OT: The Make a Wish Game!

[Enigma]

I wish for a pet giant land octopus.

Ultros the octopus (for he turns out to be your "pet" octopus) dumps his massive debt from the Coliseum on you and runs. Unable to pay the millions of gil to pay off the debt, you are forced to work all day and night at minimum wage at the Coliseum in Ultros' place. For the next several centuries.

I wish my marching band could do that classic video game music show that Nintendo wouldn't give us permission to do.

You get your wish but Nintendo sues and leaves you penniless.

I wish to set the Djinni free and the bottle destroyed.

[Mr Bean]

I wish my marching band could do that classic video game music show that Nintendo wouldn't give us permission to do.

Your marching band is givin permissions as it suddenly turns out, all of them are sons/daughters of Nintendo exectives
Except of course you as your cut due to lack of Nintendo background

I wish that I had the ability to see anywhere from one second to twenty four hours into the future, hours and seconds being defined as the United States Govermental of the planet Earth in the Sol system's standard as of August 26th in the year 2004 as per the Gregorian Calander. And that this ability become inante and be passed onto any of my possible desendants. And such said ability shall be called opon at will an unlimited number of times per day by closing my(My being defined as the users eyes not my as in the afformentioned party of I(So it works for desendants as well and they don't have to dig up dads corpse and close its eyes) and mentaly specificing the time and length of future history that the users sees. And that no more than three seconds shall elapse while viewing the future(So that one can act on the future quickley) And such if that future is found not to be set then the most probable future will be observed.

[Mr Bean]

I wish to set the Djinni free and the bottle destroyed.

Angrey because the Djinni was already free the Djinni swipes your TV as compesation

[Enigma]

I wish my marching band could do that classic video game music show that Nintendo wouldn't give us permission to do.

Your marching band is givin permissions as it suddenly turns out, all of them are sons/daughters of Nintendo exectives
Except of course you as your cut due to lack of Nintendo background

I wish that I had the ability to see anywhere from one second to twenty four hours into the future, hours and seconds being defined as the United States Govermental of the planet Earth in the Sol system's standard as of August 26th in the year 2004 as per the Gregorian Calander. And that this ability become inante and be passed onto any of my possible desendants. And such said ability shall be called opon at will an unlimited number of times per day by closing my(My being defined as the users eyes not my as in the afformentioned party of I(So it works for desendants as well and they don't have to dig up dads corpse and close its eyes) and mentaly specificing the time and length of future history that the users sees. And that no more than three seconds shall elapse while viewing the future(So that one can act on the future quickley) And such if that future is found not to be set then the most probable future will be observed.

The moment you get your wish, you didn't notice a train speeding towards you until it was too late.

I wish to be able to screw any woman I want.

[Jessie Stamos]

I wish to be able to screw any woman I want.

You get your wish, but become gay.


I wish for socks that can never get lost in the laundry.

[18-Till-I-Die]

I wish for everyone on earth to have invincibility so no one could hurt or kill anyone ever again or get ill ever again but to keep the balance of nature people still age as normal and eventually die as normal just not from injury or illness and no one can hurt anyone ever again.

Doesnt that make you feel warm inside. I feel like a CareBear.

[Thirdfain]

It turns out that without competition and violence, humans become complacent and stupid. You've doomed the race to a slow decline, and a sad devolution back to subsentient creatures.

I wish for perfect grades for the rest of my college career.

[Darksider]

I wish for everyone on earth to have invincibility so no one could hurt or kill anyone ever again or get ill ever again but to keep the balance of nature people still age as normal and eventually die as normal just not from injury or illness and no one can hurt anyone ever again.

Doesnt that make you feel warm inside. I feel like a CareBear.

The Djinn overhears a Rabid Feminist (Or bible thumper) protest and gets the idea that sex is a "Harmfull act".

Congrats, you get to spend the rest of your life not getting any, and because of the "No hurtfull Stuff" rule, you can't bitch to anyone about it either, so you slowly go nuts from lack of sex.

I wish for 1.3 billion in cash.

[Darksider]

I wish for perfect grades for the rest of my college career.

The Djinn forces you to cheat on all your tests and exams, you get found out and end up spending the rest of your life flipping burgers at Mcdonalds.

[Lord of the Farce]

I wish for everyone on earth to have invincibility so no one could hurt or kill anyone ever again or get ill ever again but to keep the balance of nature people still age as normal and eventually die as normal just not from injury or illness and no one can hurt anyone ever again.

Unfortunately, because now all the cells of human bodies has become invincible, it has become impossible for sperms to penetrate egg cells to create human embryos, thus the human race has entered an evolutionary dead-end. Congratulations!

I wish for perfect grades for the rest of my college career.

What Darksider said.

I wish for 1.3 billion in cash.

You get that cash. Unfortunately, that cash was stolen from the government, and they want it back. Badly.

My Wish: I wish that I will from this moment on I can do whatever I want from the beginning of time to the end without any consequences to me.

[Darksider]

My Wish: I wish that I will from this moment on I can do whatever I want from the beginning of time to the end without any consequences to me.

The Djinn gives you the ability to do whatever you want, just by thinking it.

HOWEVER, once you think about an action, you must go through with it, so when you have a stray thought about the end of the universe, you inadvertently trigger the big crunch.

[sketerpot]

*a bunch of stuff that couldn't be called a wish

I assume that you wish you had the ability to think up a wish.

You think up a wish, but then you think of another that you like more. This process repeats infinitely, looping around once you forget old wishes, and your brain explodes, spewing little brain-bits everywhere. You might think about how implausible this is since you have a boredom instinct to prevent this sort of thing, but it's hard to think with your neurons coating the walls.

I wish that printers would work, rather than being pieces of plannedly-obsolete crap that cost less than their own ink cartriges.

[DocHorror]

I wish that printers would work, rather than being pieces of plannedly-obsolete crap that cost less than their own ink cartriges.

The Djinn makes your printer work, so well in fact you die under a mountain of printed off A4 porn.

[DocHorror]

Oh and i wish for an immense library.

[Chardok]

Oh and i wish for an immense library.

The djinn conjures up the library of congree on the spot where you are standing. Oops. That was heavy wasn't it? *splat*

I wish I had an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on my back! Switch me on, Egon!!!

[sketerpot]

The Djinn makes your printer work, so well in fact you die under a mountain of printed off A4 porn.

Sweet! I get the USA converting to metric for free! As it is, we don't have a lot of good square-root-of-two-based paper here.

Oh and i wish for an immense library.

The library is 10,000 tonnes, and it materializes right above your house at 2.99000000e8 m/s, slamming into the ground with about 3.03e24 J of energy. This is more than the calculated amount needed for a BDZ of the earth. Fortunately, Chardok resets the scenario just as I was writing this post, so the damage is limited to the library falling on your head. Isn't that a big relief?

[DocHorror]

I wish I had an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on my back! Switch me on, Egon!!!

The feds get you for not having a license.

I wish for the best jar of marmalade in the world.

[Chardok]

I wish I had an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on my back! Switch me on, Egon!!!

The feds get you for not having a license.

I wish for the best jar of marmalade in the world.

Ahh, yes, marmalade. It turns out that the best jar of marmalade in the world was canned back in 1804. and you are now the proud owner of a jar of festering, green, botulism-infested ooze. In fact, it's so septic that merely being the same room with this garbage sends you into shock and you die from multiple infections of every orafice in your body.

I wish I were in a 200X200 vault of ten feet thick walls of solid steel, with a huge door in one side made of steel as well, that only I know how to unlock, using a code which is tattooed on my arm and ten tons of solid gold bars would appear in front of me, 50 feet in front of me in fact, and it must appear on the ground, not attached to it, and the vault must be placed on the ground as well. inside this vault will be a locker filled with enough food and water to last me 30 days and magical electricity provides for the operation of the lights and refridgerator.

[Darksider]

I wish I were in a 200X200 vault of ten feet thick walls of solid steel, with a huge door in one side made of steel as well, that only I know how to unlock, using a code which is tattooed on my arm and ten tons of solid gold bars would appear in front of me, 50 feet in front of me in fact, and it must appear on the ground, not attached to it, and the vault must be placed on the ground as well. inside this vault will be a locker filled with enough food and water to last me 30 days and magical electricity provides for the operation of the lights and refridgerator.

You only know how to unlock the vault, not lock it in the first place.


Someone walks in the front door, kills you, and takes your gold and your food.

[Darksider]

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I wish I had my own green lantern power ring, and the ability to use it.

[Enigma]

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I wish I had my own green lantern power ring, and the ability to use it.

Unfortunately it has a weakness to colour.... every colour, rendering the ring useless.


I wish to have unlimited amounts of money in my bank account.

[Darksider]

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I wish I had my own green lantern power ring, and the ability to use it.

Unfortunately it has a weakness to colour.... every colour, rendering the ring useless.


I wish to have unlimited amounts of money in my bank account.

You go out and buy a big house, fancy car, and lots of other stuff on credit, but the bank you have an account with goes under, leaving you with only 200,000$ in insurance to pay off millions of dollars worth of credit.

Your family is broke for the next several centuries as they try and work off the massive debt you've accumulated.

I wish for a GL power ring that I can use, and with a weakness to no color whatsoever.

[Mark S]

Presuming you meant cold fusion, the oil conglomerates band together to kill you and everyone related to you, before producing a forged will that gives them ownership of your property after your demise.

I knew that was going to happen.

[Enigma]

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I wish I had my own green lantern power ring, and the ability to use it.

Unfortunately it has a weakness to colour.... every colour, rendering the ring useless.


I wish to have unlimited amounts of money in my bank account.

You go out and buy a big house, fancy car, and lots of other stuff on credit, but the bank you have an account with goes under, leaving you with only 200,000$ in insurance to pay off millions of dollars worth of credit.

Your family is broke for the next several centuries as they try and work off the massive debt you've accumulated.

I wish for a GL power ring that I can use, and with a weakness to no color whatsoever.

You get that ring but it has a battery life of two micro-seconds.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

[Darksider]

I wish I had a lightsaber.

Due to your lack of force powers, you cannot properly control the saber.

You end up chopping off your own head.



I wish for a power ring under my control, with immunity to every color, and unlimited battery life.