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 Post subject: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:19pm
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You are CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD of the FEDERATION STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. You are currently on the BRIDGE of the Enterprise. You have just left Starbase 47, and are current patrolling outside THE NEUTRAL ZONE.

Next to you is your executive officer COMMANDER WILLIAM T. RIKER and at the helm is your robot buddy, LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA.

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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:22pm
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"Data! Plot a course for Starbase 1, Warp 7! Then punch Riker in the balls."

"Number 1 - you will, without protest, allow Commander Data to punch you in the balls."



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:35pm
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quickly retrieve arms from replicator

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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:38pm
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Tell Riker to shave off that pencil thin douchebag beard and grow a real mans beard, like that one he had back when it was live action.



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:40pm
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
quickly retrieve arms from replicator


You've already got arms, numbnuts!



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:42pm
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"scan the neutral zone, mr. data"



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:51pm
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Chardok wrote:
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"Data! Plot a course for Starbase 1, Warp 7! Then punch Riker in the balls."

"Number 1 - you will, without protest, allow Commander Data to punch you in the balls."


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Data doesn't know what the fuck

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
quickly retrieve arms from replicator

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You've already got arms numbnuts!

The Vortex Empire wrote:
Tell Riker to shave off that pencil thin douchebag beard and grow a real mans beard, like that one he had back when it was live action.

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you have hurt Riker's feelings, he runs off the bridge.

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"scan the neutral zone, mr. data"

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Data begins the scan of the neutral zone. He says it will take several hours.

You are being hailed by another ship.



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:54pm
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You are being hailed by another ship.


Reverse the polarity of the photon modulator in the deflector dish to create some fireworks that say "wut up"



Marcus Aurelius: ...the Swedish S-tank; the exception is made mostly because the Swedes insisted really hard that it is a tank rather than a tank destroyer or assault gun
Ilya Muromets: And now I have this image of a massive, stern-looking Swede staring down a bunch of military nerds. "It's a tank." "Uh, yes Sir. Please don't hurt us."

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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 08:56pm
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Hail the ship back!



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:01pm
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tell riker over the intercom that he'd better have a real beard next time I see him or he's getting spaced

order the crew of the ship to point and laugh at rikers shameful ways



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:02pm
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Order Mr Data to press the Large Red Button on his console... no not that one, the one just to the left.



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:05pm
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Hail the ship back!

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It is THE ROMULANS. They are demanding that you assist them in locating another source of shoulderpads, or else there will be another war with the federation.



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:07pm
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Get Data to sew some shoulderpads for the Romulans

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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:10pm
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Time travel to the 1980s.



Marcus Aurelius: ...the Swedish S-tank; the exception is made mostly because the Swedes insisted really hard that it is a tank rather than a tank destroyer or assault gun
Ilya Muromets: And now I have this image of a massive, stern-looking Swede staring down a bunch of military nerds. "It's a tank." "Uh, yes Sir. Please don't hurt us."

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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:15pm
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
Get Data to sew some shoulderpads for the Romulans

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Data does not know how to sew shoulderpads.

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Time travel to the 1980s.

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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:34pm
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You arrive in 1980.

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However, there is a BIRD OF PREY headed towards Earth.

What will you do?



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:35pm
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Quickly fire on the Bird of prey, therefore preventing a hostile klingon takeover of poor defencless earth.



This odyssey, this, exodus. Do we journey toward the promised land, or into the valley of the kings? Three decades ago I envisioned a new future for our species, and now that we are on the brink of realizing my dream, I feel only solitude, and regret. Has my entire life's work been a fool's crusade? Have I led my people into this desert, only to die?
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After the bird of prey is destroyed, bring the whole crew to a Judas Priest concert on their british steel tour



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 09:42pm
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Hail the Klingon ship, and tell the captain and the entire Klingon crew that they have been granted extended shore leave, but they have to make it back to q'onos in like 12 hours. There is also cake.



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Hail the Klingon ship, and tell the captain and the entire Klingon crew that they have been granted extended shore leave, but they have to make it back to q'onos in like 12 hours. There is also cake.


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The bird of prey has been destroyed. Everybody aboard it was killed.



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"I am disappointed in you, Mister Data. You are relieved and confined to quarters."

"Number 1 - Please tell me a joke while I wait for the narrator to tell me what is happening now."



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Call Counsellor Troi to the bridge and retire to the ready room for some counselling.



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 Post subject: Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure PostPosted: 2011-01-06 10:09pm
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Use the scanners to locate a shoulder pads warehouse and beam aboard enough shoulder pads to fill up all the cargo bays.

Once that's done, time travel back to the 24th century to give the Romulans their new shoulder pads.



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MEANWHILE IN SPACE

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RAMMING SPEED TOWARDS THAT TINY MAN



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