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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-16 03:17am
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Jaeger:"Aaugh! Lookit DOT!"
Gil:"What!? WHAT is it!?"
Jaeger:"Dey turn my favorite Ground-hyu-own-sausage-bar into a schtupid flower shop!" "Dot iz a crime, dot iz!"
Agatha:"Will you stop DOING that!"

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The fact that the Jaeger is sight seeing as they try and hustle their way through a war zone AND that he's been pointing out changes to the town since he's been away. Doing it enough times with such loud "O.M.G!" moments that even Agatha is annoyed at his antics. :lol:

As for "Whoo! Yah! Ve HUNT!"

That poor clank. It'll never know what's hit it. (Including with/by a screaming major minion.)



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-16 09:36am
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Isn't it funny, the baron has given Agatha access to all the technology he has... Either he underestimates her massively, or he wants her to win.



The Greeks are somewhat undependable allies when it comes to keeping promises. I am sure the fleet of 300 galleys they promised will turn out to be 3 guys in an oversized cooking pot. (Thanas, revealing the plans for German world domination)

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-16 06:26pm
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Isn't it funny, the baron has given Agatha access to all the technology he has... Either he underestimates her massively, or he wants her to win.

He doesn't want Lucrezia to win.



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-16 06:47pm
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for the baron, the empire and stability are the most important. i think.



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-16 07:06pm
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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-19 04:22am
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Travik sure doesn't look happy with Molock, guess he'd like to be in that position with Agatha :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-19 06:04am
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Looks like he's becoming a prime minion, he's already finding it easy to love his master for the small mercies she shows. :twisted:



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-19 09:43pm
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Travik sure doesn't look happy with Molock, guess he'd like to be in that position with Agatha :oops:

Maybe Tarvek is finding all this suspicious that the Baron is giving Agatha all the parts she needs?



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-19 10:31pm
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I'm not surprised it's MamaGrivka (sp) who says "Hokay, ve go Shoppink!"



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-20 05:22am
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ryacko wrote:
Bedlam wrote:
Travik sure doesn't look happy with Molock, guess he'd like to be in that position with Agatha :oops:

Maybe Tarvek is finding all this suspicious that the Baron is giving Agatha all the parts she needs?


Or maybe, just maybe, there is a faint possibility that a man disapproves of another man pressing his cheek into the crotch of said first man's love interest, and has both hands firmly on her bottom while he does so... :roll:



The Greeks are somewhat undependable allies when it comes to keeping promises. I am sure the fleet of 300 galleys they promised will turn out to be 3 guys in an oversized cooking pot. (Thanas, revealing the plans for German world domination)

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-21 05:23am
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Well girl, you just summed up what it means to be a spark...



The Greeks are somewhat undependable allies when it comes to keeping promises. I am sure the fleet of 300 galleys they promised will turn out to be 3 guys in an oversized cooking pot. (Thanas, revealing the plans for German world domination)

I do archery skeet. With a Trebuchet.

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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-21 02:24pm
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Othar makes a keen debator



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-23 11:59am
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:shock: Egad! The last time she did something like this...Didn't she end up blowing a hole in a mountain!



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Agatha Heterodyne built a squadron of flying pigs and an overgunned robot reindeer in a cave! With a box of scraps!


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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-23 02:51pm
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yes, and I hate to think about tides in Girl Genius world, you know they have messed up the moon something fierce...



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-26 02:38am
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Well, it appears they won't be heading to the observation tower after all...



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-26 03:22am
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That's Spark engineering for you. It gets the job done, and a whole lot more.



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-26 01:48pm
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I love his comment about being surprised



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-27 01:44pm
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Add "demolition device" to the list of features of Agatha's death ray.



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-27 04:33pm
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Add "demolition device" to the list of features of Agatha's death ray.


No need to. It is pretty much standard in all her inventions. I bet she could build an eyebrow plucker that could also blow up clanks with ease. :)



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 Post subject: Re: The Girl Genius Thread PostPosted: 2012-11-27 07:53pm
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I bet she could build an eyebrow plucker that could also blow up clanks with ease. :)


Well of course! You never know when you're going to get ambushed - by the creations of a rival Spark, rival sparks themselves, your trainer/protector/giant automated castle, or *ahem* your own creations feeling a bit feisty - and when plucking your eyebrows you're likely not going to have your death ray or powered armour handy - you don't want to be defenseless, do you?



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