You're M. Bison in Street Fighter(the movie)

[FaxModem1]

For some unknown reason, you find yourself in the body of M. Bison the morning the capital of Shadaloo falls to the Allied Nations. Your personal army has captured the Allied Nations relief workers along with three of the Allied Nation soldiers. You haven't killed them yet, and haven't broadcast your ransom demand. What are you going to do?

Bison's objective is to be in charge of the country of Shadaloo and get the AN out of his country. The ransom demand is 20 billion dollars something he added for the hostages safe release.

So, you have three days to achieve your goals or to do something else in order to succeed. If you do succeed, you get the fruits of your labor or return to your old life, your choice.

[Solauren]

I'm assuming I have Bison's knowledge.

If the Allied Nations agrees to withdraw, I'll do the following. There would be extra offers based on my Bison knowledge.

#1 - I'll hand over the hostages. All of them. (i.e no killing the soldiers. This would also lower Guile's grudge against me)
#2 - My forces will leave aid workers and so forth alone. In effect, I'll guarantee there protection within my territory.
#3 - I'll cease border raiding (if applicable) if the Allied Nations promises to sanction anyone that threats me from outside the country.
#4 - I'll let them know I have practical, room temperature Superconductivity, and I'm willing to share it (perhaps as the patient owner) (this is evident by this flying chair/desk/throne, and his personal flight capabilities). If the Allied Nations attacks, however, I'll destroy all the related data and materials so the technology will be lost. I am willing to let a tech team in to inspect for the Superconductive tech. Including Col. Guile.

Quite frankly, you dangle room-temperature Superconductivity in front of the Allied nations, they should agree quickly. The applications for that technology are mind-boggling. I'd be sure to list off some of the applications people would be screaming for when I make this rather public offer.

[Vendetta]

Street Fighter(the movie)

I find a better version of Street Fighter to be in.

And then I take over the world..

The details of which are unimportant.

[Kuja]

And then I take over the world..

OF COURSE!

...for that is the exchange rate they will set once I kidnap their queen!

I BEHELD SATAN AS HE FELL FROM HEAVEN, LIKE LIGHTNING!

For you, the day Bison destroyed your village and killed your father was the most important day of your life. For me...it was Tuesday.




Really, Street Fighter was a terrible movie but Raul Julia had some epic lines.

[CaptainChewbacca]

EVERYTHING he said in that movie was epic.

EVERYTHING!

[Steve]

Let's be honest now, Raul Julia is pretty much the only reason to watch that flick.

[Kuja]

Let's be honest now, Raul Julia is pretty much the only reason to watch that flick.

Oh, I dunno. Getting to see Jean-Claude Van Damme belting out the line "I'M going to KEEK By-son's AHSS so hard dat de next By-son wannbe is gonna FEEL EET!" was pretty awesome in its own way.

[Steve]

I thought it was "I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is going to fell it? So, who wants to go home and WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?!"

[The Yosemite Bear]

Raul Julia is just awesome in general....

[JME2]

Let's be honest now, Raul Julia is pretty much the only reason to watch that flick.

OF COURSE!

[Steve]

...though, granted, Ming Na and Kylie Minogue are two other decent reasons to watch it.

[Setzer]

I think whoever built the sets had some fun. Did you notice the Bison propaganda modeled after World War 2 recruiting posters?

[JME2]

...though, granted, Ming Na and Kylie Minogue are two other decent reasons to watch it.

..Ming Na? As in SGU Ming Na?

* Checks IMDB *

Well I'll be damned...

[The Yosemite Bear]

damn, now we just need to see MORE of Mignue and Ming Na...

[Steve]

...though, granted, Ming Na and Kylie Minogue are two other decent reasons to watch it.

..Ming Na? As in SGU Ming Na?

* Checks IMDB *

Well I'll be damned...

My reaction to seeing her in the SGU cast list was basically "cool, Chun Li gets to be in Stargate".

Haven't been keeping up with the series very well, so I can't say how she stacks up against the other Chun Li's running "nerd-related" show performance (Kristen Kreuk of course, Smallville's Lana Lang).