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If you had a freighter...

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...and access to a balck market that sold Imperial technology, What modifications would you add? Where would you put them?
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Fluffy. Dice.

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Gotta go with fluffy dice, a sensor stealthing system, a patented No-Spill(tm) cupholder, and a really big fucking gun to mount axially.
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Cloaking device, turbo lasers, concussion missles, and a Imperial ID for my ship so I would never be boarded.
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Lots and lots of guns. Enough to make an ISD jealous. And porn -_^
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

1.Hull plates or armor of a standard imperator.
2.Modify the laser cannons with light turbolasers.
3.Mag pulse missles.
4.Two standard Nebulon-B ion engines like the one IG-88 has on IG-2000.
5.Cloaking device.
6.A nice sensor package.
7.An escape pod with engines and a low powered laser cannon *flare*.

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1. Sensor stealth mode
2. Quad lasers that, if unmanned, fired straight ahead to add their firepower to forward firing weapons (like the ones on the Otana).
3. Powerful shields (I know, I'm a wuss :oops: ).
4. Ion cannons
5. Tractor beam
6. Power generators
7. A droid copilot with some kind of personality
8. Concussion missiles
9. Smuggling compartments
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1. Souped up engines for Falcon speed
2. Cloaking shield for those pesky asteroid chase sequences
3. Concussion missile and proton torpedo launchers
4. LTLs
5. Quad-guns that fired forward as the default setting
6. Souped up hyperdrive
7. Ion cannons
8. Several fake IFF tronsponder codes
9. Mask for the engine sig
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*Infinite Improability Drive

I'm done what else do I need? :D

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-Medium turbolasers.

-auto pilot

-heavy shields

-cloaking device

-fast hyperdrive.

-A tractor beam.
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A bumper sticker on the back that says "Turbolasers don't kill people, I do."
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Gee I really wonder

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Hows about a nice bigass 200 fuckin gigaton turbolaser. Millenium DBZing Falcon all the way 8) :twisted: :twisted:
Really though, a ltl or 3, proto torp launcher, shields, bigass engines.
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WARP DRIVE!!!




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You'd better. BTW, congrats on your elevation to the rank of Jedi Master.
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