Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Posted: 2011-08-12 02:47pm
by Elfdart
Ever since the courts ruled that IP holders can't sue over parodies that imitate their work (in "The Wind Done Gone" case) the porn studios have cranked out one parody knock-off after another, like the two Star Trek spoofs and best of all, the one mimicking the Adam West Batman TV show. Well, it was only a matter of time before Star Wars got the treatment and sure enough...
The guy doing Obi-Wan's voice is pretty good.
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Posted: 2011-08-13 01:01am
by Darth Tedious
Brilliant! I love parodies, I've been waiting for this one to happen. And being handled by Vivid, the sex scenes should be at least halfway decent...
Femtroopers for the win!
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Posted: 2011-08-13 06:55am
by Havok
Now the question is... Can Hav jerk off to Star Wars?
I don't think I can watch this.
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Posted: 2011-08-15 04:10pm
by RogueIce
So if they have Luke and/or Vader doing Leia at any point, would that put this video in the incest category?
Oh wait, Luke and Leia are twins. Twincest!
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Posted: 2011-08-15 06:39pm
by Elfdart
Best comment on YouTube:
GREEDO CAME FIRST.
RogueIce wrote:So if they have Luke and/or Vader doing Leia at any point, would that put this video in the incest category?
GUY: Well, Star Wars…the ratio wasn’t guy-friendly. What extra female characters are you using?
BRAUN: We didn’t add any crazy characters, we just used characters that are in the Star Wars universe. In the cantina, there are plenty of people, plenty of girls. They’re only featured for a second, but we use those girls. leia is in two scenes. And there’s going to be a lot of controversy because there’s a blowjob scene with Darth and Leia. But then again, we’re not establishing that there’s any relationship between them. And Darth Vader has a black cock – it’s Lexington Steele. And if you remember, in the first, in A New Hope, Lucas hadn’t even had it that they could be related. He pulled it out of his ass in the third one.
GUY: I’m sure someone’s going to pull it out of there ass here too…
BRAUN: Then we have a three-way with Han, Luke and Leia. In our movie, they’re not related, as they weren’t related in the first movie.
GUY: Are you going to follow the story religiously and have them related in the sequels?
BRAUN: No, we’re not going to have them related. We’re going to stay away from the possibility of …
GUY: Of bad taste.
BRAUN: Yeah. So they will not be related.
That's a relief!
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Posted: 2011-08-16 04:17am
by Havok
I dunno. I spend a lot of time finding quality incest porn.
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Posted: 2011-08-16 05:53am
by Darth Tedious
Well I'm a little disappointed. There's so much comedy potential if Luke and Leia remain siblings...
My imagination wrote:LUKE reveals that he and Leia are siblings.
LEIA: I know. Somehow... I've always known.
LUKE: And you still fucked me?!? You sick bitch! I wouldn't have stuck my dick in you if I'd had any idea etc., etc....
Seriously though, I sincerely hope that while Vader's getting a blowjob, they slowly pan up, to reveal...
This.
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Posted: 2011-08-16 08:58am
by PainRack
I was under the impression they made one for the prequels, not the OT:D
