Al-Quada recruits Bomberman

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Al-Quada recruits Bomberman

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So let's say you're an Al-Quada recruiter/strategist, and Bomberman enters the recruitment facility and requests to join the cause under your direction. Yes, the jokes, they write themselves; however, you nonetheless *do* have a new recruit at your disposal who, despite looking conspicuously nonhuman, can conjure explosives out of thin air and take a monumental beating before biting the dust. What would be the best possible application of the newly Muslim extremist Bomberman in Al Quaeda's ranks?
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To be defeated in areas that don't require grid-based, cross-shaped bombing.
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to not discuss attacking infrastructure online where anu idiot might be taking notes?


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