Calvin and Hobbes vs Finn and Jake

[TithonusSyndrome]

Calvin and Hobbes travel forward in time to the land of Ooo, specifically the Candy Kingdom, and without much hesitation begin to devour everything in sight. Finn and Jake respond to Princess Bubblegum's distress call and confront them in the town square. Calvin, being pigheaded and belligerent, refuses to comply and instead transforms into his alter-ego Stupendous Man with the cape he brought in the cardboard box. It's just the two boy-and-sidekick teams against one another in the middle of the Candy Kingdom with no outside interference, and in case it isn't clear that Calvin's imagination is capable of manifesting itself in reality simply by virtue of the fact that that's how they got there in the first place, then bear that in mind as well. Who wins?

[Ahriman238]

Studendous man gets a thrashing, until he turns into Spaceman Spiff and levels the whole area. Hobbes and Jake chat for a bit, before Hobbes decides Jake is terribly uncouth and dull.

Everyone shares candy and laughs in the giant smoking crater.

[TithonusSyndrome]

Stupendous Man reversed the earth like Supes did in the '78 movie. Finn is pretty mathematical, but can he do anything against that?

[Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba]

gigatons

[TithonusSyndrome]

yeah but why didnt calvin turn into a god when he and hobbes were being chased by a tyrannosaur who didn't have a spherical chariot of iron

you need to get your giggletons on the right frequency son

[Irbis]

Because Calvin works in mysterious ways, duh

[The Yosemite Bear]

Christopher Robin shows up, with Poo who wants honey from the candy kingdom, but being a world war II survivor CR takes no shit and gives everyone a good thrashing with a crickit bat.....