Four way archmage duel

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Who wins?

Gandalf the White
4
24%
Elminster
12
71%
Lord Antonidas
0
No votes
Albus Dumbledore
1
6%
 
Total votes: 17

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Four way archmage duel

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Gandalf the White, one of the Maiar and the most powerful being in Middle-Earth

versus

Elminster, the Sage of Shadowdale, an epic-level wizard in his own right and the most powerful wizard in the Forgotten Realms

versus

Lord Antonidas, head of the Kirin Tor, ruler of Dalaran and the most powerful archmage on the world of Azeroth

versus

Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts and (you can see where I'm going with this) the most powerful wizard on Earth.

No holds barred. Who takes this match?
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Elminster, no doubt. He's been a mage, priest, thief, fighter, female, goat herder... you name it, he's done it. He knows you don't have to rely strictly on spells. Don't let his looks fool you.
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And he is a psionicist and wields spellfire....

Elminster takes it...
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Don't forget the fact that the goddess of magic singlehandedly blew up half the Abyss to try to rescue him. It is difficult to kill those that enjoy the protection of one of the most deities of Toril.
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Yeah... Mystra protecting her lover and all....
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Pfft. Everything D&D dies to anything Tolkien. It's a law or something. Elminster would die to a hobbit. :wink:
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I expect LOTS of special effects.
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Pfft. Everything D&D dies to anything Tolkien. It's a law or something. Elminster would die to a hobbit. :wink:
Um, excuse me? Care to actually back that up?
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Grumble, Yea of little education, how about Advisor to the Once and Future King, The Half-Demon, The shapechanging, Slowly growing younger, master of the Crystal Cave...

Merlinus Ambrosius....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Grumble, Yea of little education, how about Advisor to the Once and Future King, The Half-Demon, The shapechanging, Slowly growing younger, master of the Crystal Cave...

Merlinus Ambrosius....
You want to include Merlin, make yer own damn poll. I excluded him because he predates the 20th century.

Though he WOULD make a far better choice than Antonidas, who frankly sucks if he could be killed by an obnoxious little pussy like Death Knight Prince Arthas.
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Iceberg wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Grumble, Yea of little education, how about Advisor to the Once and Future King, The Half-Demon, The shapechanging, Slowly growing younger, master of the Crystal Cave...

Merlinus Ambrosius....
You want to include Merlin, make yer own damn poll. I excluded him because he predates the 20th century.

Though he WOULD make a far better choice than Antonidas, who frankly sucks if he could be killed by an obnoxious little pussy like Death Knight Prince Arthas.
Speaking of pussies, isn't it interesting that Gandalf has been trapped by WOLVES and Dumbledore is so lazy he lets some inexperianced kid deal with the big V 80% of the time?
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Can I drop in Fiona of Amber?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Grumble, Yea of little education, how about Advisor to the Once and Future King, The Half-Demon, The shapechanging, Slowly growing younger, master of the Crystal Cave...

Merlinus Ambrosius....
Uh, Ambrosius was the title given to the real King Arthur himself, wasn't it?
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Durran Korr wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Grumble, Yea of little education, how about Advisor to the Once and Future King, The Half-Demon, The shapechanging, Slowly growing younger, master of the Crystal Cave...

Merlinus Ambrosius....
Uh, Ambrosius was the title given to the real King Arthur himself, wasn't it?
Ambrosius Aurelius was a historical figure, and according to legends was Uther Pendragon's brother and Arthur's uncle. Nennius (IIRC) wrote a story about a prophet boy named Ambrosius predicting the fall of British king Vortigern and the rise of the Saxons; the young prophet was identified with Vortigern's successor Ambrosius Aurelius. Later, Geoffrey of Monmouth retold the story with the prophet boy as a young Merlin, leading to Merlin's surname of Ambrosius. The name means immortal (related to ambrosia, food of the gods).

Of course, Merlin could have been real and had the same name as Arthur's uncle by coincidence. :)
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Eframepilot wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Grumble, Yea of little education, how about Advisor to the Once and Future King, The Half-Demon, The shapechanging, Slowly growing younger, master of the Crystal Cave...

Merlinus Ambrosius....
Uh, Ambrosius was the title given to the real King Arthur himself, wasn't it?
Ambrosius Aurelius was a historical figure, and according to legends was Uther Pendragon's brother and Arthur's uncle. Nennius (IIRC) wrote a story about a prophet boy named Ambrosius predicting the fall of British king Vortigern and the rise of the Saxons; the young prophet was identified with Vortigern's successor Ambrosius Aurelius. Later, Geoffrey of Monmouth retold the story with the prophet boy as a young Merlin, leading to Merlin's surname of Ambrosius. The name means immortal (related to ambrosia, food of the gods).

Of course, Merlin could have been real and had the same name as Arthur's uncle by coincidence. :)
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