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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-07 06:43am

OmegaChief wrote:Commander Riker; Answer questions from online forum.

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Commander Riker cannot answer questions from an online forums because he is in the middle of a fight.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby MKSheppard » 2011-01-07 06:51am

I moved this to STGOD; because I have fond memories of that TIE Fighter Paint Adventure on Something AWful.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-07 06:52am

MKSheppard wrote:I moved this to STGOD; because I have fond memories of that TIE Fighter Paint Adventure on Something AWful.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby PeZook » 2011-01-07 07:07am

Instant Sunrise wrote:You are now Chief O'Brien.


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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Darkevilme » 2011-01-07 07:13am

One. This is awesomely funny.

Two. As O'brien i beam a whale up from the planet below and DEMAND to be allowed to keep it as a pet.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby MKSheppard » 2011-01-07 07:58am

The Dolphins on deck 41 oppose this plan, which would rob them of their special status as the only cetaceans on the E-D.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby MKSheppard » 2011-01-07 08:53am

Unfunny tangent split off at personal requestses.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby atg » 2011-01-07 09:07am

RIKER: Use WIDEBEAM PHASER SETTING on the defenders of the SHOULDERPAD WAREHOUSE
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Chaotic Neutral » 2011-01-07 09:09am

Put the phaser on overload and use it as a grenade.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Darkevilme » 2011-01-07 11:16am

Chaotic Neutral wrote:Put the phaser on overload and use it as a grenade.

It is never a good idea in a fight to throw a perfectly good and working gun at someone.
In fact, deliberately disarming yourself in a fight is in general never a good idea.
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Postby Thanas » 2011-01-07 11:33am

As it is not a STGOD, moved to appropriate forum.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Themightytom » 2011-01-07 12:13pm

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You arrive in 1980.

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However, there is a BIRD OF PREY headed towards Earth.

What will you do?


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Chardok wrote:Hail the Klingon ship, and tell the captain and the entire Klingon crew that they have been granted extended shore leave, but they have to make it back to q'onos in like 12 hours. There is also cake.


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The bird of prey has been destroyed. Everybody aboard it was killed.


Uh oh,

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Simon_Jester » 2011-01-07 12:18pm

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Chaotic Neutral wrote:Put the phaser on overload and use it as a grenade.
It is never a good idea in a fight to throw a perfectly good and working gun at someone.
In fact, deliberately disarming yourself in a fight is in general never a good idea.
To be fair, in this case the phaser is not "perfectly good and working;" it has been deliberately sabotaged and is about to explode.

Giving a present to your enemy in the middle of the battle becomes less stupid when the present in question is ticking and/or has a burning fuse.

"Here. Hold this bomb, please." It may be Looney Tunes tactics, but it's better than handing them a gun to shoot you with.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Uraniun235 » 2011-01-07 12:33pm

Worf's pink shirt keeps making me think he's the crazy Klingon chick from Voyager.


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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Darkevilme » 2011-01-07 12:55pm

Simon_Jester wrote:To be fair, in this case the phaser is not "perfectly good and working;" it has been deliberately sabotaged and is about to explode.

Giving a present to your enemy in the middle of the battle becomes less stupid when the present in question is ticking and/or has a burning fuse.

"Here. Hold this bomb, please." It may be Looney Tunes tactics, but it's better than handing them a gun to shoot you with.


I was focusing more on the aspect of 'you had a perfectly functioning gun, now you do not.' than the aspect of 'your enemy now has your gun'. Ie, you are in a gunfight without a gun as a result. Then again this is a rather silly thread. so i have no objections to CN's suggestion being implemented provided the effect of being unarmed while people with guns and objectionable dispositions may still be around is properly explored.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Artemas » 2011-01-07 02:16pm

Since Riker, Worf and Crusher have left the ship, O'Brien gets promoted to The Chief.

Unlocks Irish Wisdom

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Phantasee » 2011-01-07 03:03pm

O'Brien: beam Darkevilme's mother into space.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Artemas » 2011-01-07 03:11pm

O'BRIEN: Go on rampage against fatty nerds.

Use special ability NO TRIGGER GUARDS with phaser
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby General Schatten » 2011-01-07 03:39pm

Perhaps we should also scan the surface for trigger guards whilst we are there?
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-07 07:04pm

Artemas wrote:O'BRIEN: lock on to shoulderpads, and attempt to beam them up.


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You beam the ILLICIT SHOULDERPADS to cargo bay 5. They will be safe there.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Artemas » 2011-01-07 07:06pm

O'BRIEN: Take weed to holodeck. Hotbox holodeck. Turn on laser phaser light show.

BLOW YOUR MIND.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby darthdavid » 2011-01-07 10:26pm

Artemas wrote:O'BRIEN: Take weed to holodeck. Hotbox holodeck. Turn on laser phaser light show.

BLOW YOUR MIND.

You're thinking too small. He should hotbox the entire ship.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby OmegaChief » 2011-01-07 10:42pm

He does have a PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNT OF WEED, it should be enough to hotbox the entire ship alright, I second doing that.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Darth Fanboy » 2011-01-07 10:59pm

OBrien: go to holodeck and interrupt Barclays holodeck troi fantasy.
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Postby Darth Fanboy » 2011-01-07 11:00pm

OBrien: go to holodeck and interrupt Barclays holodeck troi fantasy.
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