What can reliably kill wolverine?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2007-03-13 04:00pm

I'm reading a Marvel Knights Punny Wolverine cross over, and Wolverine takes a crossbow through the head, and five minutes later is walking around; likewise, he gets elventy billion bullets pumped into him from automatic weapons, and is moving minutes later.

I know that burning all the flesh from his body works, or electrocuting him works, but are there any other methods?

TheDarkling · Post by **TheDarkling** » 2007-03-13 04:01pm

MKSheppard wrote: I know that burning all the flesh from his body works,

Not any more, nitro burnt him down to his Skeleton and he was up and about a few minutes later.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2007-03-13 04:01pm

Removing his head and keeping it far enough away from his body for long enough apparently does the trick.

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2007-03-13 04:16pm

But oddly enough ripping him in half ala Ultimate Hulk vs. Wolverine is not enough trauma for Logan to recover from.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2007-03-13 04:42pm

TheDarkling wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: I know that burning all the flesh from his body works,
Not any more, nitro burnt him down to his Skeleton and he was up and about a few minutes later.

That should be stricken from the record. FOREVER.

Goddamn how retarded.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2007-03-13 04:52pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
TheDarkling wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: I know that burning all the flesh from his body works,
Not any more, nitro burnt him down to his Skeleton and he was up and about a few minutes later.
That should be stricken from the record. FOREVER.

Goddamn how retarded.

Yeah, I was livid when I found out about that.

God damn...

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2007-03-13 04:52pm

I'm sure if Supes was inclined he'd reduce Wolvie into charcoal, he'd be a gonner.

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2007-03-13 05:06pm

From the Nitro example, fully wanked Wolverine can now regenerate from a small collection of cells, possibly from one single cell, reminds me of when his healing factor was cosmically charged in one of the Annuals, I guess he no longer needs the crystal after having the adamantium taken out, put back in, replaced with butter, melted down and stuffed with crab cakes, vacuum pumped out and filled with sawdust and finally being replaced with super duper adamantium

OF DOOOOOOOOOOM!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-03-13 05:22pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
TheDarkling wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: I know that burning all the flesh from his body works,
Not any more, nitro burnt him down to his Skeleton and he was up and about a few minutes later.
That should be stricken from the record. FOREVER.

Goddamn how retarded.

He flew through a frakking star with Phoenix and had all the flesh burned off his body too. Then regenerated from it.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2007-03-13 06:31pm

TheDarkling wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: I know that burning all the flesh from his body works,
Not any more, nitro burnt him down to his Skeleton and he was up and about a few minutes later.

I rolled my eyes when I heard about that too. Do these comic writers even THINK about the implications when they endlessly wank up their characters over the years?

How is Wolverine EVER going to be put in a life or death situation again? What can someone like Sabretooth do to him? Give him some nasty cuts? Rip his internal organs out? That's not enough anymore.

I heard that in some recent issues of Wolverine, they actually made the wank of regenerating from his skeleton (brain and everything else destroyed) a plot point. Some kind of "explanation" as to where Wolverine's "soul" goes when his brain is fried to a crisp. Is there anybody who has read this crap, and can explain it for me?

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-03-13 06:41pm

Yeah, I'd say 'absolutely nothing'. Wolverine's healing power - like Punisher's badassedness - only hits limits when an author says so. There is no real way of predicting what that will be.

Also I hear Wolverine is a ninja. I heard about that plot, and I think it's *worse*. Healing is a part of Wolverine that got worse - what genius said 'yeah and he's also a ninja now lol'?

frogcurry · Post by **frogcurry** » 2007-03-13 06:42pm

After thinking about this at work one day, and debating with a friend by email, we concluded that dumping him into a pot of molten metal, giving the metal a good stir, then cooling the metal right down fast to solidify it very quickly was the best idea.

Sure he can maybe regenerate from his bones (Which I guess would survive intact) - but can he regenerate when his bones are encased in ~ 100 tonnes of solid iron?

TheDarkling · Post by **TheDarkling** » 2007-03-13 06:52pm

Jim Raynor wrote:
Is there anybody who has read this crap, and can explain it for me?

I read it but I can't explain it to you.

Something about him fighting a battle in the afterlife.

As for how he can be threatened Wolverine Origins recently introduced a sword that can kill him (because it's so sharp or something stupid like that) and some chemical that retards his healing factor substantially.

Manus Celer Dei · Post by **Manus Celer Dei** » 2007-03-13 07:05pm

In Not Dead Yet it was stated that a high-velocity adamantium bullet fired into his skull would have killed him, but that was way back before his healing factor reached ludicrous levels.

TheDarkling wrote:
Jim Raynor wrote:
Is there anybody who has read this crap, and can explain it for me?
I read it but I can't explain it to you.

Something about him fighting a battle in the afterlife.

His soul goes to limbo while his body regenerates and he fights some guy he killed, can't remember the name. Laezer or something. If Wolverine loses, he dies for good and get's to go heaven. If he wins, he gets sent back to his body once it's healed up.

Seriously.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2007-03-13 07:13pm

TheDarkling wrote:As for how he can be threatened Wolverine Origins recently introduced a sword that can kill him (because it's so sharp or something stupid like that) and some chemical that retards his healing factor substantially.

So basically Wolverine can now only be taken down for good by his own personal Kryptonite?

Manus Celer Dei wrote:His soul goes to limbo while his body regenerates and he fights some guy he killed, can't remember the name. Laezer or something. If Wolverine loses, he dies for good and get's to go heaven. If he wins, he gets sent back to his body once it's healed up.

Seriously.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2007-03-13 07:17pm

A reliable way to kill Wolverine?

Launch him into the center of the Sun!

Lord Insanity · Post by **Lord Insanity** » 2007-03-13 07:29pm

Majin Gojira wrote:A reliable way to kill Wolverine?

Launch him into the center of the Sun!

Um...

General Zod wrote:He flew through a frakking star with Phoenix and had all the flesh burned off his body too. Then regenerated from it.

The Cooler King · Post by **The Cooler King** » 2007-03-13 07:30pm

There's always the simple ways. Logan still needs to breathe, even if his lung capacity is greatly enhanced. Drowning or asphyxiating him should suffice (of course, given how they've wanked him lately, even THOSE may not work).

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-03-13 07:34pm

Problem is he can regenerate from being dead. He can regenerate from being BONES. This is why taking it from 'healing factor' (a term I despise) to 'oh yeah he just GROWS IT BACK' was a terrible idea.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2007-03-13 07:35pm

Nuclear bomb dropped on him?

In Days of Future Past he was killed by a sentinel that hit him with some beam weapon that left a smoking adamantium skeleton.

GuppyShark · Post by **GuppyShark** » 2007-03-13 07:45pm

Bah, just toss/teleport him into space. Even if he's not dead, he's not achieving much either.

Xon · Post by **Xon** » 2007-03-13 07:57pm

Lord Insanity wrote:
Majin Gojira wrote:A reliable way to kill Wolverine?

Launch him into the center of the Sun!
Um...

General Zod wrote:He flew through a frakking star with Phoenix and had all the flesh burned off his body too. Then regenerated from it.

Majin Gojira statement had the implicit and leave him there on the end of it. He sure as fuck isnt going to be climbing out of the Sun's gravity well unassisted.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2007-03-13 08:01pm

Lord Insanity wrote:
Majin Gojira wrote:A reliable way to kill Wolverine?

Launch him into the center of the Sun!
Um...

General Zod wrote:He flew through a frakking star with Phoenix and had all the flesh burned off his body too. Then regenerated from it.

Yeah, but flying through a star and falling to the core of the star are different things. He would need some retarded invincibility against the constant vast bombardment of energy and pressure.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2007-03-13 08:07pm

Drop him into a black hole. I doubt being turned into a thin stream of degenerate subatomic matter is something he could easily bounce back from.

Lord Insanity · Post by **Lord Insanity** » 2007-03-13 08:11pm

Xon wrote: Majin Gojira statement had the implicit and leave him there on the end of it. He sure as fuck isnt going to be climbing out of the Sun's gravity well unassisted.

For some dumbass reason I was picturing him flying back out the other side. Narf.

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