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Life is Hard.

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I'm assuming the fact that you can't reach any of your objectives is supposed to be the point of the game.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.

At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.

The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'

'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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the end is hilarious.

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Okay, that was amusing.
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Wait what? I got stuck on this one jump that I tried 50 times but I couldn't make the distance.

Man I suck.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.

At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.

The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'

'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Ooh, thats a harsh ending!
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Well that was easy :razz:
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Well, this brought a smile on my face.
adam_grif wrote:Wait what? I got stuck on this one jump that I tried 50 times but I couldn't make the distance.
The one after the mushrooms? Just hold right-arrow and up-arrow in at the same time. That should do it.
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The best part is actually the music. Does anyone know if it is original or taken from some other game?
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The Infidel wrote:Well, this brought a smile on my face.
adam_grif wrote:Wait what? I got stuck on this one jump that I tried 50 times but I couldn't make the distance.
The one after the mushrooms? Just hold right-arrow and up-arrow in at the same time. That should do it.
Yeah I got it like 5 minutes after I made that post the other day.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.

At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.

The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'

'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Starglider wrote:The best part is actually the music. Does anyone know if it is original or taken from some other game?
Never mind, found the band. They have some neat mod/synth stuff.
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