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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 09:21pm
by atg
Ask the ANGRY ADMIRAL to wash the WINDSHIELD while he's out there cause some SPACE BUGS got squished on it.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 09:29pm
by Instant Sunrise
FaxModem1 wrote:Use the scanners to locate a shoulder pads warehouse and beam aboard enough shoulder pads to fill up all the cargo bays.

Once that's done, time travel back to the 24th century to give the Romulans their new shoulder pads.
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You order Commander Data to go down to engineering and figure out a way to scan for shoulderpads.

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You are now COMMANDER DATA. You are currently in MAIN ENGINEERING with CHIEF ENGINEER GEORDI LA FORGE. Captain Picard sent you here to find a way to scan for shoulderpads.

What will you do?

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 09:31pm
by Chardok
Why, we recalibrate the sensors to detect shoulderpads, of course!

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 09:33pm
by Uraniun235
ask geordi the meaning of shoulder pads to 20th century humans and 24th century romulans

ask him if the romulans told him why they wear those inefficient pads while they were brainwashing him to assassinate some podunk klingon governor

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 09:46pm
by Instant Sunrise
Chardok wrote:Why, we recalibrate the sensors to detect shoulderpads, of course!
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You recalibrate the quantum antigraviton matrix to repolarize the main deflector dish so that the blumkin coefficient is high enough that the ships sensors can detect the location of any shoulderpad stockpiles.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 09:59pm
by Chardok
I call the captain and inform him of the recalibration in excrutiating detail, and advise that we may commence scanning the planet for shoulderpads.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 10:53pm
by OmegaChief
Be the Angry Admiral!

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 11:07pm
by Instant Sunrise
Chardok wrote:I call the captain and inform him of the recalibration in excrutiating detail, and advise that we may commence scanning the planet for shoulderpads.
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You go to Captain Picard to explain how to scan for shoulderpads

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You give him your best explanation. He orders you to make it so before you have even finished explaining how to reconfigure the ships sensors to detect sufficient quantities of shoulderpads.

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Nevertheless, the computer has located an ample supply of shoulderpads.

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You are now COMMANDER WILLIAM T. RIKER, you are the EXECUTIVE OFFICER on board the USS ENTERPRISE. You are still reeling from a DEVASTATING INSULT by Captain Picard. You have just been instructed to report to TRANSPORTER ROOM 3 to lead an AWAY TEAM.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 11:12pm
by Artemas
Rebuild devastated ego.

Look on map for transporter room 3. Choose Data, Troi, Worf and some guy/girl from security or whoever those people who wear yellow are (cowards probably).

Then take the zip line to the armoury.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 11:36pm
by atg
Do the Safety Dance to rebuild ego.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 11:54pm
by Uraniun235
As you grab phasers for the away mission, secretly palm a photon grenade. When nobody's looking, program the transporter to beam the photon grenade into President Reagan's lap.

EDIT: Alternately, use the scanners to determine a suitable grassy knoll from which Data can be ordered to shoot President Reagan.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-06 11:57pm
by Instant Sunrise
atg wrote:Do the Safety Dance to rebuild ego.
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You attempt to rebuild your ego by doing the safety dance.

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Your attempt was an overwhelming success!

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 12:21am
by atg
Lead the AWAY TEAM in a hardboiled manner.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 12:56am
by Instant Sunrise
atg wrote:Lead the AWAY TEAM in a hardboiled manner.
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You assemble an AWAY TEAM consisting of yourself, LIEUTENANT WORF, and DOCTOR CRUSHER.

You also have the replicator make PERIOD APPROPRIATE CLOTHING and HAIRSTYLES.

You are uncomfortable with the SPANDEX LEGGINGS, perhaps you should make this quick.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 01:02am
by atg
CAPTAIN PICARD: Flip the ANGRY ADMIRAL the bird as he floats past the VIEWPORT.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 01:53am
by Enigma
Have Captain Picard moon the ANGRY ADMIRAL while flipping him the bird. :)

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 03:01am
by Darth Fanboy
CAPTAIN PICARD: Head to Sickbay to mack on Crusher.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 03:17am
by Artemas
PICARD: If Crusher is not at sickbay, inject self with random drugs.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 04:00am
by Instant Sunrise
atg wrote:CAPTAIN PICARD: Flip the ANGRY ADMIRAL the bird as he floats past the VIEWPORT.
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You are now Captain Picard. The thought had occurred to you to flip the bird to the ANGRY ADMIRAL floating past the window. However, you are not aware of any admirals floating around your ship, angry or otherwise. Quite frankly, the notion of flipping one off seems foolhardy.

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Nevertheless, you flip the bird towards the empty window.

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Darth Fanboy wrote:CAPTAIN PICARD: Head to Sickbay to mack on Crusher.
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Doctor Crusher is on the Away Team, you double dumbass!

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 04:05am
by Darth Fanboy
I never specified which Crusher.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 04:42am
by Instant Sunrise
Darth Fanboy wrote:I never specified which Crusher.
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Wesley is at Starfleet Academy pooplord! You decide to check on the AWAY TEAM.

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Seems to be going quite well. You'll have those shoulderpads in no time!

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 04:52am
by Darth Fanboy
This is the best thread ever.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 05:51am
by OmegaChief
Yea this is hilarious, any chance we could save this from testing like we did with the Commander Riker thread?

Oooh, idea!

Commander Riker; Answer questions from online forum.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 06:27am
by Zablorg
CAPTAIN PICARD: Retire to the holo-deck to rehearse the ship's production of the Pirates of Penzance.

Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Posted: 2011-01-07 06:39am
by Zablorg
CAPTAIN PICARD: oh shit are we in the holodeck right now???