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OmegaChief wrote:Commander Riker; Answer questions from online forum.

Commander Riker cannot answer questions from an online forums because he is in the middle of a fight.

Zablorg wrote:CAPTAIN PICARD: Retire to the holo-deck to rehearse the ship's production of the Pirates of Penzance.

You are now Chief O'Brien.

I moved this to STGOD; because I have fond memories of that TIE Fighter Paint Adventure on Something AWful.

MKSheppard wrote:I moved this to STGOD; because I have fond memories of that TIE Fighter Paint Adventure on Something AWful.

Thanks.

Instant Sunrise wrote:You are now Chief O'Brien.

I transport Dr. Crusher's panties back to the Enterprise and gift them to captain Picard.

One. This is awesomely funny.

Two. As O'brien i beam a whale up from the planet below and DEMAND to be allowed to keep it as a pet.

The Dolphins on deck 41 oppose this plan, which would rob them of their special status as the only cetaceans on the E-D.

Unfunny tangent split off at personal requestses.

RIKER: Use WIDEBEAM PHASER SETTING on the defenders of the SHOULDERPAD WAREHOUSE

Put the phaser on overload and use it as a grenade.

Chaotic Neutral wrote:Put the phaser on overload and use it as a grenade.

It is never a good idea in a fight to throw a perfectly good and working gun at someone.
In fact, deliberately disarming yourself in a fight is in general never a good idea.

As it is not a STGOD, moved to appropriate forum.

Instant Sunrise wrote:
You arrive in 1980.


However, there is a BIRD OF PREY headed towards Earth.

What will you do?

Instant Sunrise wrote:

Chardok wrote:Hail the Klingon ship, and tell the captain and the entire Klingon crew that they have been granted extended shore leave, but they have to make it back to q'onos in like 12 hours. There is also cake.

The bird of prey has been destroyed. Everybody aboard it was killed.

Uh oh,

Darkevilme wrote:

Chaotic Neutral wrote:Put the phaser on overload and use it as a grenade.

It is never a good idea in a fight to throw a perfectly good and working gun at someone.
In fact, deliberately disarming yourself in a fight is in general never a good idea.

To be fair, in this case the phaser is not "perfectly good and working;" it has been deliberately sabotaged and is about to explode.

Giving a present to your enemy in the middle of the battle becomes less stupid when the present in question is ticking and/or has a burning fuse.

"Here. Hold this bomb, please." It may be Looney Tunes tactics, but it's better than handing them a gun to shoot you with.

Worf's pink shirt keeps making me think he's the crazy Klingon chick from Voyager.


CHIEF O'BRIEN: Beam up HELLA NUGS.

Simon_Jester wrote:To be fair, in this case the phaser is not "perfectly good and working;" it has been deliberately sabotaged and is about to explode.

Giving a present to your enemy in the middle of the battle becomes less stupid when the present in question is ticking and/or has a burning fuse.

"Here. Hold this bomb, please." It may be Looney Tunes tactics, but it's better than handing them a gun to shoot you with.

I was focusing more on the aspect of 'you had a perfectly functioning gun, now you do not.' than the aspect of 'your enemy now has your gun'. Ie, you are in a gunfight without a gun as a result. Then again this is a rather silly thread. so i have no objections to CN's suggestion being implemented provided the effect of being unarmed while people with guns and objectionable dispositions may still be around is properly explored.

Since Riker, Worf and Crusher have left the ship, O'Brien gets promoted to The Chief.

Unlocks Irish Wisdom

Unlocks Gangster Fisherman

Unlocks Ode to Scotty

O'BRIEN: lock on to shoulderpads, and attempt to beam them up.

O'Brien: beam Darkevilme's mother into space.

O'BRIEN: Go on rampage against fatty nerds.

Use special ability NO TRIGGER GUARDS with phaser

Perhaps we should also scan the surface for trigger guards whilst we are there?

Artemas wrote:O'BRIEN: lock on to shoulderpads, and attempt to beam them up.

You beam the ILLICIT SHOULDERPADS to cargo bay 5. They will be safe there.

Uraniun235 wrote:CHIEF O'BRIEN: Beam up HELLA NUGS.

This is an absolutely preposterous amount of weed.

O'BRIEN: Take weed to holodeck. Hotbox holodeck. Turn on laser phaser light show.

BLOW YOUR MIND.

Artemas wrote:O'BRIEN: Take weed to holodeck. Hotbox holodeck. Turn on laser phaser light show.

BLOW YOUR MIND.

You're thinking too small. He should hotbox the entire ship.

He does have a PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNT OF WEED, it should be enough to hotbox the entire ship alright, I second doing that.

Oh and Commander Riker, get into hilarious tiem travel misunderstanding antics.

OBrien: go to holodeck and interrupt Barclays holodeck troi fantasy.

OBrien: go to holodeck and interrupt Barclays holodeck troi fantasy.