OT: The Make a Wish Game!

Strider119 · Post by **Strider119** » 2004-08-26 09:36pm

Ok here is the scenario: Upon cleaning out your decrepit grandmothers attic, you stumble across a dark blue bottle buried deep within a tattered box of antiques. As you pick the bottle up to examine the illegible engravings, you lose you grip and send the glittering decanter tumbling to the floor. Upon impact you hear a deafening explosion as pieces of midnight-blue porcelean go flying everywhere.

You shield your eyes out of reflex, and when you look up again you see large Djinn stading where the bottle made contact with the floor. He informs you with a dagger-toothed grin that you shall recieve 1 wish as your reward for freeing him from his prison. All you have to do is ask him for anything your heart desires and it wll instantl be yours. The only limit to his powers is that you may not ask for more wishes, and you must wish for something. You cannot risk offending this mystical being by refusing his gift.

so as you stand with your hand to your chin, you ponder the new development
.....

the way the game works is that as each poster comes into the thread, they have to think of a way for the Djinn to screw over the previous posters wish. Example: someone asks for eternal life, so the Dinn grants them that then has them convicted to a life sentence in jail. Ya know, that kinda crap.

So after you think of a creative way to destroy the previous posters wish, you then ask for your own wish. and the cycle keeps, ummm cycling. lather rinse repeat.

but try to keep it fun and creative... don't imediately look for a way to beat the system or turn it into some logical paradox. just keep it light it's better that way.

ok i'll start: I wish that I had the ability to shoot laser beams from my eyes on command

now someone screw that wish over and then wish for something yourself

leauge MVP:
strider119

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-08-26 09:38pm

How about something easier?

I wish that every person after my turn that makes a wish on the lamp dies.

Strider119 · Post by **Strider119** » 2004-08-26 09:42pm

eaiser?

I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you.

OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die.

but word gets out to thier family that all of thier deaths are due to your wish. Driven insane with grief, a small mob of SD.net poster's family members storm your house and drag you into the street in the middle of the night.

you proceed to be beaten within an inch of your life before being thrown into a prison to be someone prag for the rest of your life.

...

see how the game works now?

ok, I wish I had the power to fly like superman

fan favorite:
strider119

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-08-26 09:47pm

Strider119 wrote:eaiser?

I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you.

OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die.

No, it doesn't do anything to their wish. They just instantly die when they make it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-08-26 09:49pm

Spanky always knows how to ruin a good time.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-08-26 09:50pm

Yup.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-08-26 09:51pm

[quote="Strider119"]ok, I wish I had the power to fly like superman[this'll be fun.

Stride, Allow me to introduce you to how the HAB deals with flying people not in aircraft.

The Djinn grants you the power to fly, but upon granting said wish you are teleported over a top secret nuke site in the former soviet union. Can you say ZSU?

Okay, Djinn. I wish I had my very own M-60!

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2004-08-26 09:54pm

Thread Starter and the Laser beam...

Either...

You give the 'Command' by closing you eyes, yes blinking counts, and closing your eyes is the command even if you do not really want to.

Or

In making it so that your eyes are no Laser Beams on Command you are blind.

Flying Like Superman...

Thats a Hard one let me think... You can fly like Superman and so like Superman it is on a Planet that is not your own Birth Planet, and so your transported to another Planet with no way home....

As for my Wish, hmm this is difficult let me see... Ahh i wish to be a Mage, much like those from D&D.

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2004-08-26 10:04pm

Chardok wrote:
Okay, Djinn. I wish I had my very own M-60!

You now are the proud owner of a M-60 That is a Motorway the M60 just outside manchester Okay I am not sure where the M60 goes to but hay that dosn't matter... Congratulations you are responsible for it's maintenence of course.

(M60 Manchester Outer Ring Road,)

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-08-26 10:21pm

Skelron wrote:
Chardok wrote:
Okay, Djinn. I wish I had my very own M-60!
You now are the proud owner of a M-60 That is a Motorway the M60 just outside manchester Okay I am not sure where the M60 goes to but hay that dosn't matter... Congratulations you are responsible for it's maintenence of course.

(M60 Manchester Outer Ring Road,)

when you fuck someone's wish, you 'posed ta make one of yer own

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2004-08-26 10:29pm

I did above Chardock I started writing and while I was writing you posted, so I need to fuck your wish up in a second post...

I wished to be Mage as in D&D

Strider119 · Post by **Strider119** » 2004-08-26 10:42pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Strider119 wrote:eaiser?

I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you.

OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die.
No, it doesn't do anything to their wish. They just instantly die when they make it.

That's fine ... you are still responsible for thier death and the family members still throw you in jail and you still become a prag. just take a couple words out of my other post and its all good...

Skelron wrote:As for my Wish, hmm this is difficult let me see... Ahh i wish to be a Mage, much like those from D&D.

Ok the Djinn makes you a mage similar to the ones in Dungeons & Dragons ... with one little problem.

The mystical nature of your abilities results in a sort of "magical radiation" that irradiates from your body. Anyone who comes close to you for more than 5 min dies, and also the ever seeping mana power from your pores has left you disfigured and sterile. It seems that a human frame cannot house such mystical and awesome power, and now that your life span has been severely shortened to about 6 months, you decide to spend your remaining days attempting to harness these random and unpredictable abilities in self imposed exile for fear of hurting innocent people.

you die alone and miserable as you never have a chance to properly control the magic within you

I wish I had a turkey sandwich

better than ever:
strider119

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-08-26 10:58pm

you have one. Unfortunately, your sandwich could more accurately be called a "Turkey and bacteria" sandwich. You get very sick, and spend two hours losing 40 pounds the hard way.

I wish for a completely loyal, real live pet unicorn,

Jessie Stamos · Post by **Jessie Stamos** » 2004-08-26 11:00pm

Strider119 wrote: I wish I had a turkey sandwich

You're allergic to turkey.

I wish for a pair of big floppy breasts of my very own.

Jessie Stamos · Post by **Jessie Stamos** » 2004-08-26 11:01pm

Thirdfain wrote: I wish for a completely loyal, real live pet unicorn,

It is loyal, just not to you.

I still want those floppy tits.

Strider119 · Post by **Strider119** » 2004-08-26 11:10pm

Jessie Stamos wrote:I wish for a pair of big floppy breasts of my very own.

You get a pair of the biggest floppiest boobs ever....

approximately 600 feet wide. And filled with malignant tumors. You die within hours of your wish in horrible pain.

I wish I hit the lotto and won 1 billion dollars

jumpin' jack flash:
strider119

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2004-08-26 11:23pm

Three million other people win the lottery as well, so after taxes, ya'll all get 35 cents.

I wish that I now owned a farm that is and always will be prosperous.(If I mispelled that, think doing good.)

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-08-26 11:26pm

Aye, you do own a fine farm. It's very prosperous, and has many acres.

Unfortunately, it's in Red China, and I think I see a van full of Colletivization Police coming down the road!

I wish I could make any woman I chose fall deeply in love with me.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-08-26 11:35pm

Thirdfain wrote:I wish I could make any woman I chose fall deeply in love with me.

She/They do. Unfortunately they love you so much and don't want you to get any less manly then you already are so she/they kill you.

I wish for omnipotence, with the one exception of doing anything that is logically impossible.

Jessie Stamos · Post by **Jessie Stamos** » 2004-08-26 11:42pm

neoolong wrote: I wish for omnipotence, with the one exception of doing anything that is logically impossible.

You get it, and go insane from the power overload. You end up using the power to re-enact classic episodes of A-Team by animating corpses to play all the parts.

I wish for China.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-08-26 11:49pm

Jessie Stamos wrote:
neoolong wrote: I wish for omnipotence, with the one exception of doing anything that is logically impossible.
You get it, and go insane from the power overload.

Why would I let myself go insane?

You end up using the power to re-enact classic episodes of A-Team by animating corpses to play all the parts.

Which is just badass. I'd do that anyway.

I wish for China.

Which promptly falls on you.

Jessie Stamos · Post by **Jessie Stamos** » 2004-08-26 11:53pm

I'll assume re-enacting A-Team is your wish.

Unfortunately you find that even fake Mr. T's are greater than omnipotent...somehow. You get your ass tossed helluva far.

And I wish to be a Jedi locked in an arena with 100 Redshirt Ensigns.

Strider119 · Post by **Strider119** » 2004-08-26 11:56pm

Jessie Stamos wrote:I'll assume re-enacting A-Team is your wish.

Unfortunately you find that even fake Mr. T's are greater than omnipotent...somehow. You get your ass tossed helluva far.

And I wish to be a Jedi locked in an arena with 100 Redshirt Ensigns.

ok you get jedi powers and you are locked in a room full of ensigns wearing redshirts

unfortunately they are all named superman and silver surfer

yeah, you die helluva quick

I wish I was the greatest basketball player ever

sole survivor
strider119

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-08-26 11:58pm

Youn become the greatest basketball player ever- thanks to a comprehensive diet of hard steroids. You get fouind out right before the Olympics. Shit.

I wish for a bank card which never runs out

Jessie Stamos · Post by **Jessie Stamos** » 2004-08-27 12:01am

Strider119 wrote: I wish I was the greatest basketball player ever

You become him, and the rape case ends up earning him prison time.

I wish for your sister.