Has Magneto screwed Mystique?

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Adelfi wrote:Ohhhh he meant "you have no idea" as in "she gives great head"

Not "you have no idea" as in "me and chuck used to run the train on that bia back in the day"

I was lost there for a sec
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So far this is pretty tame compared to what goes on in the brotherhood OOK OOK EEK EEK
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Is it just me or are ALL shapeshifting character's Pervs & Sluts....

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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Is it just me or are ALL shapeshifting character's Pervs & Sluts....
Now i`m having impure thought about Maya(Space 1999) :wink:
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Is it just me or are ALL shapeshifting character's Pervs & Sluts....
Certinaly worked for Zeus.

Seriously, even if you could shape change one would think that you could easilly change into someone's fantasy lay. If you are really evil you could impersonate their boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse.


Then there's the other options present because of shape changing. Let's all say it together, "hung like a horse". :twisted:
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Heck you can change your erogoneous zones while you're at it.

Though sex has to be certainly interesting with Mystique(though never piss her off....your dream girlfriend...and BAM something not right with the plumbing)
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I always assumed Magneto and Professor X had had a thing in the past.
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*sigh*

No thread necromancy.
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