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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby Dass.Kapital » 2012-11-16 02:17am

Jaeger:"Aaugh! Lookit DOT!"
Gil:"What!? WHAT is it!?"
Jaeger:"Dey turn my favorite Ground-hyu-own-sausage-bar into a schtupid flower shop!" "Dot iz a crime, dot iz!"
Agatha:"Will you stop DOING that!"

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The fact that the Jaeger is sight seeing as they try and hustle their way through a war zone AND that he's been pointing out changes to the town since he's been away. Doing it enough times with such loud "O.M.G!" moments that even Agatha is annoyed at his antics. :lol:

As for "Whoo! Yah! Ve HUNT!"

That poor clank. It'll never know what's hit it. (Including with/by a screaming major minion.)
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby LaCroix » 2012-11-16 08:36am

Isn't it funny, the baron has given Agatha access to all the technology he has... Either he underestimates her massively, or he wants her to win.
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby ryacko » 2012-11-16 05:26pm

LaCroix wrote:Isn't it funny, the baron has given Agatha access to all the technology he has... Either he underestimates her massively, or he wants her to win.

He doesn't want Lucrezia to win.
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby madd0ct0r » 2012-11-16 05:47pm

for the baron, the empire and stability are the most important. i think.
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby LadyTevar » 2012-11-16 06:06pm

Boys, could you get it for me? :angelic:
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby Bedlam » 2012-11-19 03:22am

Travik sure doesn't look happy with Molock, guess he'd like to be in that position with Agatha :oops:

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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby FaxModem1 » 2012-11-19 05:04am

Looks like he's becoming a prime minion, he's already finding it easy to love his master for the small mercies she shows. :twisted:
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby ryacko » 2012-11-19 08:43pm

Bedlam wrote:Travik sure doesn't look happy with Molock, guess he'd like to be in that position with Agatha :oops:

Maybe Tarvek is finding all this suspicious that the Baron is giving Agatha all the parts she needs?
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby LadyTevar » 2012-11-19 09:31pm

I'm not surprised it's MamaGrivka (sp) who says "Hokay, ve go Shoppink!"
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby LaCroix » 2012-11-20 04:22am

ryacko wrote:
Bedlam wrote:Travik sure doesn't look happy with Molock, guess he'd like to be in that position with Agatha :oops:

Maybe Tarvek is finding all this suspicious that the Baron is giving Agatha all the parts she needs?


Or maybe, just maybe, there is a faint possibility that a man disapproves of another man pressing his cheek into the crotch of said first man's love interest, and has both hands firmly on her bottom while he does so... :roll:
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby LaCroix » 2012-11-21 04:23am

Well girl, you just summed up what it means to be a spark...
A minute's thought suggests that the very idea of this is stupid. A more detailed examination raises the possibility that it might be an answer to the question "how could the Germans win the war after the US gets involved?" - Captain Seafort, in a thread proposing a 1942 'D-Day' in Quiberon Bay

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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby madd0ct0r » 2012-11-21 01:24pm

Othar makes a keen debator
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby Dass.Kapital » 2012-11-23 10:59am

:shock: Egad! The last time she did something like this...Didn't she end up blowing a hole in a mountain!
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby The Yosemite Bear » 2012-11-23 01:51pm

yes, and I hate to think about tides in Girl Genius world, you know they have messed up the moon something fierce...
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby CaptainChewbacca » 2012-11-26 01:38am

Well, it appears they won't be heading to the observation tower after all...
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby FaxModem1 » 2012-11-26 02:22am

That's Spark engineering for you. It gets the job done, and a whole lot more.
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby dragon » 2012-11-26 12:48pm

I love his comment about being surprised
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby Crayz9000 » 2012-11-27 12:44pm

Add "demolition device" to the list of features of Agatha's death ray.
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby Enigma » 2012-11-27 03:33pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Add "demolition device" to the list of features of Agatha's death ray.


No need to. It is pretty much standard in all her inventions. I bet she could build an eyebrow plucker that could also blow up clanks with ease. :)
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby RecklessPrudence » 2012-11-27 06:53pm

Enigma wrote:I bet she could build an eyebrow plucker that could also blow up clanks with ease. :)


Well of course! You never know when you're going to get ambushed - by the creations of a rival Spark, rival sparks themselves, your trainer/protector/giant automated castle, or *ahem* your own creations feeling a bit feisty - and when plucking your eyebrows you're likely not going to have your death ray or powered armour handy - you don't want to be defenseless, do you?
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Re: The Girl Genius Thread

Postby LadyTevar » 2012-11-27 07:32pm

Time for another thread. Thread locked.
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