[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-05-31 06:36am

You puny Gnomes ... the Nac Mac feegle will get you and take thier rightful place as the most powerful midgets...

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 06:41am

What the heck is that? *Squishes 'feegles' with our almighty fame*

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-05-31 06:43am

waa!!!! Bigjobs kill the bigjobs!!!!

ehehehehh would you like some scrumble? its made from apples ... well mainly appels....

Meet your down fall

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 06:57am

Y'know, you'd need to get a few members together, and, like, form a TGOD nation, and write some what about what this is all about, before you can start challenging us...

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-05-31 07:01am

thats what you think!!!

you just what to be overlords of the universe!! well first of all you need to think about the little things....

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 07:04am

In the meantime...

*A stray shot from a stray capship vaporizes the ground these things are standing on, whatever they are*

*shrug*

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-05-31 07:08am

who said anything about standing on the ground? i think you should go have look at your little pub on your ceramic warships ....

and heres a hint we were chucked outa of fairy world cause we were drunk and disorderly see? we not only are mad insane and did i mention insane? we are the only ones here who can stand up the task of drinking all of anny oggs medical brandy!

and wactch out cause we can fade in to the back ground and ye cant see us at alll .... have a happy hunt on those little ships o' doom cause there going smash soon mwhahahah....

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 07:11am

there are nothing but gnomes on our warships. If you want to fight you have better find your own ships

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-05-31 07:12am

look harder and if ye cant see us then then you are totally blind....

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 07:16am

Very well...

*Depressurises all the pubs on all our starships*

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-05-31 07:17am

yee think we need air to breath? you mut be the most stupid gnome i have ever had the displeasure to smash....

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2003-05-31 07:24am

Bah! ack in lancre we have PROPER gnomes not you little fishing rod types!!! bah i will beback! mark my words!

NAC MAC FEEGLE!!!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-31 08:02am

:::::: appears next to Jodo:::::

For some reason, this guy annoys me to the point of pain. So i'm going to take him out him for you

:::::: draws twin 9mm:::

Here feeagle feeagle feeagle

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 09:24am

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-31 10:00am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:"What is it?" he asked.
"The gnomes are not even reading your posts and therefore think that we are A) still there and B) In ships that are vunerable to weapons m'lord."
"Really" said NecronLord "Their inferior cranial capacity must cause them significant brain damage. Apparently they are unable to grasp that I had previously dematerialised this fleet. I wonder what they thought had happened"

And yet your most recent post since this one:

"The TARDISes continue firing hopelessly against the gnomish sheilds.

[/quote]As I clearly mentioned before that they were firing while dematerialised. IE, their weapons fire appears from nowhere.[/quote]

It is irrelevent. My ships fire on all levels of the multiverse; your pocket dimensions, and any other dimension, for that matter, are still effected.

[/quote]Not with 'gridfire' they don't as it is an alternate name for 'gridfire intrusion' a weapon that only works in real space according to Banks.

LOGIC dictates that the conservation of mass/energy destroy the Multiverse. Which is, of course, why a helpful dose of anti-logic dispersion along all planes of the Multiverse prevent this.

So you admit that the antilogic has overwhelmed the logic aboard your ships then? Interesting. You yourself must be contraminated, explaining your attitude problem.

If you really want to remove all the fun out of the TGOD then fine:

"I shoot you with my super ueber hyper mega giga tera peta exa humonously powerful gun that can destroy the entire pan-multiverse 1e99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times over in a single firing and is powered by the harnessed ego of Stowbridge. You die in a single planck second, being scattered throughout the universe at a velocity of 1e999999999999999999 C"

Happy?

PS. You've just made an enemy. I'd stay the fuck out of my way if I were you.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-31 10:24am

This TGOD went from fun to stupid to ridiculous in far too short a time. Christ, not even OBS was that quick.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 10:25am

NecronLord wrote: If you really want to remove all the fun out of the TGOD then fine:

"I shoot you with my super ueber hyper mega giga tera peta exa humonously powerful gun that can destroy the entire pan-multiverse 1e99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times over in a single firing and is powered by the harnessed ego of Stowbridge. You die in a single planck second, being scattered throughout the universe at a velocity of 1e999999999999999999 C"

Happy?

PS. You've just made an enemy. I'd stay the fuck out of my way if I were you.

So NecronLord, don't follow his timeline, follow mine and we can have some real sport

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-31 11:04am

*starts tapping away at his holo keyboard*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-31 11:12am

*wakes up into TGOD and accidently steps on a feegle*

"God damn fairys, just floating around like that. Now I gotta wipe the gunk off my shoe!

"

* waits for something of substance to come out of Typhonis and his holo keyboard*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-31 11:54am

Damn, I should really pay more attention to this thing. Of course, when I do, nothing happens. It's just that when I'm gone it gets a whole new page... *sigh*

Anyway, what is this talk of a Gnomish Government? We have a Leader and a Grand Vizier and, um, some other stuff. Yeah, that's it! We need other stuff! But don't forget the small stuff (we are, after all, Gnomes).

And when did you all get a new banner and not tell me?

Oh well, I kinda like the old one. It's more evil looking.

EDIT: Whoa, I'm leader of the Gnomish Space Marines? When'd that happen?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-31 12:11pm

Rouge, I could swear you siad something about being SPace Marines.... just a moment of confusion... I'll fix when I'm not so lazy...

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 12:34pm

See, I told you

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-05-31 01:20pm

Alrighty folks, the thread's been locked since there's a new GTGOD up