Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

PSW: discuss Star Wars without "versus" arguments.

Moderator: Vympel

User avatar
aussiemuscle308
Padawan Learner
Posts: 201
Joined: 2011-01-20 10:53pm

Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by aussiemuscle308 »

what else can you use this archaic weapon for? (in world) i've seen a little one in a fan film used as a cheese slicer/torture device.
========================================
If you believe in Telekinesis, raise my hand.
User avatar
DudeGuyMan
Jedi Knight
Posts: 587
Joined: 2010-03-25 03:25am

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by DudeGuyMan »

Any safecracker would pay everything he owned for one.
User avatar
Eleas
Jaina Dax
Posts: 4896
Joined: 2002-07-08 05:08am
Location: Malmö, Sweden
Contact:

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Eleas »

What you'd have is essentially a light-weight, portable thermic lance. That sort of thing would have a shitload of applications. A fireman, for one, would likely sell his soul to get ahold of one.
Björn Paulsen

"Travelers with closed minds can tell us little except about themselves."
--Chinua Achebe
User avatar
Srelex
Jedi Master
Posts: 1445
Joined: 2010-01-20 08:33pm

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Srelex »

Industrial cutting tool.
"No, no, no, no! Light speed's too slow! Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... Ludicrous speed!"
User avatar
Molyneux
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7186
Joined: 2005-03-04 08:47am
Location: Long Island

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Molyneux »

Exotic lawnmower.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
User avatar
Eternal_Freedom
Castellan
Posts: 10369
Joined: 2010-03-09 02:16pm
Location: CIC, Battlestar Temeraire

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Eternal_Freedom »

I would imagine it could also have fantastic medical applications. If you made the blade smaller and finer, you have a scalpel that cuts easily through any tissue and cauterises the cuts so no bleeding. That would make stuff like battlefield triage much easier.

THe aforementioned industrial cutting tools, Jaws of Life for firemen, all useful. Also the numerous illegal uses like safecracking, breaking and entering and so forth.
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."

Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
User avatar
Kingmaker
Jedi Knight
Posts: 534
Joined: 2009-12-10 03:35am

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Kingmaker »

You could hold it up at rock concerts.

Dangerous shaving device.
Laser jousting.
Portable power generator (use it to move a small steam turbine) - of course, if you have the power source to make a lightsaber, this is kind of pointless.
In the event that the content of the above post is factually or logically flawed, I was Trolling All Along.

"Essentially, all models are wrong, but some are useful." - George Box
Simon_Jester
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 30165
Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Simon_Jester »

My god, the power source would be ridiculously valuable too. Something that compact, stable, and high-power... wow.
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
User avatar
Connor MacLeod
Sith Apprentice
Posts: 14065
Joined: 2002-08-01 05:03pm
Contact:

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Connor MacLeod »

Simon_Jester wrote:My god, the power source would be ridiculously valuable too. Something that compact, stable, and high-power... wow.
They generally run off the SW equivlaent of a battery (power cell I think they call it) It's small and powerful yes, but not exactly rare or excpetional that I recall. I mean, Corran fucking Horn built a lightsaber out of spare parts he found around a planet, nevermind what Luke did on Tattooine. Exotic battery tech isn't unsuual in Star Wars.


The main applicaiton I think of when I see a lightsaber is as some sort of projectile. Imagine creating a bullet or warhead that projects a lightsaber like blade temporarily. The ultimate shaped charge.
Simon_Jester
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 30165
Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Simon_Jester »

I'm not sure it'd outperform real shaped charges; it's quite possible to build a shaped charge that penetrates lightsaber-deep into normal materials.

The power source isn't unusual in Star Wars, but in terms of real world applications, batteries that compact and energetic would have a tremendous range of uses. In fact, they do exactly that in Star Wars- high energy density technology plays a big role in so many things they can do.
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
User avatar
Sarevok
The Fearless One
Posts: 10681
Joined: 2002-12-24 07:29am
Location: The Covenants last and final line of defense

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Sarevok »

I imagine a lightsaber would make a fantastic component of any armor piercing munition...

Edit : Ack ! Beaten to it by Connor. :oops:
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
User avatar
Serafina
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5246
Joined: 2009-01-07 05:37pm
Location: Germany

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Serafina »

Simon_Jester wrote:I'm not sure it'd outperform real shaped charges; it's quite possible to build a shaped charge that penetrates lightsaber-deep into normal materials.

The power source isn't unusual in Star Wars, but in terms of real world applications, batteries that compact and energetic would have a tremendous range of uses. In fact, they do exactly that in Star Wars- high energy density technology plays a big role in so many things they can do.
Ah, but the shaped charge is expende upon use, while the lightsaber can be reused and recharged. It also saves a lot of space, a small baton and an extra battery or two are much easier to carry than an assortment of shaped charges, and certainly easier to hide.
SoS:NBA GALE Force
"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick

Divine Administration - of Gods and Bureaucracy (Worm/Exalted)
User avatar
Kristoff
Youngling
Posts: 88
Joined: 2006-12-03 11:14am
Location: Osgiliath

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Kristoff »

Knife that toasts bread while you're slicing it! :)
~1:00 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ttzWuaPGMo
English is my second language - please help me by pointing out my errors (preferably politely) so I can continue to improve.
User avatar
Metahive
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2795
Joined: 2010-09-02 09:08am
Location: Little Korea in Big Germany

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Metahive »

Funky, reusable glowstick for the next rave party.
People at birth are naturally good. Their natures are similar, but their habits make them different from each other.
-Sanzi Jing (Three Character Classic)

Saddam’s crime was so bad we literally spent decades looking for our dropped monocles before we could harumph up the gumption to address it
-User Indigo Jump on Pharyngula

O God, please don't let me die today, tomorrow would be so much better!
-Traditional Spathi morning prayer
Simon_Jester
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 30165
Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Simon_Jester »

Serafina wrote:Ah, but the shaped charge is expende upon use, while the lightsaber can be reused and recharged. It also saves a lot of space, a small baton and an extra battery or two are much easier to carry than an assortment of shaped charges, and certainly easier to hide.
Yes, but a lightsaber is a melee weapon, bad for fighting tanks.

Reusability is not a major concern in man-portable antitank weapons, simply because if your infantry unit can't carry enough rockets to kill all the tanks the enemy throws at you, the sheer firepower of the tanks will probably wipe you out anyway.

To make a lightsaber-analogue effective against tanks, you'd need a delivery vehicle: essentially, a rocket with a lightsaber as the warhead or something. That would be rather difficult to build, and it would make it very unlikely that you'd be able to recover the 'saber afterward.
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
User avatar
Vehrec
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2204
Joined: 2006-04-22 12:29pm
Location: The Ohio State University
Contact:

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Vehrec »

Actually, I think a lightsaber tipped projectile would work pretty well-so long as the 'cutting edge' was wider than the 'hilt'. And you would need to hold it stable as it cut it's way into whatever you shot it at, tumbling would be a bad thing.
ImageCommander of the MFS Darwinian Selection Method (sexual)
Simon_Jester
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 30165
Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Simon_Jester »

It would probably work; it's just that reusability is an unlikely goal to get out of the design.
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
User avatar
Ford Prefect
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8254
Joined: 2005-05-16 04:08am
Location: The real number domain

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Ford Prefect »

Connor MacLeod wrote:The main applicaiton I think of when I see a lightsaber is as some sort of projectile. Imagine creating a bullet or warhead that projects a lightsaber like blade temporarily. The ultimate shaped charge.
Mobile Suit Gundam 00 has shown that lightsabers that fly like missiles is pretty much the coolest thing since lightsabers.
What is Project Zohar?

Here's to a certain mostly harmless nutcase.
User avatar
Enigma
is a laughing fool.
Posts: 7777
Joined: 2003-04-30 10:24pm
Location: c nnyhjdyt yr 45

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Enigma »

I think soldiers or spec op teams would love it (as long as they don't use it at night. lol ). They'd love it even more if it as smaller.

Special police units like SWAT would find it quite useful.

Lumber companies would climb over each other for cutters that uses lightsabers instead of saws to cut down trees.

If it can be made small to dagger size or even smaller than that then they'd be perfect for police departments or any profession that might benefit from it.

Right now I have a mental image of a soldier climbing on top of an enemy tank and lopping off the gun barrel with his lightsaber. lol
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)

"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons

ASSCRAVATS!
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37389
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Sea Skimmer »

Simon_Jester wrote: To make a lightsaber-analogue effective against tanks, you'd need a delivery vehicle: essentially, a rocket with a lightsaber as the warhead or something. That would be rather difficult to build, and it would make it very unlikely that you'd be able to recover the 'saber afterward.
Using a cluster of them on the nose of a bunker busting bomb is more likely then attacking a tank. But I mean hey, if you could make them absurdly cheap enough I can see a bomb which releases hundreds of self igniting lightsabers being a very viable weapon.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
User avatar
Darth Tanner
Jedi Master
Posts: 1445
Joined: 2006-03-29 04:07pm
Location: Birmingham, UK

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Darth Tanner »

Lumber companies would climb over each other for cutters that uses lightsabers instead of saws to cut down trees.
Wouldn’t that have rather a large risk of starting forest fires going off of its thermal effect on metals? Although I'd imagine it would still be easier to cut a tree down with a light sabre and then drench it with a hose than getting a huge chainsaw in with all the dangers that creates.
Get busy living or get busy dying... unless there’s cake.
User avatar
Sarevok
The Fearless One
Posts: 10681
Joined: 2002-12-24 07:29am
Location: The Covenants last and final line of defense

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Sarevok »

What about lightsabers as a fuel rod analogues in a nuclear reactor ? Put lightsaber in contact with water and use the steam to drive a turbine !
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
User avatar
Metahive
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2795
Joined: 2010-09-02 09:08am
Location: Little Korea in Big Germany

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Metahive »

That depends entirely on how cheap it is to build a lightsabre powercell and how much juice they can hold. Modern lightsabres were build to only drain power upon coming in contact with other objects, that's why earlier lightsabres who lacked this feature required their wielders to use cumbersome external powercells. Taxing a lightsabre like this might just not be very energy-efficient.
People at birth are naturally good. Their natures are similar, but their habits make them different from each other.
-Sanzi Jing (Three Character Classic)

Saddam’s crime was so bad we literally spent decades looking for our dropped monocles before we could harumph up the gumption to address it
-User Indigo Jump on Pharyngula

O God, please don't let me die today, tomorrow would be so much better!
-Traditional Spathi morning prayer
User avatar
Captain Seafort
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1750
Joined: 2008-10-10 11:52am
Location: Blighty

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Captain Seafort »

Metahive wrote:That depends entirely on how cheap it is to build a lightsabre powercell and how much juice they can hold. Modern lightsabres were build to only drain power upon coming in contact with other objects, that's why earlier lightsabres who lacked this feature required their wielders to use cumbersome external powercells. Taxing a lightsabre like this might just not be very energy-efficient.
You'd also have to charge the power cell in the first place, presumably from the existing power grid, so what's point of draining that energy from the grid to charge a lightsaber to power a steam turbine to add some fraction of that energy back into the grid?
Rossum
Padawan Learner
Posts: 422
Joined: 2010-04-07 04:21pm

Re: Other real world applications for Light Sabres?

Post by Rossum »

Lets see...

A drill or cutting instrument for cutting out rock to dig tunnels (not sure how energy efficient it would be to regularly cut rock with them, or how safe it would be to use it in enclosed spaces).

A trap to cut the tires off a car (or tank). You could have it pointed sideways to slash off the bottom few inches of the vehicles tire or have it in the ground facing up to bisect the thing. Though I suppose traditional road-spikes, caltrops, and land mines would work for that.

Install one of these on an unmanned drone and go to town! A little flying airplane like thing could fly down low to the ground, pull out a lightsaber, and start slashing through the tops of vehicles or cutting pipes or bridge supports. Or if you want to attack vehicles on the ground, have a wheeled robot with a lightsaber. It could probably pull off some stuff by just spinning its top at high speeds and shredding whatever it touches.



Considering the lightsaber can deflect blaster bolts with reasonable accuracy (given jedi premonition) you could probably use it inside of something like a particle accelerator or a fusion plant or whatever else needs to manipulate stuff with energy.

Could it work as a point-defence system? I'm sure a robotics expert could build a radar-enabled robot arm that could continuously pull off the jedi deflect-balster-bolts trick. Though how a lightsaber would work on machinegun fire or grenades would be tough to say. Imagine a politician walking around with robotic security guards who could each whip out a lighsaber and deflect sniper bullets in 0.0001 seconds (or whatever other speeds would be realistic when sniper bullets are involved... those things can go supersonic can't they?). Actually... I'm sure if lightsabers are involved then somone could just build regular laser with the power packs to weaponize them. So an asassin would likely just use a laser (which travels at lightspeed). You would need a bodyguard who could see the future to be able to deflect a laser.

Use it in a scrapyard to cut used cars and such into small pieces.

If you get a whole bunch of them put together you could build an inpenatrable energy wall and I'm sure that could be useful.

Two lightsabers hitting eachother bounce off (or impact) so you've got a way to make semi-solid rods out of energy. Turn the power way down until the 'blade is just a rod that can impact other lightsaber blades and you could use them as some kind of temporary expandable building blocks or something. Maybe build a bridge by having two long ones build rails to the other side of a gap and then ride a sort of cart across them where the cart has mini-lightsabers as wheels or repulsers.

If the above thing works... maybe use the technology in making light rail trains?
Fry: No! They did it! They blew it up! And then the apes blew up their society too. How could this happen? And then the birds took over and ruined their society. And then the cows. And then... I don't know, is that a slug, maybe? Noooo!

Futurama: The Late Philip J. Fry
Post Reply