But it turns our Iraqi Dinars aren't worth much anymore.Thirdfain wrote: I wish for a bank card which never runs out
OT: The Make a Wish Game!
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You receive china, a full set of it. It's all in an ugly pattern neither you nor anyone else likes, you can't get rid of it and you're compelled to use it at every meal.
I wish I could summon a second body at will, which I can control simultaneously with my own, so I would have two bodies with one mind for both.
I wish I could summon a second body at will, which I can control simultaneously with my own, so I would have two bodies with one mind for both.
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Unfortunately, that one mind is split between two bodies. The result? Twin vegetables.CDiehl wrote:I wish I could summon a second body at will, which I can control simultaneously with my own, so I would have two bodies with one mind for both.
I wish for tickets to the next Superbowl.
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Despite your best attempts at blocking the feeling, your two selves fall madly in love with each other and you cannot stop having mad sex with yourselves.CDiehl wrote: I wish I could summon a second body at will, which I can control simultaneously with my own, so I would have two bodies with one mind for both.
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Jessie Stamos has to attend said game with the Garden Gnome from Travelocity.
I wish for Traci Bingham to fuck me like there's no tomorrow.
I wish for Traci Bingham to fuck me like there's no tomorrow.
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And sure enough, THERE IS NO TOMORROW.Cal Wright wrote:Jessie Stamos has to attend said game with the Garden Gnome from Travelocity.
I wish for Traci Bingham to fuck me like there's no tomorrow.
I wish that I make a great scientific discovery that improves the lives of billions of people and gets me a Nobel Prize.
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SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
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You discover, via personal experience, what it's like to die via spontaneously transforming into equal parts matter and antimatter. The nobel prize is posthumous.Mayabird wrote:And sure enough, THERE IS NO TOMORROW.Cal Wright wrote:Jessie Stamos has to attend said game with the Garden Gnome from Travelocity.
I wish for Traci Bingham to fuck me like there's no tomorrow.
I wish that I make a great scientific discovery that improves the lives of billions of people and gets me a Nobel Prize.
I wish to die peacefully after a well-lived life.
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I thought Nobel Prizes weren't posthumous.SirNitram wrote:You discover, via personal experience, what it's like to die via spontaneously transforming into equal parts matter and antimatter. The nobel prize is posthumous.Mayabird wrote:
And sure enough, THERE IS NO TOMORROW.
I wish that I make a great scientific discovery that improves the lives of billions of people and gets me a Nobel Prize.
I wish to die peacefully after a well-lived life.
Well then...you discover that there IS a hell, and God was REALLY pissed at you, and you must spend an eternity tormented by trolls, unable to respond and always suffering from their stupidity.
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SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
Oh yeah, a wish and such.
I wish that I had a brand new clarinet and a box of reeds.
I wish that I had a brand new clarinet and a box of reeds.
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SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
Uh, I don't think you can get the nobel prize posthumously. Unless the changed the rules recently.SirNitram wrote:You discover, via personal experience, what it's like to die via spontaneously transforming into equal parts matter and antimatter. The nobel prize is posthumous.
I wish to die peacefully after a well-lived life.
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Vanilla does become as good as chocolate only no one cares because the world feels that mint is better. Both chocolate and vanilla flavours are discontinued.Jessie Stamos wrote:I wish vanilla was as good as chocolate.
I wish all Djinn were bound to obey my every command.
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It's always the quiet ones.
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Your wish turns out fine, until you utter the words "Fuck me" in response to something you see. The largest Djinn on human gangbang in the history of the universe ensues, and since your mouth is constantly full, you can't issue any more commands. The rest of your natural lifespan is spent choking on rancid Djinn choad, as they don't have permission to tke a shower and clean off their ball-cheese. If you had them grant you immortality prior to this, well, eternity is kind of going to suck for ya.Mark S wrote:Vanilla does become as good as chocolate only no one cares because the world feels that mint is better. Both chocolate and vanilla flavours are discontinued.Jessie Stamos wrote:I wish vanilla was as good as chocolate.
I wish all Djinn were bound to obey my every command.
My wish. I wish for unrepentant stupidity to be cause for instant mystical decapitation.
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Well that's an awfully stupid thing to waste a wish on, eh? Your head pops right off.consequences wrote:My wish. I wish for unrepentant stupidity to be cause for instant mystical decapitation.
I wish for a Star Destroyer, with a full compliment of shuttles, fighters and ground vehicles, as well a unquestionably loyal and competent crew under my command.
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Unfortunately the SD, shuttles and ground vehicles are made of cardboard and the crew is also unquestionably a bunch of drooling morons that can't tie their shoes.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I wish for a Star Destroyer, with a full compliment of shuttles, fighters and ground vehicles, as well a unquestionably loyal and competent crew under my command.
I wish I was the sole inventor of a working cold fussion generator, with all patent rights.
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Presuming you meant cold fusion, the oil conglomerates band together to kill you and everyone related to you, before producing a forged will that gives them ownership of your property after your demise.
I wish that a giant asteroid hit the backside of the moon, knocking it out of orbit into the Earth, causing it to spiral into the sun, with there not being a darned thing anyone can do to prevent it.
Congratulations you now have a patent for cold fussion, the ability to combine whiny bitching into a potent bitchfest mechanically. You earn no money from this, and die a penniless old man.Mark S wrote:Unfortunately the SD, shuttles and ground vehicles are made of cardboard and the crew is also unquestionably a bunch of drooling morons that can't tie their shoes.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I wish for a Star Destroyer, with a full compliment of shuttles, fighters and ground vehicles, as well a unquestionably loyal and competent crew under my command.
I wish I was the sole inventor of a working cold fussion generator, with all patent rights.
Presuming you meant cold fusion, the oil conglomerates band together to kill you and everyone related to you, before producing a forged will that gives them ownership of your property after your demise.
I wish that a giant asteroid hit the backside of the moon, knocking it out of orbit into the Earth, causing it to spiral into the sun, with there not being a darned thing anyone can do to prevent it.
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With an evil laugh, the entity before you snaps its fingers, and you are crushed as flat as a piece of paper - specifically, you become a replica of pages 317 and 318 of the Dungeons and Dragons players handbook, with the statistics of a first level mage written on it. Due to irony, he gives you a "ring of three wishes." Magically, you remain mentally yourself throughout this time.Skelron wrote:As for my Wish, hmm this is difficult let me see... Ahh i wish to be a Mage, much like those from D&D.
Alas, the Djinn tells everyone it was you, and before everyone else dies, you are subjected to the cruellest tortures a doomed society can do to you as the asteroid coasts toward the moon...Last poster wrote:I wish that a giant asteroid hit the backside of the moon, knocking it out of orbit into the Earth, causing it to spiral into the sun, with there not being a darned thing anyone can do to prevent it.
I wish the Djinn out of existance...
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I was I was a Yngir specifically the deciever and have all powers and abilities he has... As well as having no guilt.
In honour of the last poster...
I was I was a Yngir specifically the deciever and have all powers and abilities he has... As well as having no guilt.
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It happens. You survive through an unconstitutionally unlikely chain of events, and find yourself in a tiny space capsule, with no food and no one to talk to. The good news is, you go insane a couple hours before you die of thirst.I wish that a giant asteroid hit the backside of the moon, knocking it out of orbit into the Earth, causing it to spiral into the sun, with there not being a darned thing anyone can do to prevent it.
I wish I could speak fluent French ANd English!
You go around bragging that you can speak fluent English and French and do so, pissing off both French speakers and English speakers. One day, they gang up and knock you out, then mail you to an out-of-the-way jungle in Papua New Guinea where only tribal languages are spoken, and your linguistic skills avail you not.Thirdfain wrote: I wish I could speak fluent French ANd English!
I wish I was telekinetic.
Quoth the little creampuff guy in Rejected:"This is fun!"
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SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
You discover Hidebinder's Third Law of Telekinesis: for every telekinetic action there is a much greater and randomly-directed reaction. You knock the earth into the sun while trying to pour yourself some orange juice by levitating the pitcher. You naturally try to stop your fall into the sun by using your shiny new telekinetic powers, flinging you out into space (and royally screwing over Jupiter, but nobody cares about it). It seems that in the heat of the moment, you forgot to do anything about the earth's atmosphere, and your hastily contrived plans for dealing with explosive decompression flee from your mind as you experience it. This is why telekinesis is not common: those who get it don't keep it long.Mayabird wrote:I wish I was telekinetic.
I wish for a pet giant land octopus.
Ultros the octopus (for he turns out to be your "pet" octopus) dumps his massive debt from the Coliseum on you and runs. Unable to pay the millions of gil to pay off the debt, you are forced to work all day and night at minimum wage at the Coliseum in Ultros' place. For the next several centuries.sketerpot wrote: I wish for a pet giant land octopus.
I wish my marching band could do that classic video game music show that Nintendo wouldn't give us permission to do.
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SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.