Tolkien Crackpot Theories & Tolkien Sarcasm

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Tolkien Crackpot Theories & Tolkien Sarcasm

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http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/theories.htm

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Hilarious! :lol:

Make sure to read the synopsis... :D
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

I actually like this theory about LOTR being a sci-fi tale told as a fantasy analogy.

Next time I'm reading the books, I'd interpretate them as a similar way... for example, the Orcs and Goblins being aliens, the Balrog a powerful robotic sentinel, Elves being genetically and cybernetically enhanced humans, The Shire, Rohan, Mordor and Gondor actually being different planets (or solar systems) and so on...
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