Darth Rosenburg vs. Lord Voldermort

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Darth Rosenburg vs. Lord Voldermort

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Both know about the basics of how the other's Magic system works. they get into a fight, who wins? Darth Rosenburg (Willow on black Magic trip from Buffy) or Lord Voldermort (Evil Wizard from Harry Potter)?
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willow easlily
Voldy wont have time to whip out his wand and saya abra kadabra (whhops i mean adava kedavra)
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Given the stuff she did in "Tough Love" and the Season 6 finale, I think Voldemort would have to be pretty damn tough to match her.

Afterwards she could flay Potter.
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The only possible problem I see for Willow would be running out of power in a long fight.
But we are talking about a guy who gets beat by a gradeschool child so, Willow takes out old Voldie quickly.
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I seem to remember that Darth Rosenburg can freeze time. That would make an instant win for her. However, Voldemort can kill people with an unblockable spell. That's an instant win for him. So it will be a quick draw contest.

BTW, Voldemort doesn't need to say anything in order to use his magic.
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Well, I think that every time he used Avada Kadavra he had to yell it's incantation. And Willow has an instant kill spell/effect/whatever. Most people tend to die after being flayed alive... :)
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Darth Rosenberg, in a landslide ... why? Observe;

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Hell she doesn't even need to say it, where as every single time Voldy has gone for the killing curse he has.
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And I would just like to add that this was a really absurd thread, since quite clearly Voldemort doesn't have the midichlorian count to stop her :lol:
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Now you've gotten the franchises mixed up.
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Nope. In Order of the Phoenix, he lobs instant kill green shit at Dumbledore and Harry.
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hmmm... killing muggles and trying to lord over the wizarding world vs. just destroying Earth?

I guess it will be a pretty one-sided thing, considering Willow works from Sunnydale and Voldemort's still trapped in England...
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Now you've gotten the franchises mixed up.
It's a paraphrase from the third last episode of Season 6, Jonathan and Andrew were being protected at the Magic Box by the scoobies, and Jonathan turns around and says; 'Face it, Darth Rosenberg is coming to kill us and none of you have the midichlorian count to stop her!' That's where the term Darth Rosenberg comes from.
Yogi wrote:Nope. In Order of the Phoenix, he lobs instant kill green shit at Dumbledore and Harry.
Wrong with the latter, and as for Dumbledore, they were in the middle of a battle scene and since Voldemort has to say the killing curse all the other times, a more reasonable explanation would be that Rowling just didn't add the dialogue in order for the story to flow. Although if you just argue that he didn't say it, ergo he doesn't have to, that might be plausible but it goes against every single other occurance when he has used it.
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Crown wrote:It's a paraphrase from the third last episode of Season 6, Jonathan and Andrew were being protected at the Magic Box by the scoobies, and Jonathan turns around and says; 'Face it, Darth Rosenberg is coming to kill us and none of you have the midichlorian count to stop her!' That's where the term Darth Rosenberg comes from.
Actually it was "You saw her -- she's a truck-driving magic mama! And we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa-burgers, and not one of you bunch has the midiclorians to stop her." It was also Andrew who said it, sorry to be a quote Nazi, I'mjust in one of those moods right now.

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Are you sure it wasn't Jonathan? :wtf: Oh well, it's been a while since I saw it last.
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Post by Majin Gojira »

Yep It's Andrew, and it's the second to last ep. in season 6.

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