Power Rangers Vs X-men

Hades · Post by **Hades** » 2003-07-29 09:06am

I dont actually have any opinions on this. It just seemed like a funny idea.
and i thought you might have opinions on it.... so opinion away

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-29 03:10pm

X-men take it in five minutes flat

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-29 03:17pm

Hmmm.....

X-men. As soon as the powerless rangers see Wolverine they'll shit their pants in terror. And once some one actually hurts them they'll just run and cry like little girls.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-29 03:18pm

Stormbringer wrote:Hmmm.....

X-men. As soon as the powerless rangers see Wolverine they'll shit their pants in terror. And once some one actually hurts them they'll just run and cry like little girls.

You must have read my mind.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-29 03:50pm

Power Rangers Vs Magneto would be even more gruesome.

McNum · Post by **McNum** » 2003-07-29 05:24pm

If the Rangers get their Zords it might be 10 to 15 minutes depending on which Zords they get. But still... The Zords look like they're made of plastic and have electric wiring worse than the exploding consoles in Star Trek.

The X-Men takes this one.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-29 05:53pm

GO GO POWER RANGERS!

The Rangers take this easily. OK, so the battle starts off with Gambit throwing a few cards at the Rangers. Each one is hit in the chest, and sparks go flying off their armor as they twirl to the ground. Then they leap back to their feat and get in hand to hand combat with Wolverine and Beast. They all trade blows for awhile and somehow the Rangers defeat Wolvie and Beast. Wolverine then disappears into a plot hole and Beast yells something incomprehensible. Professor X then casts some fucked-up spell or some shit at Beast which causes him to grow to 20 times his size. So then the Rangers are like, "Oh no!" as Beast begans destroying the city they're in ('cuz they're always in a city). So then the Rangers get their fucked up animal-vehicle-things and start battling super-Beast. They get owned and so they combine their thingies into that super-mecha-thingie and pull this huge sword out of their collective asses. Then they kill Beast, who shrinks down to his original size. Then everythings fine and they discuss the events in a cafe the next day.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-29 05:54pm

Fuck, no edit. Meant to add this on at the end:

NOTE: Post may or may not contain sarcasm.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-29 09:30pm

If the Rangers somehow call their mechs in time...........they'll still be fighting uphill.

lux · Post by **lux** » 2003-07-30 03:41am

JediNeophyte is right about everything. They should make a comic about that, or a TV show! I'm excited.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-07-30 04:50am

hmm Power angers versus Onslaught

The Drunkard Kid · Post by **The Drunkard Kid** » 2003-07-30 03:43pm

Er, which season of Power Rangers. From what I hear, some of their teams are capable of shape shifting, running at light speed, becoming giant sized, shooting energy blasts, and the Zio Rangers are outright indestructable...

The Drunkard Kid · Post by **The Drunkard Kid** » 2003-07-30 03:44pm

Also, which roster of X-Men, and from what period in their history?

Hades · Post by **Hades** » 2003-07-31 09:00am

The Drunkard Kid wrote:Er, which season of Power Rangers. From what I hear, some of their teams are capable of shape shifting, running at light speed, becoming giant sized, shooting energy blasts, and the Zio Rangers are outright indestructable...

Tell that to them when they lost their powers in the Turbo movie......

oh and i was refering to the Season 2 era. With the White Ranger.... the only really decent season of the show that exists.

The Drunkard Kid · Post by **The Drunkard Kid** » 2003-07-31 12:19pm

I have a friend that still rants about why the heck they needed an upgrade when the Zio form seems to be the most powerful of all the various rangers.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-07-31 11:41pm

There was a time when they got some kind of ninja uniforms that looked sorta cool. They certainly were less awful than their patented stupid helmeted uniforms...

I hope the X-Men ass-rape them and their families. And then shoot the stupid dog/robot/owl or whatever.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-08-01 01:05am

This show was an acceptable thing at it's inception, OK the plot sucked, but it was a kids show after all. But it's in it's what 5 or 6 incantation now? Why not just drop the bloody thing. I mean the original premise is has been altogether lost, IIRC. [rant mode off]

Well it's pretty obvious the Power Rangers get fuxored by any single Xman, Xwoman, or Xpapermaché ornament.

If the Power Rangers took on the Rangers... They get beaten by pike wielding englishmen and minbari, then if they get in their zords or megazords, or gigaMOFO, they get a blast of Whitestar forward batteries.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-01 01:17am

Slartibartfast wrote:There was a time when they got some kind of ninja uniforms that looked sorta cool. They certainly were less awful than their patented stupid helmeted uniforms...

I hope the X-Men ass-rape them and their families. And then shoot the stupid dog/robot/owl or whatever.

Actually, the ninja rangers still had the patented outfit. It was just that they'd go to the ninja garb first to drag out the fight scenes.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-08-01 02:30pm

Let me put it this way

I want to watch the fight. I also get first deps on the now beaten and broken female rangers.

After all, since this would be a cross-over, I could so sell the female rangers I don't want to Mojo or someone

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-08-01 05:01pm

Slartibartfast wrote:I hope the X-Men ass-rape them and their families. And then shoot the stupid dog/robot/owl or whatever.

WOW

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-08-02 12:17am

thecreech wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:I hope the X-Men ass-rape them and their families. And then shoot the stupid dog/robot/owl or whatever.
WOW

Oh yeah and then burn up Haim Saban's house after dipping his body in acid and removing his teeth to prevent identification..

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-08-02 01:02am

Slartibartfast wrote:
thecreech wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:I hope the X-Men ass-rape them and their families. And then shoot the stupid dog/robot/owl or whatever.
WOW
Oh yeah and then burn up Haim Saban's house after dipping his body in acid and removing his teeth to prevent identification..

Inject large amounts of lye into his bloodstream and other body parts, that will break down his cells and would probably make DNA useless too. Then irradiate.