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Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-06 07:19pm

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You are CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD of the FEDERATION STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. You are currently on the BRIDGE of the Enterprise. You have just left Starbase 47, and are current patrolling outside THE NEUTRAL ZONE.

Next to you is your executive officer COMMANDER WILLIAM T. RIKER and at the helm is your robot buddy, LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Chardok » 2011-01-06 07:22pm

I say

"Data! Plot a course for Starbase 1, Warp 7! Then punch Riker in the balls."

"Number 1 - you will, without protest, allow Commander Data to punch you in the balls."
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba » 2011-01-06 07:35pm

quickly retrieve arms from replicator

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby The Vortex Empire » 2011-01-06 07:38pm

Tell Riker to shave off that pencil thin douchebag beard and grow a real mans beard, like that one he had back when it was live action.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby atg » 2011-01-06 07:40pm

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:quickly retrieve arms from replicator


You've already got arms, numbnuts!
Marcus Aurelius: ...the Swedish S-tank; the exception is made mostly because the Swedes insisted really hard that it is a tank rather than a tank destroyer or assault gun
Ilya Muromets: And now I have this image of a massive, stern-looking Swede staring down a bunch of military nerds. "It's a tank." "Uh, yes Sir. Please don't hurt us."

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Uraniun235 » 2011-01-06 07:42pm

"scan the neutral zone, mr. data"
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-06 07:51pm

Chardok wrote:I say

"Data! Plot a course for Starbase 1, Warp 7! Then punch Riker in the balls."

"Number 1 - you will, without protest, allow Commander Data to punch you in the balls."


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Data doesn't know what the fuck

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:quickly retrieve arms from replicator

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You've already got arms numbnuts!

The Vortex Empire wrote:Tell Riker to shave off that pencil thin douchebag beard and grow a real mans beard, like that one he had back when it was live action.

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you have hurt Riker's feelings, he runs off the bridge.

Uraniun235 wrote:"scan the neutral zone, mr. data"

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Data begins the scan of the neutral zone. He says it will take several hours.

You are being hailed by another ship.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby atg » 2011-01-06 07:54pm

Instant Sunrise wrote:You are being hailed by another ship.


Reverse the polarity of the photon modulator in the deflector dish to create some fireworks that say "wut up"
Marcus Aurelius: ...the Swedish S-tank; the exception is made mostly because the Swedes insisted really hard that it is a tank rather than a tank destroyer or assault gun
Ilya Muromets: And now I have this image of a massive, stern-looking Swede staring down a bunch of military nerds. "It's a tank." "Uh, yes Sir. Please don't hurt us."

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Chardok » 2011-01-06 07:56pm

Hail the ship back!
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby The Vortex Empire » 2011-01-06 08:01pm

tell riker over the intercom that he'd better have a real beard next time I see him or he's getting spaced

order the crew of the ship to point and laugh at rikers shameful ways

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby OmegaChief » 2011-01-06 08:02pm

Order Mr Data to press the Large Red Button on his console... no not that one, the one just to the left.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-06 08:05pm

Chardok wrote:Hail the ship back!

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It is THE ROMULANS. They are demanding that you assist them in locating another source of shoulderpads, or else there will be another war with the federation.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba » 2011-01-06 08:07pm

Get Data to sew some shoulderpads for the Romulans

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby atg » 2011-01-06 08:10pm

Time travel to the 1980s.
Marcus Aurelius: ...the Swedish S-tank; the exception is made mostly because the Swedes insisted really hard that it is a tank rather than a tank destroyer or assault gun
Ilya Muromets: And now I have this image of a massive, stern-looking Swede staring down a bunch of military nerds. "It's a tank." "Uh, yes Sir. Please don't hurt us."

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-06 08:15pm

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:Get Data to sew some shoulderpads for the Romulans

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Data does not know how to sew shoulderpads.

atg wrote:Time travel to the 1980s.

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MAKE.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-06 08:34pm

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You arrive in 1980.

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However, there is a BIRD OF PREY headed towards Earth.

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby OmegaChief » 2011-01-06 08:35pm

Quickly fire on the Bird of prey, therefore preventing a hostile klingon takeover of poor defencless earth.
This odyssey, this, exodus. Do we journey toward the promised land, or into the valley of the kings? Three decades ago I envisioned a new future for our species, and now that we are on the brink of realizing my dream, I feel only solitude, and regret. Has my entire life's work been a fool's crusade? Have I led my people into this desert, only to die?
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby The Vortex Empire » 2011-01-06 08:36pm

After the bird of prey is destroyed, bring the whole crew to a Judas Priest concert on their british steel tour

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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Chardok » 2011-01-06 08:42pm

Hail the Klingon ship, and tell the captain and the entire Klingon crew that they have been granted extended shore leave, but they have to make it back to q'onos in like 12 hours. There is also cake.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-06 08:51pm

Chardok wrote:Hail the Klingon ship, and tell the captain and the entire Klingon crew that they have been granted extended shore leave, but they have to make it back to q'onos in like 12 hours. There is also cake.


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You order Mister Data to hail the ship.

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The bird of prey has been destroyed. Everybody aboard it was killed.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Chardok » 2011-01-06 08:54pm

"I am disappointed in you, Mister Data. You are relieved and confined to quarters."

"Number 1 - Please tell me a joke while I wait for the narrator to tell me what is happening now."
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby aerius » 2011-01-06 08:57pm

Call Counsellor Troi to the bridge and retire to the ready room for some counselling.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby FaxModem1 » 2011-01-06 09:09pm

Use the scanners to locate a shoulder pads warehouse and beam aboard enough shoulder pads to fill up all the cargo bays.

Once that's done, time travel back to the 24th century to give the Romulans their new shoulder pads.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby Instant Sunrise » 2011-01-06 09:10pm

MEANWHILE IN SPACE

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An ANGRY ADMIRAL floats towards the Enterprise, his stolen spaceship, destroyed.
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Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure

Postby The Vortex Empire » 2011-01-06 09:15pm

RAMMING SPEED TOWARDS THAT TINY MAN


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