowered character will beat a being many many times it better in every catagory. Just a suggestion.
Nice ad-hominem...try harder.
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Here's a question: How would a Sith react to the hulk? Here is a creature who is powered by pure rage, proving everything they say right. :-)
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FireNexus wrote:Here's a question: How would a Sith react to the hulk? Here is a creature who is powered by pure rage, proving everything they say right. :-)
Probably love it...submerge the Banner persona...unleash the Savage persona

And have something that is man sized Rancor.
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To all Hulk wankers (ewww): Be glad Yoda is a light sider. Otherwise, he would just superheat all of Hulk's body in an instant. Blood turns to steam. All your veins and arteries explode. All bodily fluids expand extremely quickly. A very quick, bloody, gory and cool-looking death.
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People are very suggestable when they're angry. They think slowly and badly, if at all. I dare say the Hulk would be extremely vulnerable to a Jedi mind games.
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Howedar wrote:People are very suggestable when they're angry. They think slowly and badly, if at all. I dare say the Hulk would be extremely vulnerable to a Jedi mind games.
Not to mention the fact that the Hulk is a moron.
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Darth_Shinji wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote: Care to make this comment more meaniful then?
Did you read the story or are you just babbling now? :?
Actaully no, but two different neutral people have stated that it was twice the size of earth. Your comment wasn't informative or really belivable either way.

Your point?
Thats my question.... So a midget with maybe a hundred tons under his bealt with tk can take on a persion with billions and a planetiod?
...he still has this small problem that he has no flight?
Which helps Yoda... How? As pointed out a clap is all it takes not to mention
Nice to see you living up to VI.
Me? Your the one that picked the very very worst characters to ever use against hulk's strenght level as your points. Its like using Doomsday as a bad example of Supes strenght.
Well if you are using Billion ton as your arguement but plugging your ears to the fact that he doesn't do this consistently and has been felled by far lesser things...shows he like many, many Marvel
Know who is the VI? Using comic book incosistently to protest your point? Like blackhole surviving silver surfer getting ko'ed by a brick? Most logical people I debate with ingnore the really stupid comic battles because they are a form of entertainment and character shields and plot are the rule of the day. But I guess I answered my own question?
Huge strength...far less endurance.
Bullshit. He normaly goes toe to toe with Abomination, Absorbing man, Thor, Colluses, survives nukes, all this and you want to hold him to when he gets a even match with wolverine, a guy who gets killed by the Punsher? I do not know if you just want yoda to win so bad you are willing to play any angle you can think of or, are just that stupid.

Hmmm...and to think Doc Ock beat him this very same way.
Look above. And Doc Ock, the guy who has his metal arms broken by spiderman? Definatly pis at its finest.
He needs leverage to claps his hands? Jump up and clap your hands at the same time. Do you need levage to do that? Yoda is not going to have the tk ability to keep Hulk imbolished in any way except lifting him off the ground becuase that is not a matter of Hulks strenght. Its not going to stop the hulk from clamping Yoda's ass thru a building.
Concession excepted. Hulks lack of flying is not going to help Yoda in anyway. Besides Yoda tk is a form of energy, considering this is the guy that can manipulate energy as if it was matter (As crazy as it sounds) his tk might just be the lervage he needs.
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