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The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:11am
by Solid Snake
Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.

Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:11am
by Straha
SolidSnake wrote:Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.

:shock:

That takes the term joystick a tad too far.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:12am
by Captain Cyran
Hehehe, yay to sick perverted jokes.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:13am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Bwa! Haha! HAHAHA! :twisted:

Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:14am
by Anarchist Bunny
SolidSnake wrote:Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.
Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.

Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:15am
by Pablo Sanchez
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.

Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:17am
by Anarchist Bunny
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.
Yeah, well, aren't we all.

Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:19am
by Solid Snake
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.
LMAO. That reminds me of that harry potter broom toy that vibrates.

My 17 year old daughter loves this toy! She puts it between her legs, and flys around all day!

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:21am
by Solid Snake
Well, onto more jokes.

Anyone like to go into multi-player servers, pitch a tent and build a fire? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA (fart)

Posted: 2003-04-12 11:17am
by Companion Cube
LOL... :lol: I guess mentioning the All your base video would be suitable at this point... :lol:

Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Posted: 2003-04-12 11:19am
by Captain Cyran
SolidSnake wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.
LMAO. That reminds me of that harry potter broom toy that vibrates.

My 17 year old daughter loves this toy! She puts it between her legs, and flys around all day!
ROFL! I remember that! Hehehe, so SO wrong.

Posted: 2003-04-12 12:15pm
by XaLEv

Posted: 2003-04-13 04:08pm
by Companion Cube
XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html



:shock:

Posted: 2003-04-13 04:30pm
by Darth Gojira
XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
That's just plain wierd....

Posted: 2003-04-13 04:36pm
by Joe
Whoah. :shock:

Posted: 2003-04-13 04:37pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
:shock: Uh....er....um...wow....inovative....

Posted: 2003-04-13 04:39pm
by Exonerate
I remember playing a 3 vs. 3 game of shared bases in SC... We attacked, but then one of the enemies used a nuke on the bridge, so we retreated. Then the enemy advanced, and the nuke came down.

Guess what happened :twisted:

Posted: 2003-04-13 04:39pm
by Companion Cube
I think 'Jane' deserves some kind of Girl Gamer award for making good, if unusual use of gaming equipment...

Posted: 2003-04-13 04:46pm
by Captain Cyran
XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
*Bursts out in laughter. Looks at everyone who is stunned.*

Well I thought it was funny....

Posted: 2003-04-13 05:00pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Exonerate wrote:I remember playing a 3 vs. 3 game of shared bases in SC... We attacked, but then one of the enemies used a nuke on the bridge, so we retreated. Then the enemy advanced, and the nuke came down.

Guess what happened :twisted:
And so, to the intelligent go the spoils of war.

Posted: 2003-04-13 07:25pm
by Darth Yoshi
XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
Cool.