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Blink-bomb?

Ultimate Nullifier.

Gravitonic Implosion bomb.

Dr. Manhattan.

Teddy Roosevelt.

Children of the Lens.

Any of the more wanktastic Lensmen or Culture weapons. Including an E-Dust Assasin.

Strand it on a Necron Tomb World.

Omega Beams?

Wormhole Weapon.

Herr Thanas, supported by Otto von Bismarck and his 300 lbs Seal of Disapproval. Surely together they can oppress the beast.
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Pennance Stare.

Specifically the version presented in this clip: link

Following this experience, Galactus decided to let himself starve to death rather than deal with the guilt of his actions. He only came around again after a plan to send him off to feed on planets without intelligent life.

The target entity is intelligent and prone to murder. The forced empathy will either get it to reform or kill itself if it knows how to do so.
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Chirios wrote:I think I've figured it out ladies and gents.

682 is based on Wolverine's healing ability right, that's why it survives everything. So what we need is the Muramasa sword from the marvel universe.
682 is only based on Wolverine in the "easy to hurt, hard to kill," idea of a character, although he is admittedly hard to hurt as well. As The Vortex Empire pointed out, no guarantee that it would work. The blade was forged with a piece of Wolverine's soul so it is likely the retardation of regenerative abilities is a special property that only applies to people with healing factors like Wolverine.

Also, you got it wrong, 682 isn't hard to kill because he can heal, he's hard to kill because he can adapt. The acid bath is enough to keep his healing capacity occupied, and fire has repeatedly shown itself useful in containing him (flamethrowers mind, anything stronger seems to trigger an adaptation reflex). Your best bet at killing/containing the thing is what the Foundation is already doing, finding a means of damaging him enough that all he can do is regenerate while not damaging him enough to trigger him adapting to whatever you're using an then breaking containment. Consider the termination attempt with SCP-536, SCP-682 is reduced to 1% of its normal mass, the only reason it survived is that it somehow managed to adapt to the changing conditions by taking on the form of some unknown type of matter that could endure the changes. It's possible that 682's regeneration would have eventually kicked in (and that would be a frightening possibility) and he would have returned to normal, but that doesn't change the fact that it's the adaptation ability that saved the day there.

That being said, there are still options available to them to off the lizard. I'm in favor of using SCP-294 again. It did actually produce something that could kill SCP-682, it's just that said substance ended up nuking the surrounding area. Next time rig the maching so that it drips the stuff directly onto 682, problem potentially solved. Another would be using SCP-034 again with a similar protocol, but try and keep 682 knocked out using indefinately using drugs or something. Another option might be to throw that transformed version of 682 into 536 and see if that would work, although the damage 682 would take might be considered destroying the surface layer of skin and thus rendering 034 useless again. I'd also be curious about using SCP-914 in conjunction with any weapon that has shown to be effective against 682 in the past. Just set it in there on Very Fine and then test on 682, reiterate the process until you finally develop a weapon that can off the thing.
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So 682 is a slightly weaker version to Doomsday? :)
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Kinda sorta yeah. 682 doesn't get to keep its adaptations unlike Doomsday, but its adaptations are less one-trick-pony like too, not to mention 682 doesn't need to die in order to adapt. There is also the fact that 682 is intelligent while Doomsday is not*. Also fear only makes 682 stronger as opposed to its effect on Doomsday*.

*Doomsday did eventually develop intelligence and along with it the capacity to feel fear. This apparently hampered him and made it so Superman could beat him in a fight (since Doomsday now feared getting hurt and dying) without needing to power up Supes somehow. I believe current comics though (pre-reboot, but after this nonsense with Doomsday) made him a brute again, but found some other way to depower him enough for Superman to be able to fight him. :banghead:

Also I recently found this while spending some time on the SCP wiki. See SCP-682 vs SCP-076. FIGHT I knew I had seen something about those two going at it before, but when I checked the termination log, I couldn't find anything. Apparently if you actually kill 682, reality gets warped to immediately bring it back, incapacitated and severly injured, but its back all the same.
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quantum math manipulating garbage man from Dilbert...
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Alternatly H.P. Lovecraft housecats, dream, dream, dream, what species....
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I concentrate on targeting and destroying the mechanism it uses to adapt to dangers since that the one things it can't ever fundamentally change, making it its one true persistent vulnerability.
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Did they ever try turning SCP-682 into another Dr. Bright?
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I know they tried 294 and that ended up destroying the facility but what would have happened if they put 682 in the same facility and then ask for a liquid that could kill 682 for good. :)

If not then try 242, 244, 280 or 314. :)
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adapt, hmmm, so it can regenerate from almost total destruction, by "adapting" well this isn't too hard. concrete, lots of concrete. doesn't matter, it can't eat if it can't move. try adapting to THAT
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there are things that eat concrete you know. and if not it could excrete sulphur compounds (should have plenty internalized due to that sulphuric acid bath) and rot it's way out.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:adapt, hmmm, so it can regenerate from almost total destruction, by "adapting" well this isn't too hard. concrete, lots of concrete. doesn't matter, it can't eat if it can't move. try adapting to THAT
Good idea, but it doesn't need to eat and can be ridiculously strong sometimes- I'm not sure the concrete would hold it indefinitely. It definitely won't kill the thing.

Though, honestly, it's actually not the worst idea for containment of the beast.
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well there's always using some to reduce it's temprature to 0*Kelvin....
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also note that with proper electromagnetic manipulation one can crush or levetate organic materials
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:well there's always using some to reduce it's temprature to 0*Kelvin....
It can survive having physical constants twiddled, Bear. As far as we can tell, it's not even made of atoms, or at least its survival does not depend on being made of atoms. It can definitely handle something like having all the chemical processes in its body stopped 'until further notice.'
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