Wall Threat Check thread

Q99 · Post by **Q99** » 2016-08-19 12:01am

Ok, as you all know, we live behind a giant Wall that protects us from the threats beyond!

Beyond the wall, there's dangers such as Titans (AoT), Kaiju (Pacific Rim), Bears (Yuri Kumi Arashi), and White Walkers (GoT)!

What other threats should we be concerned about beyond the Wall?

Also, what is the status of the wall's defenses? We doing ok?

Simon_Jester · Post by **Simon_Jester** » 2016-08-19 12:17am

Picts.

Much worse than the other problems.

Darth Nostril · Post by **Darth Nostril** » 2016-08-19 12:34am

Tourists.

The Wall has failed, we are being swamped.

Jub · Post by **Jub** » 2016-08-19 01:12am

The Britons?

Terralthra · Post by **Terralthra** » 2016-08-19 01:35am

Humans. They've breached the wall, but have only established three long-lasting beachheads a bare few hundred kilometers outside the wall, and only a dozen or so humans occupy any of them at any one time. No real threat.

Esquire · Post by **Esquire** » 2016-08-19 02:30am

The problem, of course, is that once they've breached the wall conclusively there won't be anything to stop them. Not even air.

Also, Mongols.

Zixinus · Post by **Zixinus** » 2016-08-19 10:18am

Nomads, dislanded tribes and other wanderers that are too uncivilized (*cough* poor *cough*) to give you much and too worldly to be easily turned to slaves. You certainly don't want these troublemakers into your walled city, now do you? [/smuglord]

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2016-08-19 10:20am

Esquire wrote:The problem, of course, is that once they've breached the wall conclusively there won't be anything to stop them. Not even air.

Also, Mongols.

Godamn Mongoloians always breaking down our shitty wall!

Don't forget Spirits (FF:Spirits within) Zombies (Day of the Dead) and of course the Germans both in Barbarian and Nazi form.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2016-08-19 01:25pm

Look China built a wall two thousand years ago and I do not see many Mexicans in China.

Walls are a proven strategy vs. Mexican immigrants.

Esquire · Post by **Esquire** » 2016-08-19 02:09pm

I don't know - approximately 100% of the Mexican population is actually inside the Great Wall. Globes are funny that way.

Gaidin · Post by **Gaidin** » 2016-08-26 09:27am

The Charr. They've already kicked our ass up between our ears.

Khaat · Post by **Khaat** » 2016-08-26 06:20pm

Red lectroids from Planet 10, by way of the 8th dimension?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2016-08-27 12:17am

The bureaucracy forcing us to build the wall instead of god help us, at least a damn mech, to kill those threats, seems like the main threat. I foresee an armada of advancing cubicles.

Also Godzilla. He can't climb worth a damn.

madd0ct0r · Post by **madd0ct0r** » 2016-08-27 08:28am

The easter bunny (rise of the gaurdians) and his 275 drongo bunny pals (does the freat rabbit fence count as a wall?

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2016-08-30 04:18pm

Darth Nostril wrote:Tourists.

The Wall has failed, we are being swamped.

Truly, the Grand Grockal Horde cannot be stymied by mere walls. I fear we will have to relieve them of their funds. That or divert the M5 to Milton Keynes. Its only fair.

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