Archinist wrote:Okay, you also have to remember that breaking a window with just a hammer is very hard work, and doing this hard work will cause to require more oxygen, which will massively decrease your time to escape.
Exactly how tough do you think a glass window is? Glass
shatters.
Also, online 911 calls would probably be much slower than normal phone calls, not to mention that even a standard phone call to 911 would probably take the EMS guys at least 15 minutes to arrive and 5 minutes to breach. So that's 20 minutes, I doubt you would last more than 5 minutes in the shed.
ALL 911 calls are taken dead seriously and EMS arrives as fast as humanly possible. That is why it is illegal to call them when you don't need them. And if you have accurately represented the problem to them, it will not take them five minutes to break into a garage. They will come ready, and competent men who know what the heck they're doing, with useful tools, will make short work of any garage door.
However, I have another scenario, a much more fantasy-oriented scenario this time. It takes place in the fictional Until Dawn (videogame) snowy mountains, but different.
Uhoh.
The year is in the extremely distant and unlikely future of 2017, and you are hanging out with all 35 of your exceedingly wealthy friends and are heading to the snowy mountains which are the main setting in Until Dawn. However, you are not on a bus or a car, like the video game. Chad, your best mate, the one who organized the entire outing had brought along a new toy that he bought fresh from the local air force base for hundreds of millions of $, his very own MH-53J Pave Low, one of the most capable helicopters that had ever graced the U.S. air force!
Military hardware is not for sale. They would not sell the ammunition.
it would have been much better for you to just say "you are flying to the area in a fully armed attack helicopter" and NOT SAY why, rather than coming up with a stupid thing that requires the Air Force to be stupid and sell an attack helicopter to a bunch of random chavs.
Honestly, people with billions of dollars to play with who could conceivably buy their own attack helicopters IF they were to sale... Not only do they not act like random chavs, but they don't have friends who act like random chavs. Because such friends are a liability. They get you in trouble. They could get you hurt. People smart enough to pile up that much money are not also stupid enough to associate with idiot chavs who fire machine guns at the wilderness for no reason.
The helicopter is not even demilitarized at all, and it still has full access to it's weaponry and a full stock of on-board ammunition. Occasionally, one of the more careless mates would fire a random burst of minigun fire on the abandoned forest down below, just for fun. Chad had also recently outfitted the helicopter with a massively powerful stereo system, which is so loud you forget you're even in a helicopter.
Helicopter engines are loud enough to make you deaf if you don't wear hearing protection. A stereo loud enough to drown out the engine will make us extra deaf. We will remember that everyone is now extra deaf because of the stupidity of the stereo system.
Also, randomly firing weapons into the forest negligently is illegal and if anyone finds out people are going to jail. Also it may attract the Air Force's attention in which case we will be eating missile soon.
So, your are almost there, only 10 minutes left before the Pave Low hits the ground, the music is blaring so loud that everything seems to be absolutely still, there are dozens of heavy boxes everywhere as cargo for the trip, some of the mates are walking around aimlessly, yelling things and throwing bottles around and out. The pilot, Ben is slightly tipsy and the Pave Low slowly swerves to and fro.
The helicopter pilot has been drinking? That is also illegal. I would not ride in a helicopter whose pilot has been drinking. I would also not ride in a helicopter with people who are drunk and playing with explosives. Ammunition is a kind of explosives.
Anyway, you and the mates eventually haul most of the cargo out to the mountain home, they throw a great party, everyone has a great time, and later on you retreat to bed, but suddenly you hear Chad talking in loud, but trying-to-be-quiet voice, to the guards over a radio. You can hear hurried whispers over the radio, running sounds, yelling and what sounds like gunfire. You barely hear Chad saying something about a "critical danger" and something about the mountains before you pass out on your bed. However, when you awaken, something is a bit odd, you can feel it.
Since I am extra deaf, I do not hear any of this, and I do not wake up, nor do any of us, unless one of the guards shakes Chad awake and uses sign language or waves a letter in his face or something.
The scenario is now too stupid, and I have lost interest.