[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

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[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

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We have...returned... :twisted:

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!
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With a vengeance to match.

GNOMISH HITLIST:
Straha: for spreading the evils of Janeway...erg...
Alyrium Denryle: The TGOD thread gone and the temporary alliance over, the Gnomish Hordes have a score to settle.
Darth Fanboy: For his mockery!

More to come later; now I must bid you a-do. RL calls I'm afraid. My Grand Vizier will carry on until my return.

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Post by Shinova »

Is this something we should be concerned about??? :P
What's her bust size!?

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Shinova wrote:Is this something we should be concerned about??? :P
ADDITION TO HITLIST:

Shinova - For questioning us. Or something like that.

Anyway, yes. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Awwww, how cute, lookey at all the gnomes....they only come up to my ankles...I think I'll.....hey, wait a minute....OH GOD! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
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irishmick79 wrote:Awwww, how cute, lookey at all the gnomes....they only come up to my ankles...I think I'll.....hey, wait a minute....OH GOD! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
That's what happens when you call us "cute" and you're not a female.

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you male SD.Netters.
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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"Smashy smashy crush the gnomies". :twisted: :twisted:
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[homer] Hehe, look at all the funny little midgets... *Starts smashing gnomes* Wait, OMG, THEY MOVE!!!!!! "Noo, Noo, please stop" *gurgle gasp* [/homer]
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Montcalm wrote:"Smashy smashy crush the gnomies". :twisted: :twisted:
You can never get all of us! Fool, now you shall DIE!

*sends wave after wave of Gnomes to swarm over Montcalm*
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RogueIce wrote:
Montcalm wrote:"Smashy smashy crush the gnomies". :twisted: :twisted:
You can never get all of us! Fool, now you shall DIE!

*sends wave after wave of Gnomes to swarm over Montcalm*
Bwahahahahahahahaha i laugh at you pityfull atempt to kill me,smashy smashy pulverise the gnomes. :twisted:
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Awww...they're so CUUUUUTE! Especially the way they rend their victims limb from limb...crap. *warps out of thread*
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Chewbacca likes gnomes. They're bite-sized!

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AWWW LOOKA DA CUTE WIDDLE GNOMY GNOMES!!! Their Gnomish Shortswords of Stubbyness are soooo cute! *swipe!*

Uh oh, I'm outta here!

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Bwahahahahaha! Thats cute thats really cute! I mean look at them they've even got litle red wings jerseys and everything!

*Gnomish horde halted by J.S. Giguerre*

AhahahhAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You kids have fun with your Gnomeing or whatever it is you do, I have to find out who the DUCKS are playing for the STANLEY CUP!
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Fanboy, I feel compelled to remind you of something....

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Oh, look. Puny mortals. Finally, a chance to properly test my new form's capabilities.

*Transforms into jet mode and strafes the Gnomes with HADOKENs*
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Tell me, what does it take to join the Gnomish hordes in their brutal conquest of Earth? :D
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Captain tycho wrote:Tell me, what does it take to join the Gnomish hordes in their brutal conquest of Earth? :D
You`ll have to go in a special shrinking machine. :mrgreen:
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Captain tycho wrote:Tell me, what does it take to join the Gnomish hordes in their brutal conquest of Earth? :D
Well, you can sell your soul to DGG, have yourself transformed into a Gnome, or just post a reply saying you wish to join and put it in your sig. We'll come up with a position for you to put in there. :D
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Joining the Gnomes might be fun.... Im already almost short enough (5'4" , or something like that).... can I join?
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Can I be the "Star Center for the Gnomish Basketball Team"?
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You can all join! The more, the quicker we take over the World! Or at least convince Wong to give us our own Usergroup. :wink:
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JOY! Can I be Gnomish Admiral and command a Gnome-sized SSD?
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Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:JOY! Can I be Gnomish Admiral and command a Gnome-sized SSD?
Sure thing! And it'll have Uber-Culture Tech and R/UR Fields up the Wazoo as well!

All a product of great GNOMICON tinkering!
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We rise with noble intentions,
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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irishmick79 wrote:Awwww, how cute, lookey at all the gnomes....they only come up to my ankles...I think I'll.....hey, wait a minute....OH GOD! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
That's what happens when you call us "cute" and you're not a female.

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you male SD.Netters.
So should we call you ugly?
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