Batman wrote:
And how does he actually manage to connect given Flash can move at, and depending on iteration, massively faster than the speed of light?
Because, generally speaking, he
isn't moving faster than light all the time? Hell, the current version certainly doesn't move as fast as he used to given what happens when he taps too hard into the Speed Force.
But the other answer would be that it creates a
field of "cold" rather than simply a blast. It basically forces Flash to come through it one way or another.
Victor usually doesn't get the chance to have to try something like that, and when he does, he's usually up against Clark which is an automatic lose.
Not sure why absolute zero would overly bother a guy who can and routinely does tell the laws of physics to go take a hike.
I believe the explanation is that because the beam actively slows molecules down, it slows down Flash. I have no idea of the realistic physics of that explanation, but that's it. It's been given multiple times and in Flash #6 Cold slowed him down enough to actually catch his punches with his new metahuman powers.
Bugger. I was about to mention Toyman but he's one Of Clark's, not mine, and the next best thing I've got is the Riddler. I may have to give you that one.
I was going to say he's not as good as Toyman and also mention Prankster. Kurt Busiek's version is a damn good example of someone with silly powers being an absolute fucking hassle.
You serously expect trick boomerangs to do better than plain old bullets.
Absolutely! Comic book logic, of course. It's the same way I expect Green Arrow to do better against you than Deadshot: In fiction, we'll believe you can take an arrow or a razorrang and soldier on more than a bullet. Plus the fact that the trick boomerangs can vary, and he's could hit you with a few. I want to say the nu52 version is a metahuman with energy boomerangs that explode, but I'm not quite sure. Don't have the books on me...
Ignoring the fact that a lot of the time yes they absolutely are, I'm assuming they're hopelessly outclassed by an opponent that can move and react at a speed that makes light wish it had taken those steroids.
Ignoring
what fact? I'm not claiming them to be geniuses, but I think it's hard to argue that they are morons. And again: we've seen Flash get tagged by less than speed of light stuff all the time. It's a logic jump to say "Since he
has gone at the speed of light, he's
always going at the Speed of Light." In the nu52, they've given a good explanation of why he doesn't always do such things: basically the more he taps into the Speedforce, the large imbalance he creates in it. Get a big enough imbalance, the speed force literally drags in stuff to compensate (Like, say, Iris West). It's a nice balancing effect to stop exactly the sort of thinking you are talking about.
IOW you're bluffing.
When you get a wand that controls weather, the ability to teleport through reflective surfaces, and a gun that creates zones where all molecular motion have stopped, we'll talk. I understand Batman does some superscience stuff, but not nearly to the level of the Rogues. Hell, Pied Piper being able to lock people's muscles via a special tuning fork and his flute is pretty up there. You use some great gadgets, CC, but nothing that acts like this stuff.
If you're referring to Batman Inc, not only am I on record thinking that was a patently stupid idea, but not every company is a for-profit venture. And frankly, realisitic economics went out the window sometime in the 1970s at the very latest given I apparently have more money than the rest of humanity combined. Possibly including Lex.
Well, that's pretty much what
I'm trying to say.
But that's just it. Flash doesn't. He can easily go around it in a fraction of a second even if he circles the globe a few times and stops for a pizza on the way.
There's not really a "going around it". From what I understand, it projects around him. You're going to hit it. Now it's not going to
stop Flash, but it'll slow him down enough to give him trouble.
And again, if you want to up the powers of the Rogues a bit then convert them to Manapul's versions. Hell, that's a great movie event: call it "Rogue's Revenge". Have the Rogues trouble Flash but keep getting beat, so they resort to trying to create metahuman powers for themselves... with the results seen in the nu52 Flash comics (Which are pretty great, by the by).