Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

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Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by madd0ct0r » 2018-10-31 02:26pm

Deja Fu - A style based around flowing moves, tiny shuffling steps, rhythmic kata and blatant cheating of cause and effect. Performed by an expert, you can get literally knocked into next week.


Akidon't - A martial art based around never losing, by never fighting. The most accomplished practitioners can slide through a riot, not even ducking punches as people trip, pause or otherwise hesitate long enough to see themselves through an outside observer, and feel pretty silly.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by LaCroix » 2018-10-31 02:33pm

Skunk Poo - The fine art of projectile excretion. Most enemies flee in panic as soon as you get on your hands.

Carat-eh' - Female vs female fighting style that involves bedazzling your enemies by showing off the ring your man proposed with. Long-time practicioners usually develop tinnitus, though, due to the very vocal initial reaction of most victims.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Enigma » 2018-10-31 03:31pm

Nocan-do - Is a martial art in which you never involve yourself in a fight no matter the opponent. No matter how badly the opponent wants to fight you, you'll always find a way out and deny a fight just by talking.

Bullshit-su - The art of bluffing your way through a fight and win by either defeating you opponent through sheer BS or if the opponent is too strong by running away.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by madd0ct0r » 2018-11-01 09:15am

Horrogami - the art of folding skin, often leaving the loser looking a little like a frog, crane or crumpled balloon.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Crazedwraith » 2018-11-01 09:27am

Ju-do: style involving grips and throws using prehensile hair.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Khaat » 2018-11-01 10:53am

Mav-cravat - your anachronistic neck-wear is so stunning the opponent loses interest in fighting and instead begins fawning.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Jub » 2018-11-01 06:07pm

Neat Clean Do - You can tidy up any opponent with this series of sweeps and submission folds.

Crave Mega - You can activate intense cravings by striking key pressure points. Such cravings could be food, sleep, sex, any strong desire can be active with enough skill.

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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Crazedwraith » 2018-11-01 06:25pm

Krav MAGA - It's just the best martial arts. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. For use on bad hombres.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Solauren » 2018-11-02 10:27am

Kat-rate. Useful martial art,useless against Bats
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