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Companion Cube wrote:"episodic content" = wait years for a tiny sequel with some cosmetic improvements
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"Episodic Content" = We split the game into four parts and charge half price for each.
"Mind-blowing Visual Effects" = Attack animations take up to three minutes each.
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"Female character isn't very feminine" = man with boobs.
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General Zod wrote:"Female character isn't very feminine" = man with boobs.
Realistic female characters - Still outrageously attractive, with disproportionately huge breasts and dress like a prozzer, but they don't have blue/pink hair.
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weemadando wrote: Realistic female characters - Still outrageously attractive, with disproportionately huge breasts and dress like a prozzer, but they don't have blue/pink hair.
"Realistic Female Characters" - Women that run while wearing high-heel boots.
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LordOskuro wrote:
weemadando wrote: Realistic female characters - Still outrageously attractive, with disproportionately huge breasts and dress like a prozzer, but they don't have blue/pink hair.
"Realistic Female Characters" - Women that run while wearing high-heel boots.
"Realistic Female Characters" - Not just there as a damsel in distress/love interest, she has a gun and an "invuln=1" tag and is the love interest.
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LordOskuro wrote:"Realistic Female Characters" - Women that run while wearing high-heel boots.
"realistic female characters" = I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERPANTS
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"realistic female characters" = We are ready to make sweeping generalizations about 50% of the human population by claiming that the personality of a character portrayed in this game is representative of her entire gender and that her appearance is typical and totally not an idealized wet-dream fantasy. But we can get away with it because girls don't play video games lol.

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realistic female characters = jiggle physics
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"family game" - Cheap
"educational" - Boring, Cheap and Preachy
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JointStrikeFighter wrote:realistic female characters = jiggle physics
Jiggle physics = breast texture lag
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Realistic physics= Shit flies across room when you touch it.

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Xon wrote:Half-life 2 Episode 1; Gravity gun porno
Half-life 2 Episode 2; Gravity gun porno take 2
What will Episode 3 have in store?

I'm usually pretty impressed with a lot of Valve's work, but the HL2 run seems to be a bit of a miscarriage from the start.
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